Party girl

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Party girl
Monster ID 2092
Locations The Neverending Party
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie + 10 (cap at 20 000)
Defense Player's Muscle + 10 (cap at 20 000)
Initiative 0
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm,head,leg,torso
runproof mascara, very small red dress, noticeable pumps, surprisingly capacious handbag, Everfull glass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
party girl You're fighting a party girl

An extremely intoxicated girl staggers into you, and then gets angry at you about it.

Hit Message(s):

She swings from a chandelier (from a chandelier!) and kicks you in the <thigh>. Ugh! Oof! Eek!

She staggers into a nearby bookcase, breaking the glass she's holding. Then she staggers into you, slicing open your <giblets> with the broken glass. Oof! Argh! Eek!

She stomps on your <groin> with a stiletto heel. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!

She pours an entire drink on your <lower back>, then wanders off to get another drink. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She stomps on your <ankle> with a stiletto heel. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

Instead of attacking you, she takes a moment to swing from a nearby chandelier.

She goes to hit you with her handbag, but she gets the hiccups.

She tries to stomp on your <bung> with a stiletto heel [sic]

She loses interest in fighting you for a second, and wanders off to get another drink.

Fumble Message:

She tries to stomp on your <bung> with a stiletto heel[sic] (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat. (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Mascara2.gifYou acquire an item: runproof mascara (% chance)*
Tinydress.gifYou acquire an item: very small red dress (% chance)*
Lovemepumps.gifYou acquire an item: noticeable pumps (% chance)*
Npartyhandbag.gifYou acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag (% chance)*
Endlessglass.gifYou acquire an item: everfull glass (% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Neverending Party.