Perforated battle paddle
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perforated battle paddle
This is the next generation of frat-paddle, complete with holes drilled through it for minimal wind resistance. Its handle is ergonomically designed, its striking surface is coated with high-impact kevlar, and it's still as homoerotic as every other frat-paddle. Y'all ready to bust some ass?
Type: weapon (2-handed club)
Power: 175
Muscle Required: 72
Selling Price: 90 Meat.
Enchantment:
Weapon Damage +10
( In-game plural: perforated paddle battles) Obtained From
- The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
- I Am The Brotherhood (one-time)
- The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
- War Frat 151st Captain
- War Frat 151st Infantryman
- War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
- War Frat Elite 500th Captain
- Stores
- The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) (35 quarters)
Notes
References
- The last line in the description is an exact quote uttered by Ben Affleck's character in Dazed and Confused.
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