Penguin Goodfella

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Penguin Goodfella
Take a tuxedo Add a buoyant waterfowl Ba-boom bada bing!

Ability: Gives stats like a volleyball, de-levels like a barrrnacle and drops goodfella contracts.

Hatchling: bad penguin egg bad penguin egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: tasteful black bow tie tasteful black bow tie

The Cake-Shaped Arena	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek
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• Regular Message:

  <name> calmly walks up to your opponent and hits it in the kneecaps with a short stick, leaving it looking a little unsteady. "That one was on the house, kid."

  <name> says "You seem to have gotten yourself into a delicate situation. If you require any assistance, please do not hesitate to call upon my services using this form."

  Goodfella contract

  You acquire an item: Goodfella contract

  <name> smiles, and says "You have brought honor to the family."

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> winks and draws a flipper across his throat. Maybe he's upset that the plaid clashes with his tux.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> dances a traditional dance of his people around the maypole, and you'd be wise not to mock him.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> grins a bloodthirsty grin behind his wax lips.

Arena Messages

• When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:

  <name> isn't into hiding or seeking, my friend. He would much prefer that everyone knows he is not a man with whom to be messed, capiche?

Notes

• The in-game familiar description was broken, and displayed only the text "No familiar was found" for approximately one and a half hours.
• The haiku for this familiar was originally wrong — the word buoyant was misspelled as bouyant, and the last line only had four syllables. Mr Skullhead corrected it in a forum post.
• Contract drop rates are as follows (thread):
  • If player has no contracts, 100%
  • 1 contract, 50%
  • 2 contracts, 25%
  • 3 or more contracts, 5%

References

• Goodfellas is a 1990 film directed by Martin Scorsese, based on the Nicholas Pileggi novel Wiseguy, the true story of mob informer Henry Hill.