Party girl

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Party girl
Monster ID 2092
Locations The Neverending Party
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie + 10
Defense Player's Muscle + 10
Initiative 0
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
runproof mascara, very small red dress, noticeable pumps, surprisingly capacious handbag, Everfull glass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
party girl You're fighting a party girl

An extremely intoxicated girl staggers into you, and then gets angry at you about it.

Hit Message(s):

She swings from a chandelier (from a chandelier!) and kicks you in the <shoulder>. Oof! Ow! Ow!

She staggers into a nearby bookcase, breaking the glass she's holding. Then she staggers into you, slicing open your <throat> with the broken glass. Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

She stomps on your <ankle> with a stiletto heel. Argh! Eek! Eek! Ugh!

She pours an entire drink on your <lower back>, then wanders off to get another drink. Ooh! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She stomps on your <shins> with a stiletto heel. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

Instead of attacking you, she takes a moment to swing from a nearby chandelier.

She goes to hit you with her handbag, but she gets the hiccups.

She tries to stomp on your <ear> with a stiletto heel [sic]

She loses interest in fighting you for a second, and wanders off to get another drink.

Fumble Message:

She tries to stomp on your <forehead> with a stiletto heel[sic] (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Mascara2.gifYou acquire an item: runproof mascara (% chance)*
Tinydress.gifYou acquire an item: very small red dress (% chance)*
Lovemepumps.gifYou acquire an item: noticeable pumps (% chance)*
Npartyhandbag.gifYou acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag (% chance)*
Endlessglass.gifYou acquire an item: everfull glass (% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Neverending Party.