Pasta of Peril

Pasta of Peril

This is a contraption which could best be described as "a gravel-filled spaghetti catapult."

It's as dangerous as it is implausible.

(Meatsmithing component)
Type: weapon (1-handed utensil)
Power: 50
Mysticality Required: 10
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

Enchantment:
Mysticality +7
Combat Initiative +15%

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)

(In-game plural: Pastas of Peril)

You deal X carbohydrate-rich points of damage to <it>. Hopefully, <it> isn't on some low-carb diet. Or some low-pain diet. SMACK! KERBLAM! BAM!

You sling some rocky pasta at <it>, doing X damage. KAPOW! BOOF! BARF!

You whip <it> with a wet noodle. It hurts a lot more when it's a wet noodle in a wooden spoon full of gravel. About X damage more, really. BONK! BAM! WHACK!

You realize you're pasta point of no return, and smack <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! KERBLAM! WHAMMO!