The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

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The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Location	The Beanstalk
Unlocks	After using the enchanted bean with the Giant Trash Quest.
Min Stat	90
Combat %	80
ML	90 - 120
Special adventures
Clover	None
Bad Moon	Obligatory Mascot Cameo
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The Airship is found atop The Beanstalk, which is located in The Nearby Plains (once you've been able to plant an enchanted bean).

Must have 90 of main stat to enter. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

You step up to the gangplank of the Airship, but before you can actually reach the ship, a gust of wind blows you backwards, and you land headfirst at the bottom of the beanstalk.

[edit] Combat Adventures

Burly Sidekick -- (edit metadata)
Burly Sidekick	Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house Meat Drop: 79-168 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Hit Points: 100 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Irritating Series of Random Encounters -- (edit metadata)
Irritating Series of Random Encounters	Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, soft green echo eyedrop antidote, tiny house Meat Drop: 81-179 Substat Gain: 26.25 Monster Level: 105 Moxie for No Hit*: 112 Hit Points: 110 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

MagiMechTech MechaMech -- (edit metadata)
MagiMechTech MechaMech	Item Drops: glowing red eye, metallic A, oversized pizza cutter, photoprotoneutron torpedo Bounty: burned-out arcanodiode Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 30 Monster Level: 120 Moxie for No Hit*: 127 Hit Points: 100 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Protagonist -- (edit metadata)
Protagonist	Item Drops: phonics down, ridiculously huge sword, super-spikey hair gel Meat Drop: 58-129 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Hit Points: 80 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Quiet Healer -- (edit metadata)
Quiet Healer	Item Drops: amulet of extreme plot significance, scroll of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidote Meat Drop: 66-143 Substat Gain: 23.75 Monster Level: 95 Moxie for No Hit*: 102 Hit Points: 90 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none Note: She occasionally heals you for 15-20 HP in combat.

Spunky Princess -- (edit metadata)
Spunky Princess	Item Drops: cocoa eggshell fragment, tiny house, titanium assault umbrella Meat Drop: 62-141 Substat Gain: 22.5 Monster Level: 90 Moxie for No Hit*: 97 Hit Points: 75 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

[edit] Non-combat Adventures

Hammering the Armory
Hammering the Armory	Dig through the stuff: bronze breastplate Blow this popsicle stand: Nothing. (Does not cost an adventure.) Note: Must have Torso Awaregness for this adventure to occur.

Random Lack of an Encounter
Random Lack of an Encounter	Investigate the crew quarters: Fight a MagiMechTech MechaMech if you have +20ML or more running, or one of a Burly Sidekick, a Protagonist, a Spunky Princess or a Quiet Healer otherwise. Check the cargo hold: Penultimate Fantasy chest Head down to the galley: Lose 40-50 HP, gain 18-39 Muscleboundness, Enchantedness, and Chutzpah Note: Stat gain averages 20 + max(0,noncombat modifier)/2

Gesundheitgeist!
Gesundheitgeist!	Item Drops: Tissue Paper Immateria Note: Unlocks Don't Chew on That Spirit!. Note: A one-time adventure.

Don't Chew on That Spirit!
Don't Chew on That Spirit!	Item Drops: Tin Foil Immateria Note: Unlocks The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever. Note: A one-time adventure.

The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever	Item Drops: Gauze Immateria Note: Unlocks Rip Rop Wrappety Do. Note: A one-time adventure.

Rip Rop Wrappety Do
Rip Rop Wrappety Do	Item Drops: Plastic Wrap Immateria Note: Unlocks F-F-Fantastic!. Note: A one-time adventure.

F-F-Fantastic!
F-F-Fantastic!	Item Drops: S.O.C.K., giant castle map Note: A one-time adventure.

Mist Angst, the Protagonist
Mist Angst, the Protagonist	Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest. Note: A one time adventure.

Mist Angst, the Protagonist
Mist Angst, the Protagonist	Item Drops: Non-Essential Amulet Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest, after obtaining the really big tiny house. Note: A one time adventure.

Obligatory Mascot Cameo
Obligatory Mascot Cameo	Note: Gives 10 turns of Synthesized. Note: Bad Moon only.

Number 163
Number 163	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

[edit] Retired Adventures

Treasure!
	Item Drops: Penultimate Fantasy chest

[edit] Notes

• Treasure! was removed on October 2nd, 2007, and integrated into Random Lack of an Encounter.

[edit] References

• This location is a parody of the Airship from The Final Fantasy series; all of the encounters within refer to the Final Fantasy games (with the exception of the Irritating Series of Random Encounters, which depicts slimes from the Dragon Warrior series, as well as the Spunky Princess, who is more of an RPG archetype than a specific reference), most notably Final Fantasy VII. The term "penultimate," which means "next to last," pokes fun at the name "Final" Fantasy.