Pastamancer

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Description

• (Male:) With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.
• (Female:) With her mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. She relies on her Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

Skills

Most Pastamancer skills are learned from The League of Chef-Magi. All Pastamancers begin with the free skills Manicotti Meditation and Spaghetti Spear. Completing the Spookyraven Manor Quest grants you the Fearful Fettucini skill.

There is a cap on bonus spell damage. See Calculating Spell Damage and the individual spell pages for more information.

Level	Skill	Description	Effect	Type	MP Cost	Train Cost
0	Manicotti Meditation	By meditating on your Manicotti Mandala, you can achieve oneness with the pasta which makes up the underlying structure of reality. Your Magicalness will increase for a period of time.	Pasta Oneness (+2 Mysticality) (5 Adventures)	Non-combat	1	N/A
0	Spaghetti Spear	This spell conjures a fast-moving dart of spaghetti and slings it at your enemy, dealing a small amount of damage. Uncooked spaghetti, that is. Cooked spaghetti wouldn't do much damage, now, would it?	Deals (2-3) + (low percentage of Mys) physical damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (Cap unknown)	Combat	1	N/A
1	Ravioli Shurikens	This spell allows you to summon a handful of deadly ravioli shurikens, stuffed with various flavors of pain.	Deals (3-8) + (7% of Mys) damage of a random element (tuned by Flavour of Magic), where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 215), and divisions are rounded down.	Combat	4	250 Meat
2	Entangling Noodles	This spell allows you to conjure a wad of sticky noodles, which slow down your opponent and make its attacks less effective.	Prevents enemy from attacking for X turns. Can only be cast once per adventure.	Combat	3	500 Meat
3	Lasagna Bandages	This spell summons some enchanted lasagna noodles, which can be used as bandages, healing some of your HP.	Heals 10-30 HP out of combat, or 10-20 HP in combat.	Non-combat or Combat	6	1000 Meat
4	Cannelloni Cannon	This spell allows you to summon and then fire a cannon made of cannelloni and stuffed with all manner of deadly substances.	Deals (8-16) + (15% of Mys) damage of a random element (tuned by Flavour of Magic), where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 134), and divisions are rounded down.	Combat	6	1500 Meat
5	Pastamastery	This skill allows you to summon forth noodles from thin air, and to cook delicious food by combining them with sauces.	Allows you to cook with dry noodles. Allows you to summon dry noodles three times a day.	Non-combat	10	2500 Meat
6	Springy Fusilli	This skill infuses your body with the springy spirit of spiral pasta, putting a spring in your step and making you more nimble in combat.	Springy Fusilli (+40% Combat Initiative) (10 Adventures)	Non-combat	10	3500 Meat
7	Spirit of Rigatoni	This skill will give you the ability to equip Chefstaves -- powerful one-handed staves that act as conduits for advanced Chef-Magery.	Allows one to equip Chefstaves	Passive	N/A	5000 Meat
8	Stuffed Mortar Shell	This spell summons a massive mortar shell made of pasta and stuffed with various flavors of arcane shrapnel. This bomb bursting in air will give proof through the night that your foe has suffered some serious trauma.	Deals (16-40) + (25% of Mys) damage of a random element (tuned by Flavour of Magic), where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.	Combat	13	6500 Meat
9	Spirit of Ravioli	This skill infuses your body with the essence of ravioli, making it much sturdier. It will increase your maximum HP by 25%.	+25% HP	Passive	N/A	8000 Meat
10	Weapon of the Pastalord	This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old. That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue	(32-64) + (35% of Mys) physical damage, Mys isn't capped. When spells are tuned to a specific element, this spell deals half elemental damage (rounded down) and the rest physical damage.	Combat	24	10000 Meat
11	Leash of Linguini	This spell allows you to call forth an enchanted leash made out of noodles, which is placed around the neck of your familiar. This effectively raises your familiar's level by 5, but the noodles will deteriorate after 10 turns have passed.	Leash of Linguini (+5 to familiar weight) (10 Adventures)	Non-combat	12	12500 Meat
12	Cannelloni Cocoon	This spell summons forth a huge Cannelloni, which envelops you and heals all of your wounds.	Heals all HP.	Non-combat	20	15000 Meat
13	Tolerance of the Kitchen	They say that if you can't stand the heat, you should get out of the kitchen. Well, with this skill, you'll be able to stand the heat. Any heat.	Provides So-So Hot Resistance.	Passive	N/A	20000 Meat
14	Flavour of Magic	This spell will allow you to bring your mystical being in line with the elemental forces that underlie all things: earth, wind, fire, water, and heart. Wait, I mean hot, cold, sleaze, stench, and spookiness. And what's the deal with 'heart' anyway? How does that make any sense at all?	Makes damage spells do a specific form of elemental damage: Spirit of Cayenne (hot damage) Spirit of Peppermint (cold damage) Spirit of Garlic (stench damage) Spirit of Wormwood (spooky damage) Spirit of Bacon Grease (sleaze damage) Also adds +10 Spell Damage. Includes a sixth spirit, Spirit of Nothing, that deactivates the skill. (intrinsic effect)	Non-combat	1	25000 Meat
15	Transcendental Noodlecraft	You have achieved the highest possible level of Pastamancy -- you are now capable of making meals that rival the Platonic ideal of the dish of noodles.	Gives access to The Wok of Ages. Allows you to summon two additional dry noodles per day.	Passive	N/A	30000 Meat
Spookyraven Manor Quest Skill
N/A	Fearful Fettucini	This spell summons a mass of fettucini noodles made not of semolina, or of farina, but of pure, uncut terror.	(32-64) + (35% of Mys) Spooky Damage, Mys isn't capped.	Combat	24	N/A
Sea Floor Skill
N/A	Tempuramancy	You've learned the secrets of deep-sea thermal vents, and the ways in which they relate to the secrets of battermaking, which you already knew.	Lets you create tempura dishes from bubbling tempura batters.	Passive	N/A	N/A
Crimbo '09 Skill
N/A	Candyblast	The ability to summon pasta from thin air is pretty sweet, but this lets you conjure something even sweeter -- a massive barrage of candy.	Deals (8-16)+(15% of Mys) physical damage, capped at 134; may drop candy	Combat	6	N/A
The Traveling Trader Skill
N/A	Stringozzi Serpent	This spell allows you to conjure up a venomous serpent made of wriggling noodles.	Deals (16-40) + (25% of Mys) physical damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down; deals additional poison damage	Combat	13	N/A
Nemesis Quest
N/A	Canticle of Carboloading	This ode to the Pastalords has the effect of making the next thing you eat swell up with starchy goodness, thus granting you more energy than it otherwise would have. Unfortunately, it's only usable once per day -- any more than that and you'd run the risk of exploding.	Gives an extra 3 adventures per use (once per day) to the next pasta dish you eat.	Non-combat	10	N/A

Levels

The amount of Mysticality required to attain level L follows the formula Mysticality = L² - 2L+ 5.

Class Gear

• Pastamancers start with a pasta spoon and a ravioli hat in their inventory.
• The Pastamancer's Epic Weapon is the Pasta of Peril.
• The Pastamancer's Legendary Epic Weapon is the Greek Pasta of Peril.
• The Pastamancer's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon is the Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords.
• The Pastamancer's Epic Hat is the Colander of Em-er'il.
• The Pastamancer's Epic Pants are the Angelhair Culottes.
• The Pastamancer's Epic Accessory is the Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental.
• The Pastamancer's Legendary Regalia is the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master.
• The Pastamancer's Hardcore ascension reward is the stainless steel solitaire.
• The Pastamancer's Hardcore Oxygenarian ascension reward is the plexiglass pocketwatch.
• The Pastamancer's Bad Moon ascension reward is the Brimstone Brooch.
• The Pastamancer's secret from the future reward is the molten medallion.
• The Pastamancer's Hateful Habiliment item is the Staff of Simmering Hatred.
• The Pastamancer's Violent Vestments item is the Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence.
• Pastamancers can get a spaghetti-box banjo from the Hobo Marketplace.
• The chintzy noodle ring confers its enchantment bonus only to Pastamancers.
• The Vile Vagrant Vestments and its components confer their enchantment bonuses only to Pastamancers.
• The Pastamancer's Nemesis Quest familiar is the Animated Macaroni Duck.
• The Pastamancer's level 30 trophy is the Potentate of Pasta.

Notes

• Pastamancers have an innate 5% resistance to elemental damage. This resistance applies only to damage, and not to "quest requirements" like the Daily Dungeon and the Mt. McLargeHuge Quest.
• Pastamancers have an innate 50% bonus to their maximum MP.
• Elements for pasta spells have equal probabilities, despite the fact that some elements have more hit messages than others.
• Elemental pasta spells cast against elemental creatures will never be of that creature's element (e.g., hot damage will never occur against a hot creature, so you never do 1 damage), assuming you do not have an item equipped or effect active that forces spells to be of that element.
• April 10, 2008 was Pastamancer Appreciation Day. Elemental spell names were changed: Minor Ray of Something to Ravioli Shurikens, eXtreme Ray of Something to Cannelloni Cannon and Cone of Whatever to Stuffed Mortar Shell. The damage caps for these spells were increased and Weapon of the Pastalord was modified.
• Pasta Guardians were introduced on the same day, allowing Pastamancers to contact and summon a variety of pasta-based creatures in combat.
• Since a November 18, 2008 update, Pastamancers gain MP when eating pasta dishes, based on the fullness of the dish. 3-7 MP is gained per fullness, yielding the following gains:

• The gains are accompanied with the message:

You draw power from the pasta. Delicious power.

You gain X Mana Points.

• The title for the second level is perplexing, since although they are indeed made from dough, most noodles do not contain yeast.

References

The Pastamancer is the KoL equivalent of the Necromancer class from D&D, whose strength revolved around the summoning of undead minions.

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