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Panty Raider Frat Boy

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Panty Raider Frat Boy
Location The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hitpoints 250
Attack 200
Defense 200
Initiative  ?
Meat None
Element sleaze
Physical None
Drops
chloroform rag, chloroform rag, depantsing bomb, depantsing bomb, Elmley shades, PADL Phone, panty raider camouflage
Quest white class ring
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Panty Raider Frat Boy You're fighting a Panty Raider Frat Boy

This is a member of an elite sub-unit of the Frat Boy Army (whose motto is "A Brotherhood of One, Bra"). His mission is to infiltrate Sorority Orc houses and steal the Sorority Orc's underwear. The dangers inherent in that mission are only surpassed by the inherent sleaziness involved. Panty raiders are generally more stealthy and less prone to displays of violence than normal frat boys, which isn't saying much. No one is sure what the panty raiders do with the panties right after they collect them, but somehow the whole process ends in profit.

Hit Message(s):

He climbs on top of a bunk-bed, then uses his concealed position to fire rocks at you from a thong-underwear slingshot. Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

He suddenly vanishes. You look around frantically, but don't see him. Then you feel a pair of fishnet stockings tighten around your throat. Ouch! Argh! Oof!

He uses a brassiere as a double-barreled slingshot, hitting you in your <leg> and <leg>. Ow! Oof! Ow!

He whips out a pair of panties and whips you in the <leg> with it. It's surprisingly painful. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He sneaks up behind you and garrottes you with a pair of panties. Clean ones, thankfully, but the whole "not being able to breathe" thing still isn't any fun. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to smother you with a suspiciously large pair of boy-shorts, but you dodge.

He reaches into his pocket and whips out a pair of... boxers? He looks embarrassed and retreats for a minute.

He tries to strangle you with a brassiere, but it unhooks in the front, so you just unhook it and escape.

He tries to use a thong as a slingshot, but he can't find any ammo.

Fumble Message:

He sneaks up behind you and tries to garrotte you with a pair of panties. Thankfully, he picked a thong, which snaps before it crushes your windpipe.

Special Move:

He vanishes and reappears behind you, at which point he ties a thong around you throat. You gasp both in disgust and for air.

Sad.gifImage:sad.gifStrangulatedYou acquire an effect: Strangulated
(duration: 1 Adventure)


Chlororag.gifImage:chlororag.gifchloroform ragYou acquire an item: chloroform rag (12.3% chance)*
Chlororag.gifImage:chlororag.gifchloroform ragYou acquire an item: chloroform rag (6.9% chance)*
Smokebomb.gifImage:smokebomb.gifdepantsing bombYou acquire an item: depantsing bomb (17.9% chance)*
Smokebomb.gifImage:smokebomb.gifdepantsing bombYou acquire an item: depantsing bomb (3.0% chance)*
Elmleys.gifImage:Elmleys.gifElmley shadesYou acquire an item: Elmley shades (5.8% chance)*
Padl.gifImage:padl.gifPADL PhoneYou acquire an item: PADL Phone (3.0% chance)*
Tube.gifImage:tube.gifpanty raider camouflageYou acquire an item: panty raider camouflage (10.3% chance)*
Rankring3.gifImage:rankring3.gifwhite class ringYou acquire an item: white class ring (30.0% chance)*
You gain 50 <substat>.

Occurs in The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

  • Strangulated continues to do damage through every combat round. The initial attack itself does not appear to do damage directly. Early testing shows this damage to be 25% (rounded up) of your current HP.
  • The Panty Raider Frat Boy may use his special attack even if your familiar blocks his attack that round.

References

  • "Somehow the whole process ends in profit" is a reference to the Underpants Gnomes from the animated sitcom South Park, whose business plan in the episode "Gnomes" consisted entirely of "Phase 1: Collect underpants. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit!"
  • Panty raids were common frat rituals.
  • The fact that this monster was hiding at the start and the Strangulated effect which deals damage per combat round might be a reference to a boss in World of Warcraft, Moroes, who periodically vanishes out of sight and garrotes a party member, debuffing them to take a lot of damage until Moroes is dead or the victim dies. Coincidentally, garrote can be said as a synonym of strangulation.
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