Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Intragalactic (Planetary) travelers speak in hushed, reverent tones about a bar where you can get the strongest drink in the galaxy. They say drinking one is like being hit with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.
Those with slightly broader horizons know that the quality of a drink isn't measured solely in how bad a hangover it gives you, but how good it makes you feel. A drink that causes instant vomiting, for example, is more useful in Poison Control than in a bar. The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster gives you all of the pleasant effects of alcohol, while shunting most of the nasty aftereffects to a parallel you in another dimension.
Just know that any time you drink one, there's a decent chance a parallel you in another dimension is drinking one, too. Mwa-ha-ha.
Type: booze
Level required: 12
Selling Price: 200 Meat.
Cannot be traded
( In-game plural: Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters) Obtained From
- Fernswarthy's Basement
- The Dusk Zone (200th floor only)
- No Good Deed (400th floor only)
When Consumed
 Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
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| You drink the Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster. You feel like your head is a gold brick with a slice of lemon wrapped around it.
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| You gain 5 Drunkenness.
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References
- This is a reference to the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The guide says it's the best drink in existence and that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
- "Intragalactic (Planetary)" is a reference to the Beastie Boys song, "Intergalactic."
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