|Locations||The Neverending Party|
|Hit Points||75% of its Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie + 10|
|Defense||Player's Muscle + 10|
An extremely intoxicated girl staggers into you, and then gets angry at you about it.
She swings from a chandelier (from a chandelier!) and kicks you in the <nipple>. Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
She staggers into a nearby bookcase, breaking the glass she's holding. Then she staggers into you, slicing open your <forehead> with the broken glass. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh!
She stomps on your <kidney> with a stiletto heel. Oof! Ow! Argh! Eek!
She stomps on your <ear> with a stiletto heel. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ouch! Ow!
Instead of attacking you, she takes a moment to swing from a nearby chandelier.
She goes to hit you with her handbag, but she gets the hiccups.
She tries to stomp on your <throat> with a stiletto heel
She loses interest in fighting you for a second, and wanders off to get another drink.
She tries to stomp on your <arse> with a stiletto heel (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: runproof mascara (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: very small red dress (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: noticeable pumps (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: everfull glass (% chance)*|
|You gain some <substat>.|
Occurs at The Neverending Party.