If you try to equip an outfit which includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:
If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:
If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.
This fact ensures that it is impossible to wear two outfits at once--one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. But it is possible to wear the Vile Vagrant Vestments and the Yendorian Finery due to the fact that the outfits have a hat, a 1 handed weapon, and an accessory and the other has an off-hand, pants, and an accessory.
Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your familiar equipment (unless you have configured the Inventory Options in the Account Menu).
You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 37 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:
If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:
If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:
Also also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."
| Outfit
| Additonal Effects
| Tattoo
| Halloween Treat
|
  8-Bit Finery
|  pixel hat pixel hat
| 10 Moxie required Power: 50 All Attributes +2
| Combat Initiative +10%
|  Sword Tattoo
|  pixellated candy heart pixellated candy heart
|
 pixel sword pixel sword
| 10 Muscle required Power: 50 Combat Initiative +15%
|
 pixel pants pixel pants
| 10 Moxie required Power: 50 Maximum HP/MP +10
|
  Antique Arms And Armor
|  antique helmet antique helmet
| 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -10% Serious Spooky Resistance
| Muscle +15
|  Armor Tattoo
|  Bit O' Ectoplasm Bit O' Ectoplasm
|
 antique spear antique spear
| 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -30% Successful hit weakens opponent
|
 antique shield antique shield
| 85 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Combat Initiative -15%
|
 antique greaves antique greaves
| 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Combat Initiative -10%
|
  Arboreal Raiment
|  can of fake snow can of fake snow
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +5 Cold Damage
| Serious Stench Resistance
|  Wreath Tattoo
|  sugar-coated pine cone sugar-coated pine cone
|
 tree skirt tree skirt
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +5
|
 colored-light "necklace" colored-light "necklace"
| 35 Mysticality required Maximum MP +15
|
  Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel
|  willowy bonnet willowy bonnet
| 22 Moxie required Power: 75 Maximum MP +40
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Arbor Day Tattoo
|  Everlasting Deckswabber Everlasting Deckswabber
|
 crotchety pants crotchety pants
| 35 Moxie required Power: 75 Maximum HP +40
|
 Saccharine Maple pendant Saccharine Maple pendant
| 22 Mysticality required Maximum HP/MP +20
|
  Black Armaments
|  black helmet black helmet
| 65 Muscle required Power: 160 Maximum HP +30
| Muscle +6
|  Black Tattoo
| Random Black Forest Consumable
|
 black sword black sword
| 65 Muscle required Power:160 3x chance of Critical Hit Weapon Damage +7
|
 black shield black shield
| 65 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 10 Muscle +5 Maximum HP +20
|
 black greaves black greaves
| 65 Moxie required Power: 160 Muscle +10 Damage Absorption +20
|
  Bounty-Hunting Rig
|  bounty-hunting helmet bounty-hunting helmet
| 25 Moxie required Power: 100 +20% Items from Monsters
| +15% Items from Monsters
|  Meat Tattoo
|  chocolate filthy lucre chocolate filthy lucre
|
 Bounty-hunting rifle bounty-hunting rifle
| 25 Moxie required Power:100 +15% Items from Monsters
|
 Bounty-hunting pants bounty-hunting pants
| 25 Moxie required Power: 100 +15% Items from Monsters
|
  Bow Tux
|  bowler bowler
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Muscle +5
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Bow Tux Tattoo
|  candy cane candy cane
|
 bow staff bow staff
| 35 Muscle required Power: 100 Mysticality +5 Weapon Damage +3
|
 bowlegged pants bowlegged pants
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Moxie +5
|
  Bugbear Costume
|  bugbear beanie bugbear beanie
| No stat required Power: 30
| Mysticality +3 Spell Damage +3 Required for a Trophy Cannot eat gingerbread bugbear Allows access to The Bugbear Bakery
|  Bugbear Tattoo
|  cog cog
 sprocket sprocket
 spring spring
|
 bugbear bungguard bugbear bungguard
| No stat required Power: 30
|
  Cloaca-Cola Uniform
|  Cloaca-Cola helmet Cloaca-Cola helmet
| No stat required Power: 30 Damage Absorption +10
| Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Different adventures at the Battlefield
|  Cloaca-Cola Tattoo
|  Dyspepsi grenade Dyspepsi grenade
|
 Cloaca-Cola shield Cloaca-Cola shield
| No stat required Damage Reduction: 4 Mysticality +1
|
 Cloaca-Cola fatigues Cloaca-Cola fatigues
| No stat required Power: 30 Mysticality +3
|
  Clockwork Apparatus
|  clockwork hat clockwork hat
| 25 Moxie required Power: 80 Slight Spooky Resistance
| Fumbles have helpful effects
|  Clockwork Tattoo
|  Sugar Cog Sugar Cog
|
 clockwork trench coat clockwork trench coat
| 25 Muscle required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +15
|
 clockwork pants clockwork pants
| 25 Moxie required Power: 80 Combat Initiative +10%
|
  Crimbo Duds
|  Crimbo hat Crimbo hat
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Slight Spooky Resistance
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Crimbo Pressie Tattoo
|  fruitcake fruitcake
|
 Crimbo sword Crimbo sword
| 35 Muscle required Power: 100 Weapon Damage +5
|
 Crimbo pants Crimbo pants
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +30%
|
  Crimborg Assault Armor
|  Biomechanical crimborg helmet biomechanical crimborg helmet
| 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Crimborg Tattoo
|  nanite-infested_candy_cane nanite-infested candy cane
|
 C.B.F.G. C.B.F.G.
| 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +10 Hot Damage +10 Stench Damage
|
 Biomechanical crimborg leg armor biomechanical crimborg leg armor
| 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Hot Damage +5 Stench Damage
|
  Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
|  cursed eyepatch cursed eyepatch
| 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Mysticality +15
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo
|  piece_of_after_eight piece of after eight
|
 cursed cutlass cursed cutlass
| 85 Muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +15
|
 cursed breeches cursed breeches
| 85 Moxie required Power: 200 Moxie +15
|
  Dire Drifter Duds
|  Zombo's skullcap Zombo's skullcap
| 200 Muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +20% +10 to Familiar Weight
(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
| +5 to Familiar Weight Grants Zombo's Visage while in Hobopolis
|  Gravestone Tattoo
|  Strawberry-flavored Hob-O strawberry-flavored Hob-O
|
 Zombo's shield Zombo's shield
| 200 Muscle required Damage Reduction: 15 Damage Absorption +50 +30 Spooky Damage Muscle +20%
(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
|
 Zombo's grievous greaves Zombo's grievous greaves
| 200 Muscle required Power: 200 Serious Cold Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance
(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
|
  Dwarvish War Uniform
|  dwarvish war helmet dwarvish war helmet
| 67 Moxie required Power: 165 Heads Up!
| Allows you to mine inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.
|  Dwarvish Tattoo
|  dwarf bread dwarf bread
|
 dwarvish war mattock dwarvish war mattock
| 67 Muscle required Power: 165 Magical Blue Glow
|
 dwarvish war kilt dwarvish war kilt
| 67 Moxie required Power: 165 Blinky Lights
|
  Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
|  Dyspepsi-Cola helmet Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
| No stat required Power: 30 Damage Absorption +10
| Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure Different adventures at the Battlefield
|  Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo
|  Cloaca grenade Cloaca grenade
|
 Dyspepsi-Cola shield Dyspepsi-Cola shield
| No stat required Damage Reduction: 4 Mysticality +1
|
 Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
| No stat required Power: 30 Mysticality +3
|
  El Vibrato Relics
|  El Vibrato helmet El Vibrato helmet
| 200 Moxie required Power: 200
| Allows El Vibrato punchcards to be inserted into the El Vibrato helmet for various effects.
|  El Vibrato Tattoo
|  abandoned candy abandoned candy
|
 El Vibrato energy spear El Vibrato energy spear
| 200 Muscle required Power: 200
|
 El Vibrato leg guards El Vibrato leg guards
| 200 Moxie required Power: 200
|
  Encephalic Ensemble
|  Cerebral Cloche Cerebral Cloche
| 30 Moxie required Power: 90 Jellyfish Vision Maximum MP +15
| +5% Items from Monsters
|  Jellyfish Tattoo
|  candy brain candy brain
|
 Cerebral Crossbow Cerebral Crossbow
| 30 Moxie required Power: 90 +3 Cold Damage +3 Spooky Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
|
 Cerebral Culottes Cerebral Culottes
| 30 Moxie required Power: 90 Mysticality +10
|
  eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
|  eXtreme scarf eXtreme scarf
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Mysticality +5
| Serious Cold Resistance
|  Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo
|  Wint-O-Fresh mint Wint-O-Fresh mint
|
 snowboarder pants snowboarder pants
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 Damage Absorption +20
|
 eXtreme mittens eXtreme mittens
| 40 Mysticality required Weapon Damage +2
|
  Filthy Hippy Disguise
|  filthy knitted dread sack filthy knitted dread sack
| 15 Moxie required Power: 60 +3 Stench Damage
| +5 Stench Damage Allows shopping at The Hippy Store.
|  Hippy Tattoo
|  herb brownies herb brownies
|
 filthy corduroys filthy corduroys
| 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Mysticality +3 Moxie -3
|
  Floaty Fatigues
|  floaty rock helmet floaty rock helmet
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
| +15% chance of Spell Critical Hit (+45% total)
|  Rock Tattoo
|  Rock Pops Rock Pops
|
 floaty rock pants floaty rock pants
| 35 Moxie required Power: 100 +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|
 floaty rock necklace floaty rock necklace
| 35 Mysticality required +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
|
  Frat Boy Ensemble
|  Orcish baseball cap Orcish baseball cap
| 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
| +5 Sleaze Damage Different adventures at the Frat House Allows use of rolls of drink tickets More booze from hands full of drink tickets
|  Frat Boy Tattoo
| Random bottle of Booze
|
 homoerotic frat-paddle homoerotic frat-paddle
| 20 Muscle required Power: 70 +4 Sleaze Damage
|
 Orcish cargo shorts Orcish cargo shorts
| 15 Moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3 Mysticality -3
|
  Frat Warrior Fatigues
|  beer helmet beer helmet
| 70 Moxie required Power: 170 Maximum MP +40
| +15 Sleaze Damage
|  Frat Warrior Tattoo
| Three random grapefruit, orange or tomato schnapps
|
 distressed denim pants distressed denim pants
| 70 Moxie required Power: 170 Slight Stench Resistance Damage Reduction: 2
|
 bejeweled pledge pin bejeweled pledge pin
| 70 Mysticality required Maximum HP +40
|
  Furry Suit
|  wolf mask wolf mask
| 60 Moxie required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Complete Delusion (+4 Muscle, +5 Moxie)
| Moxie -75% Monster Level +5
|  Loser Tattoo
|  Tasty Fun Good rice candy Tasty Fun Good rice candy
|
 furry pants furry pants
| 60 Moxie required Power: 150 +5 Sleaze Damage
|
  Glad Bag Glad Rags
|  giant discarded bottlecap giant discarded bottlecap
| 62 moxie required Power: 155 Damage Reduction: 3 Mysticality -10
| Mysticality +10 Moxie +10 +5 Stench Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
|  Recycling Tattoo
|  alphabet gum alphabet gum
|
 giant discarded plastic fork giant discarded plastic fork
| 62 muscle required Power: 155 2x Chance of Critical Hit Chance Combat Initiative -10%
|
 giant discarded torn-up glove giant discarded torn-up glove
| 62 moxie required Power: 155 +5 Stench Damage Moxie -10
|
  Gnauga Hides
|  gnauga hide whip gnauga hide whip
| no stat required Power: 20 +3% Item drops from monsters
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Gnauga Tattoo
|  Gummi-Gnauga Gummi-Gnauga
|
 gnauga hide buckler gnauga hide buckler
| 30 muscle required Damage Reduction: 5 All Attributes +3
|
 gnauga hide chaps gnauga hide chaps
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +30
|
  Grass Guise
|  Grass hat grass hat
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Maximum MP +10
| Regenerate 2-3 HP per adventure
|  Oyster Egg Tattoo
|  foie gras foie gras
|
 grass blade grass blade
| 25 muscle required Power: 80 Weapon Damage +5
|
 grass skirt grass skirt
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Moxie +5
|
  Grimy Reaper's Vestments
|  corrosive cowl corrosive cowl
| 150 Moxie required Power: 200 Slime Hates It, +30 Spooky Damage, Stupendous Spooky Resistance
| +100 Spooky Damage
|  Reaper Tattoo
|  Children of the candy corn children of the candy corn
|
 villainous scythe villainous scythe
| 150 Muscle required Power: 200 Slime Really Hates It, Weapon Damage +30%, +4% chance of Critical Hit
|
 corroded breeches corroded breeches
| 150 Moxie required Power: 200 Slime Hates It, Damage Absorption +50, 3x chance of Critical Hit
|
  Hodgman's Regal Frippery
|  Hodgman's porkpie hat Hodgman's porkpie hat
| 200 moxie required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
| +25 Hobo Power Grants summon hobo underling
|  Hobo Glyph Tattoo
|  roll of Hob-Os roll of Hob-Os
|
 Hodgman's lobsterskin pants Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
| 200 moxie required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
|
 Hodgman's bow tie Hodgman's bow tie
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Attributes +20% +25 Hobo Power
|
  Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
|  cold ninja mask cold ninja mask
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Combat Initiative +15%
| So-So Hot Resistance So-So Cold Resistance
|  Ninja Tattoo
|  Cold Hots candy Cold Hots candy
|
 icy-hot katana icy-hot katana
| 30 muscle required Power: 90 +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage
|
 Ninja hot pants ninja hot pants
| 20 moxie required Power: 70 +4 Hot Damage
|
  Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments
|  Frosty's old silk hat Frosty's old silk hat
| 200 muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +20% +30 Cold Damage
(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
| +50 Cold Damage Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator while in Hobopolis
|  Snowballs Tattoo
|  frostbite-flavored Hob-O frostbite-flavored Hob-O
|
 Frosty's nailbat Frosty's nailbat
| 200 muscle required Power: 200 Muscle +30% +3% chance of Critical Hit +30 Cold Damage
(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
|
 Frosty's carrot Frosty's carrot
| 200 muscle required Power: 200 Serious Stench Resistance Serious Sleaze Resistance
(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
|
  Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
|  Knob Goblin elite helm Knob Goblin elite helm
| 15 moxie required Power: 60 Muscle +3
| Muscle +7 Allows Laboratory access
|  Elite Guard Tattoo
|  Knob Goblin steroids Knob Goblin steroids
|
 Knob Goblin elite polearm Knob Goblin elite polearm
| 15 muscle required Power: 60 Weapon Damage +3
|
 Knob Goblin elite pants Knob Goblin elite pants
| 15 moxie required Power: 60 Moxie +3
|
  Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
|  Knob Goblin harem veil Knob Goblin harem veil
| no stat required Power: 10 Slight Stench Resistance
| +3 Sleaze Damage Required to fight The Knob Goblin King
|  Harem Girl Tattoo
|  Knob Goblin love potion Knob Goblin love potion
|
 Knob Goblin harem pants Knob Goblin harem pants
| no stat required Power: 10 Moxie +1
|
  Mining Gear
|  miner's helmet miner's helmet
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 +5% Item Drops from Monsters
| +5% Meat from Monsters Allows mining Deep Inside the Knob Shaft and Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
|  Miner Tattoo
|  dwarf bread dwarf bread
|
 7-Foot Dwarven mattock 7-Foot Dwarven mattock
| 25 muscle required Power: 80 Successful hit weakens opponent
|
 miner's pants miner's pants
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Damage Absorption +20
|
  Mutant Couture
|  parasitic headgnawer parasitic headgnawer
| Power: 30 Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.
| Allows the use of the Strangle, Disarm and Entangle skills Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece
|  DNA Tattoo
|  Gummi-DNA Gummi-DNA
|
 parasitic claw parasitic claw
| Power: 30 +X Weapon Damage
|
 Parasitic strangleworm parasitic strangleworm
| Power: 30 Damage Reduction: X +20
|
 Parasitic tentacles parasitic tentacles
| Power: 30 Combat Initiative +X%
|
  OK Lumberjack Outfit
|  balaclava balaclava
| 10 moxie required Power: 50 Slight Cold Resistance
| 2x Critical Hit Chance
|  Little Canadia Tattoo
|  maple syrup maple syrup
|
 los chinos los chinos
| 12 moxie required Power: 55 Damage Absorption +20
|
 disbelief suspenders disbelief suspenders
| 10 mysticality required Slight Sleaze Resistance
|
  Palmist Paraphernalia
|  extra-large palm-frond toupee extra-large palm-frond toupee
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 +2 Stats Per Fight
| Moxie +7
|  Palm Tattoo
|  bit-o-cactus bit-o-cactus or
 honey-dipped locust honey-dipped locust
|
 palm-frond whip palm-frond whip
| no stat required Power: 25 Weapon Damage +30
|
 palm-frond capris palm-frond capris
| 55 moxie required Power: 140 Moxie +4 Maximum HP/MP +30
|
  Pork Elf Prizes
|  pig-iron helm pig-iron helm
| 30 moxie required Power: 90 Muscle +7, Weapon Damage +10
| Item Drops +11%
|  Pig Iron Tattoo
|  Elvish delight Elvish delight
|
 pig-iron shinguards pig-iron shinguards
| 30 muscle required Power: 90 Moxie +6, Combat Initiative +10%
|
 pig-iron bracers pig-iron bracers
| 30 mysticality required Mysticality +8, Spell Damage +10
|
  Primitive Radio Duds
|  Voluminous Radio Hat Voluminous Radio Hat
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Notes Tattoo
| ?
|
 Voluminous Radio Pants Voluminous Radio Pants
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure
|
 Voluminous Radio Sneakers Voluminous Radio Sneakers
| 60 mysticality required All Attributes +10
|
  Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
|  Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Hot Spells
(Bonus for Saucerors only)
| Restores 20-30 MP per adventure Grants Start Trash Fire while in Hobopolis
|  Burning Tire Tattoo
|  sterno-flavored Hob-O sterno-flavored Hob-O
|
 Ol' Scratch's ash can Ol' Scratch's ash can
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Spells Cast Are Hot Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Hot Spells
(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|
 Ol' Scratch's ol' britches Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Serious Cold Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance
(Bonus for Saucerors only)
|
  Radio Free Regalia
|  Radio Free Baseball Cap Radio Free Baseball Cap
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head (Moxie +20)
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Radio Tattoo
| None
|
 Radio Free Foil Radio Free Foil
| 60 muscle required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon (Muscle +20)
|
 Radio Free Pants Radio Free Pants
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird (Mysticality +20)
|
  Roy Orbison Disguise
|  clingfilm cap clingfilm cap
| 60 moxie required Power: 150 Slight Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Cross Pattée Alisee Tattoo
|  fruitfilm fruitfilm
|
 clingfilm trousers clingfilm trousers
| 60 moxie required Power: 150
|
 clingfilm slippers clingfilm slippers
| 60 mysticality required Spell Damage +15
|
  Slimesuit
|  hardened slime hat hardened slime hat
| 200 Moxie required Power: 200 Serious Resistance to All Elements, Damage Reduction: 10, Muscle +20%
| Serious Resistance to All Elements
|  Slime Tattoo
|  Good 'n' Slimy Good 'n' Slimy
|
 hardened slime pants hardened slime pants
| 200 Muscle required Power: 200 Serious Resistance to All Elements, Never Fumble, Moxie +20%
|
 hardened slime belt hardened slime belt
| 200 Mysticality required Serious Resistance to All Elements, Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure, Mysticality +20%
|
  Star Garb
|  star hat star hat
| 67 moxie required Power: 165 Maximum MP +30
| All Attributes +7
|  Star Tattoo
|  Senior Mints Senior Mints
|
 star buckler star buckler
| 67 muscle required Damage Reduction: 10 All Attributes +2
|
 star pants star pants
| 67 moxie required Power: 165 Combat Initiative +20%
|
  Swashbuckling Getup
|  eyepatch eyepatch
| no stat required Power: 25 Moxie +2
| Moxie +7 Different adventures at The Pirate's Cove (this functionality can be replicated by using pirate fledges)
|  Pirate Tattoo
|  bottle of rum bottle of rum
|
 swashbuckling pants swashbuckling pants
| 25 moxie required Power: 80 Moxie +4
|
 stuffed shoulder parrot stuffed shoulder parrot
| 25 mysticality required Maximum MP +5
|
  Tapered Threads
|  duct tape fedora duct tape fedora
| 82 moxie required Power: 195 Mysicality +12 Maximum MP +40
| Combat Initiative +30%
|  Duct Tape Tattoo
|  Angry Farmer's Wife Candy Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
|
 duct tape sword duct tape sword
| 82 muscle required Power: 195 Damage Absorption +40 +5% Items from Monsters
|
 duct tape dockers duct tape dockers
| 82 moxie required Power: 195 All Attributes +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
|
  Tawdry Tramp Togs
|  Chester's bag of candy Chester's bag of candy
| 200 moxie required Power: 200 +30 Sleaze Damage Moxie +10%
(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
| +20 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Grants Hypnotize Hobo while in Hobopolis
|  Greasy Bacon Tattoo
|  fry-oil-flavored Hob-O fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
|
 Chester's cutoffs Chester's cutoffs
| 200 moxie required Power: 200 Serious Hot Resistance Serious Stench Resistance
(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)
|
 Chester's moustache Chester's moustache
| 200 moxie required Power: 200 +20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50% +20 Sleaze Damage
(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
|
  Terrifying Clown Suit
|  foolscap fool's cap foolscap fool's cap
| 5 moxie required Power: 40 Moxie +2 Mysticality -2
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Clown Tattoo
|  Brick brick
|
 bloody clown pants bloody clown pants
| 10 moxie required Power: 50 +3 Spooky Damage
|
 big red clown nose big red clown nose
| 10 mysticality required Maximum HP +7
|
 polka-dot bow tie polka-dot bow tie
| 10 mysticality required Moxie +3
|
 clown shoes clown shoes
| 10 mysticality required Maximum MP +7
|
  Terrycloth Tackle
|  makeshift turban makeshift turban
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Intrinsic Effect: Temporary Blindness So-So Spooky resistance
| Damage Absorption +20
|  42 Tattoo
|  toothbrush toothbrush
|
 makeshift skirt makeshift skirt
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +15%
|
 makeshift cape makeshift cape
| 35 mysticality required +5% Items from Monsters
|
  Time Trappings
|  Time helmet time helmet
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 +3 Adventures per day when equipped
| +3 Adventures per day when equipped
|  Hourglass Tattoo
|  Now and Earlier Now and Earlier
|
 Time sword time sword
| 35 muscle required Power: 100 +3 Adventures per day when equipped
|
 Time trousers time trousers
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 +3 Adventures per day when equipped
|
  Tropical Crimbo Duds
|  Tropical Crimbo Hat Tropical Crimbo Hat
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Slight Spooky Resistance
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Tropical Crimbo Tattoo
|  orange and black Crimboween candy orange and black Crimboween candy
|
 Tropical Crimbo Sword Tropical Crimbo Sword
| 35 muscle required Power: 100 Weapon Damage +5
|
 Tropical Crimbo Shorts Tropical Crimbo Shorts
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative +30%
|
  Vestments of the Treeslayer
|  bark beret bark beret
| 5 moxie required Power: 40 Damage Reduction: 4
| Damage Reduction: 4
|  Arrrborween Tattoo
|  Ax of L'rose Ax of L'rose (one time)
 ribbon candy ribbon candy
|
 bark boxers bark boxers
| 5 moxie required Power: 40 Damage Reduction: 5
|
 bark bracelet bark bracelet
| 5 mysticality required Damage Reduction: 2
|
  Vile Vagrant Vestments
|  Wand of Oscus Wand of Oscus
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 All Spells Cast Are Stinky Spell Damage +100% +30 Damage to Stench Spells
(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
| -5 MP to use Skills (For Pastamancers only) Grants Trashquake while in Hobopolis
|  Pile of Garbage Tattoo
|  garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
|
 Oscus's dumpster waders Oscus's dumpster waders
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Serious Hot Resistance Serious Spooky Resistance
(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
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 Oscus's pelt Oscus's pelt
| 200 mysticality required Power: 200 Mysticality +20% +30 Damage to Stench Spells
(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
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  War Hippy Fatigues
|  reinforced beaded headband reinforced beaded headband
| 70 moxie required Power: 170 Maximum HP +40
| +15 Stench Damage
|  War Hippy Tattoo
|  Steal This Candy Steal This Candy
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 bullet-proof corduroys bullet-proof corduroys
| 70 moxie required Power: 170 Maximum MP +40 Damage Reduction: 2
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 round purple sunglasses round purple sunglasses
| 70 mysticality required Slight Sleaze Resistance
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  Yendorian Finery
|  cornuthaum cornuthaum
| 27 moxie required Power: 85 Mysticality +3 Moxie +3
| (Unknown Effect)
|  Elbereth Tattoo
|  candied kobold candied kobold
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 vorpal blade vorpal blade
| 30 muscle required Power: 90 2x chance of Critical hit
|
 ring of aggravate monster ring of aggravate monster
| 25 mysticality required Monster Level +5
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  Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
|  wumpus-hair wig wumpus-hair wig
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Moxie -5 +20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells
| +10 Spooky Damage +10 Stench Damage +10 Hot Damage +10 Cold Damage +10 Sleaze Damage
|  Dodecahedron Tattoo
|  lint lint
 dubious peppermint dubious peppermint
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 wumpus-hair whip wumpus-hair whip
| Power: 15 +2 Spooky Damage +2 Stench Damage +2 Hot Damage +2 Cold Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
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 wumpus-hair loincloth wumpus-hair loincloth
| 35 moxie required Power: 100 Combat Initiative -10% Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure So-So Cold Resistance
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