Outfit

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An outfit is a set of equipment with a common theme. Wearing an outfit can give you resistances, improve your stats, have different effects at some locations, or provide other benefits. Most costumes consist of a hat and pants and perhaps also a weapon, accessory, or shirt. Every outfit changes your avatar while being worn.

Equipping an outfit yields the following message:

You put on an Outfit: <outfit name>

If you try to equip an outfit which includes an off-hand item while wielding a 2-handed weapon, you get the following message:

You can't equip that outfit with a 2-handed weapon equipped.

If you are wearing an official outfit and attempt to re-equip it via the outfit drop-down, no change will be made to your equipment configuration:

You already have that outfit equipped!

If you've unlocked an official outfit and then no longer have all the parts, it won't appear in your drop down list. If you regain the missing parts, it reappears.

Visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing an outfit will unlock a tattoo, provided you've recovered his missing property.

All outfits except Vile Vagrant Vestments and Bakelite Brigandine have at least two items from these three categories:

  • hat
  • pants
  • weapon

This ensures that it is nearly impossible to wear two outfits at once -- one cannot equip four items using only three equipment slots. The two exceptions to this rule is that it is possible to wear:

Also, the "unequip all" button at the bottom puts you in your birthday suit, unequipping everything except for your familiar equipment (unless you have configured the inventory options in the account menu).

Custom Outfits

You can also specify custom outfits from any set of equipment you're currently wearing. Custom outfits have no in-game benefit other than convenience. If you already have 99 custom outfits and you try to create another, you get the following message:

You don't need more than 99 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of super-supermodel?

If you click the Save as Custom Outfit button without having any text in the Outfit Name Box you get the following message:

Your outfit must have a first name. Whether it's O S C A R or not is your business.

If you are already wearing a defined custom outfit and try to equip it, no change will be made:

You are already wearing "<outfit name>."

If you try to equip a custom outfit with an item(s) missing, it will say:

It appears you're already wearing all the parts of the outfit "<outfit name>" which you possess or can wear.

It will also say, for each of the missing items:

Item NOT found: <item picture and name>

See Dressing For Success for analysis of the optimum custom outfit in various contexts.

Also, there are certain combinations of equipment that also give an effect:

Also also, if you try to equip a custom outfit containing a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore, you will be told "This outfit contains an item which is not equippable in hardcore. Nice try, though."

And finally, having a familiar (Mad Hatrack or Disembodied Hand or Fancypants Scarecrow) wielding a component will not count towards an outfit, custom or otherwise.

Outfit Equipment and Effects

Outfit Additonal Effects Tattoo Halloween Treat
Pixelcostume.gifPixelcostume f.gif
8-Bit Finery
Pixelhat.gif
pixel hat
Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
All Attributes +2
Combat Initiative +25% Swordtat.gif
Sword Tattoo
Pixheart.gif
pixellated candy heart
Pixelsword.gif
pixel sword
Weapon:
10 Muscle required
Damage: 5 - 10
Combat Initiative +15%
Pixelpants.gif
pixel pants
Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
Maximum HP/MP +10
Animelfoutfit.gifAnimelfoutfit f.gif

Animelf Apparel

Unihorn.gif
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
Hat:
Power: 10
Maximum HP/MP +20
Enables Friendship. And Goring.
Restores 4-6 HP and 2-3 MP per adventure Animelftat.gif
Animelf Tattoo
Toycapsure.gif
blind-packed capsule toy
Dulcimerpants.gif
electronic dulcimer pants
Pants:
Power: 10
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%
Frownexerciser.gif
Frown Exerciser
Accessory:
+10 to Monster Level
Moxie -5
Armorcostume.gifArmorcostume f.gif
Antique Arms And Armor
Anthelmet.gif
antique helmet
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%
Serious Spooky Resistance
Muscle +15 Armortat.gif
Armor Tattoo
Candy.gif
Bit O' Ectoplasm
Antpike.gif
antique spear
Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Combat Initiative -30%
Successful hit weakens opponent
Antshield.gif
antique shield
Off-Hand:
85 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Combat Initiative -15%
Antgreave.gif
antique greaves
Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -10%
Treecostume.gifTreecostume f.gif
Arboreal Raiment
Snowcan.gif
can of fake snow
Weapon:
35 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+5 Cold Damage
Serious Stench Resistance Wreathtat.gif
Wreath Tattoo
Pinecone.gif
sugar-coated pine cone
Treeskirt.gif
tree skirt
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5
Lightneck.gif
colored-light "necklace"
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Maximum MP +15
Arbordayoutfit.gifArbordayoutfit f.gif
Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel
Bonnet.gif
willowy bonnet
Hat:
22 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum MP +40
Regenerate 10-15 HP per Adventure Arbortat.gif
Arbor Day Tattoo
Ccannonball.gif
Everlasting Deckswabber
Barkpants.gif
crotchety pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 75
Maximum HP +40
Maplependant.gif
Saccharine Maple pendant
Accessory:
22 Mysticality required
Maximum HP/MP +20
Bakeoutfit.gifBakeoutfit f.gif
Bakelite Brigandine
Bakepack.gif
bakelite backpack
Back:
40 Muscle required
+10 to Monster Level
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat
+20% Item Drops from Monsters Baketat.gif
Bakelite Brigandine Tattoo
Bakebacon.gif
bakelite-covered bacon
Bakebowl.gif
bakelite bowl
Off-hand:
40 Muscle required
MP+20
Spell Damage +20
Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure
Bakebreeches.gif
bakelite breeches
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Moxie +20%
Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno
Bakebelt.gif
bakelite belt
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 10
Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury
Bakebadge.gif
bakelite badge
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+5 to Familiar Weight
Muscle +20%
Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
Bakebrooch.gif
bakelite brooch
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only)
Mysticality +20%
Active Saucespheres increase your Spell Damage
Beevatar.gifBeevatar f.gif
Bits o' Honey
Honeyhat.gif
honeycap
Hat:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Moxie +5%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
Ranged Damage +15
+5% Items from Monsters Honeytat.gif
Honey Tattoo
Honeystick.gif honey stick
Honeydipper.gif
honey dipper
Weapon:
72 Mysticality required
Damage: 18 - 35
Mysticality +5%
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
Spell Damage +15
Honeypants.gif
honeybritches
Pants:
72 Moxie required
Power: 175
Muscle +5%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +15
Blackoutfit.gifBlackoutfit f.gif
Black Armaments
Blackhelmet.gif
black helmet
Hat:
65 Muscle required
Power: 160
Maximum HP +30
Muscle +6 Blacktat.gif
Black Tattoo
One of:
Blpudding.gif black pudding
Wine2.gif Blackfly Chardonnay
Blackntan.gif black & tan
Blpepper.gif black pepper
Blackcake.gif black forest cake
Ham.gif black forest ham
Blacksword.gif
black sword
Weapon:
65 Muscle required
Damage: 16 - 32
+7% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +7
Blackshield.gif
black shield
Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +5
Maximum HP +20
Meatpants.gif
black greaves
Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Muscle +10
Damage Absorption +20
Brimoutfit.gifBrimoutfit f.gif
Blasphemous Bedizenment
Brimberet.gif
Brimstone Beret
Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Muscle -20%
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
All Attributes +30%
(Hidden +64% Meat drops)
(Hidden +64% Items from Monsters)
(Hidden +64 Monster Level)
Brimtat.gif
Brimstone Heart Tattoo
Fundip.gif
Pain Dip
Brimbludgeon.gif
Brimstone Bludgeon
Weapon:
30 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +50%
Mysticality -20%
Weapon Damage +30
Brimbunker.gif
Brimstone Bunker
Off-hand:
30 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Muscle +50%
Moxie -20%
Damage Reduction: 10
Brimboxers.gif
Brimstone Boxers
Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +50%
Mysticality -20%
Combat Initiative +50%
Brimbrooch.gif
Brimstone Brooch
Accessory 1:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Moxie -20%
Spell Damage +40
Brimbracelet.gif
Brimstone Bracelet
Accessory 2:
30 Mysticality required
Mysticality +50%
Muscle -20%
-3 MP to use Skills
Bountyoutfit.gifBountyoutfit f.gif
Bounty-Hunting Rig
Bountyhelmet.gif
bounty-hunting helmet
Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters
+15% Items from Monsters Meattat.gif
Meat Tattoo
Lucre.gif
chocolate filthy lucre
Bountyrifle.gif
bounty-hunting rifle
Weapon:
25 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
+15% Items from Monsters
Bountypants.gif
bounty-hunting pants
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 100
+20% Items from Monsters
Bowcostume.gifBowcostume f.gif
Bow Tux
Bowler.gif
bowler
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +5
+5% Items from Monsters Bowtat.gif
Bow Tux Tattoo
Candycane.gif
candy cane
Bowstaff.gif
bow staff
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Mysticality +5
Weapon Damage +3
Bowpants.gif
bowlegged pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +5
Minifig.gifMinifig f.gif
BRICKOfig Outfit
Brickohat.gif
BRICKO hat
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Maximum MP +3
+10% Items from Monsters Minifigtat.gif
Minifigure Tattoo
Brickobrick.gif
BRICKO brick
Brickosword.gif
BRICKO sword
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +6
Brickopants.gif
BRICKO pants
Pants:
No stat required
Power:90
Damage Absorption +9
Brogreoutfit.gifBrogreoutfit f.gif
Brogre Brouture
Buckethat.gif
Brogre bucket hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Monsters will be more attracted to you
Muscle +50% Brogretat.gif
Brogre Tattoo
Necbrowafers.gif
Yolo™ chocolates
Brolo.gif
Brogre brolo shirt
Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Power: 100
+3 PvP fights per day when equipped
Brorts.gif
Brogre brorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 to Monster Level
Bugbearcostume.gifBugbearcostume f.gif
Bugbear Costume
Beanie.gif
bugbear beanie
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
(Required for a Trophy)
(Cannot eat gingerbread bugbear)
(Allows access to The Bugbear Bakery)
Bugbear.gif
Bugbear Tattoo
Cog.gif cog
Sprocket.gif sprocket
Spring.gif spring
Furpants.gif
bugbear bungguard
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Porcoutfit.gifPorcoutfit f.gif
Ceramic Suit
Porchat.gif
porcelain porkpie
Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
+20% Food Drops from Monsters
Mysticality +20%
Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Porctat.gif
Ceramic Suit Tattoo
Porcbowl.gif
porcelain candy dish
Porcpelegrine.gif
porcelain pelerine
Back:
40 Muscle required
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters
+10 to Monster Level
Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum
Porcbaton.gif
porcelain police baton
Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 12-24
Muscle +20%
Your Smacks Restore MP
Porcshaker.gif
porcelain pepper mill
Off-Hand:
40 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Successful hit weakens opponent
Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm
Porcpants.gif
porcelain plus-fours
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 120
All Attributes +4
Maximum HP/MP+4
+4 Spooky Damage
+4 Stench Damage
+4 Hot Damage
+4 Cold Damage
+4 Sleaze Damage
+4% chance of Critical Hit
Damage Reduction: 4
+4 to Familiar Weight
Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
Porcmask.gif
porcelain phantom mask
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters
Moxie +20%
Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain
Cola1costume.gifCola1costume f.gif
Cloaca-Cola Uniform
Colahelm.gif
Cloaca-Cola helmet
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Different adventures at the Battlefield)
Cola1tat.gif
Cloaca-Cola Tattoo
Dyspepsi.gif
Dyspepsi grenade
Colash1.gif
Cloaca-Cola shield
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1
Fatigues1.gif
Cloaca-Cola fatigues
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3
Clockworkcostume.gifClockworkcostume f.gif
Clockwork Apparatus
Clhat.gif
clockwork hat
Hat:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Slight Spooky Resistance
I Meant To Do That! (Fumbles have helpful effects) Clocktat.gif
Clockwork Tattoo
Cog.gif
Sugar Cog
Cltrench.gif
clockwork trench coat
Shirt:
25 Muscle required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +15
Clpants.gif
clockwork pants
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +10%
Loatheoutfit.gifLoatheoutfit f.gif
Clothing of Loathing
Loathe goggles.gif
Goggles of Loathing
Hat:
150 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Makes you a better diver
Combat Initiative +50%
Superhuman Hot Resistance
 ???
(Hidden +64% Item Drops from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% Meat from Monsters)
(Hidden +128% to all attributes)
Loathetat.gif
Loathing Tattoo
Fudgehole.gif
fudge-shaped hole in space-time
Loathe snife.gif
Stick-Knife of Loathing
Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Weapon Damage +100%
Spell Damage +200%
Superhuman Cold Resistance
Loathe scepter.gif
Scepter of Loathing
Off-Hand:
150 Mysticality required
+15% chance of Critical Hit
+15% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Loathe jeans.gif
Jeans of Loathing
Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Regenerate 20-30 HP and MP per adventure
Maximum HP/MP +500
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Loathe boots.gif
Treads of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Muscle required
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
+6 PvP fights per day when equipped
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Loathe belt.gif
Belt of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Moxie required
Damage Reduction: 20
+10 to Familiar Weight
75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks
Loathe square.gif
Pocket Square of Loathing
Accessory:
150 Mysticality required
Never Fumble
-3 MP to use Skills
Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
Doubleiceoutfit.gifDoubleiceoutfit f.gif
Cold Comforts
Icecap.gif
double-ice cap
Hat:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Regenerate 5-9 MP per adventure.
+10 Cold Damage
+30 Cold Damage
+30 Damage to Cold Spells
Doubicetat.gif
Double-ice Tattoo
Cube.gif
double-ice gum (with Russian Ice in inventory, otherwise 1 drunkenness)
Icebox.gif
double-ice box
Off-hand:
20 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Cold
Spell Damage +10%
Icebritches.gif
double-ice britches
Pants:
20 Moxie required
Power: 70
Stupendous Hot Resistance
Damage Reduction: 4
Maximum HP/MP +40
Dvoutfitiron.gifDvoutfitiron f.gif
Cool Irons
Dv cihelm.gif
cool iron helmet
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Serious Hot Resistance
Damage Reduction: 20 Dvotat8.gif
Cool Iron Tattoo
Ironmint.gif
ironic mint
Dv cichest.gif
cool iron breastplate
Shirt:
250 Muscle required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Maximum HP +200
Dv cigreaves.gif
cool iron greaves
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 250
Damage Reduction: 20
Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
Barreloutfit.gifBarreloutfit f.gif
Cooper's Couture
Barrelhead.gif
barrelhead
Hat:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
MP+25
Regenerate 3-5 MP per adventure
Damage Reduction: 10 Barreltat.gif
Barrel Tattoo
Barrelnormal.gif
root beer barrel
Barrelnormal.gif
chest barrel
Shirt:
10 Muscle required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption: +50
Barrelpants.gif
bottoms of the barrel
Pants:
10 Moxie required
Power: 50
HP+50
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Merkinoutfit.gifMerkinoutfit f.gif
Crappy Mer-kin Disguise
Merkinmask.gif
crappy Mer-kin mask
Hat:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
All Attributes +30
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium and the Mer-kin Elementary School)
Merkintat.gif
Crappy Mer-kin Tattoo
Saltcandy1.gif
Mer-kin rocksalt
Tailpiece.gif
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
+2 MP to use Skills
Crimbocostume.gifCrimbocostume f.gif
Crimbo Duds
Crimboh.gif
Crimbo hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance
+5% Items from Monsters Pressietat.gif
Crimbo Pressie Tattoo
Fruitcake.gif
fruitcake
Crimbos.gif
Crimbo sword
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5
Crimbop.gif
Crimbo pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%
Crimborgsuit.gifCrimborgsuit f.gif
Crimborg Assault Armor
Crimborghelm.gif
biomechanical crimborg helmet
Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage
+20 Ranged Damage Halotat.gif
Crimborg Tattoo
Candycane.gif
nanite-infested candy cane
Crimborggun.gif
C.B.F.G.
Weapon:
60 Moxie required
Damage: 15 - 30
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Stench Damage
Crimborgpants.gif
biomechanical crimborg leg armor
Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Hot Damage
+5 Stench Damage
Crimbotoutfit.gifCrimbotoutfit f.gif
Crimbot Crimboutfit
Crimbothead.gif
toy Crimbot mega face
Hat:
Power: 50
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of LIGHT in combat

+3 Crimbot Power Zaptat.gif
ZAP! Tattoo
Cueball.gif
sugar sphere
Crimbotrarm.gif
toy Crimbot power glove
Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +15
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of ZAP in combat

Crimbotlarm.gif
toy Crimbot super fist
Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 10
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of POW in combat
Crimbotlegs.gif
toy Crimbot rocket legs
Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative +30%
+1 Crimbot Power
Allows use of BURN in combat
Zombiepiratecostume.gifZombiepiratecostume f.gif
Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
Eyepatch.gif
cursed eyepatch
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Mysticality +15
+30 Spooky Damage Zompirtat.gif
Cursed Zombie Pirate Tattoo
Pieceof13.gif
piece of after eight
Cursesword.gif
cursed cutlass
Weapon:
85 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15
Cursepants.gif
cursed breeches
Pants:
85 Moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +15
Necbrosuit.gifNecbrosuit f.gif
Dark Bro's Vestments
Necrocap.gif
The Necbromancer's Hat
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells
+40 Damage to Spooky Spells Necbrotat.gif
Necbromancer Tattoo
Necbrowafers.gif
Necbro wafers
Necrostein.gif
The Necbromancer's Stein
Off-hand:
200 Mysticality required
All Spells Cast Are Spooky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells
Necroshorts.gif
The Necbromancer's Shorts
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance
+30 Damage to Spooky Spells
Dinseyvatar.gifDinseyvatar f.gif
Dinsey's Exoskeleton
Dinseybrain.gif
Dinsey's brain
Hat:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+30 Damage to Stench Spells
Mysticality +30%
Muscle +100
Mysticality +100
Moxie +100
Wdbraintat.gif
Dinsey's Brain Tattoo
Sludgesicle.gif
sludgesicle
Dinseycutter.gif
Dinsey's pizza cutter
Weapon:
100 Mysticality required
Damage: 20-40
Spell Damage +50%
So-so Resistance to All Elements
Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
Dinseydish.gif
Dinsey's radar dish
Off-Hand:
100 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Deals Increasing Damage Every Round
Disneypants.gif
Dinsey's pants
Back:
100 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15 to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
Dinseyeye.gif
Dinsey's oculus
Accessory:
100 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +40%
Muscle +30%
Dinseyglove.gif
Dinsey's glove
Accessory:
100 Moxie required
+30 damage to Accordion Thief Combat Skills
Moxie +30%

Spookyhobooutfit.gifSpookyhobooutfit f.gif
Dire Drifter Duds
Skullcap.gif
Zombo's skullcap
Hat:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+10 to Familiar Weight

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
+5 to Familiar Weight
(Grants Zombo's Visage while in Hobopolis)
Spohobotat.gif
Gravestone Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
strawberry-flavored Hob-O
Zomboshield.gif
Zombo's shield
Off-Hand:
200 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 15
Damage Absorption +50
+30 Spooky Damage
Muscle +20%

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Bonepants.gif
Zombo's grievous greaves
Pants:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Dvoutfitbug.gifDvoutfitbug f.gif
Dreadful Bugbear Suit
Bb hat.gif
Covers-Your-Head
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +250
Maximum HP/MP +100
Combat Initiative +50%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
+50 Hot Damage
+50 Damage to Hot Spells
Dvotat2.gif
Dreadful Bugbear Tattoo
Bugbearclaw.gif
Bugbearclaw Donut
Bb cloak.gif
Drapes-You-Regally
Back item:
250 Moxie required
+20% Meat from Monsters
+20% Booze Drops from Monsters
+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Bb pants.gif
Warms-Your-Tush
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Hot Damage
Superhuman Cold Resistance)
Slight Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Dvoutfitghost.gifDvoutfitghost f.gif
Dreadful Ghost Suit
Mg hat.gif
Mayor Ghost's toupee
Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +250
Maximum MP +125
Regenerate 25-50 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
+50 Spooky Damage
+50 Damage to Spooky Spells
Dvotat5.gif
Dreadful Ghost Tattoo
8bitbanana.gif
8-bit banana
Mg cape.gif
Mayor Ghost's cloak
Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+20% Weapon Drops from Monsters
+20% Food Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Mg pants.gif
Mayor Ghost's khakis
Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells
Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
Slight Cold Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Dvoutfitfred.gifDvoutfitfred f.gif
Dreadful Pajamas
Dv freddyhat.gif
dreadful fedora
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
+25 Spooky Damage
+25 Damage to Spooky Spells
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Makes you dream more frequently Dvotat1.gif
Dreadful Pajama Tattoo
Mallowpumpkin.gif
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin
Dv freddysweater.gif
dreadful sweater
Shirt:
200 Mysticality required
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Dv freddyglove.gif
dreadful glove
Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Power: 200
+5% Chance of Critical Hit
Lets you find 5% more Krueggerands
Dvoutfitskel.gifDvoutfitskel f.gif
Dreadful Skeleton Suit
Sk hat.gif
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +50%
Maximum HP +500
Regenerate 40-80 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
+50 Sleaze Damage
+50 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Dvotat6.gif
Dreadful Skeleton Tattoo
Bonebon.gif
bone bons
Sk chest.gif
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
Shirt:
250 Muscle required
+1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
+5 to Familiar Weight
+10 to Familiar Damage

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Sk pants.gif
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
Pants:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
+50 Sleaze Damage
Superhuman Hot Resistance
Slight Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)
Dvoutfitvamp.gifDvoutfitvamp f.gif
Dreadful Vampire Suit
Dr hat.gif
Thunkula's drinking cap
Hat:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
Mysticality +50%
Maximum MP +250
Regenerate 20-40 MP per adventure

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+50 Cold Damage
+50 Damage to Cold Spells
Dvotat7.gif
Dreadful Vampire Tattoo
Bloodvial.gif
vial of blood simple syrup
Dr cape.gif
Drunkula's cape
Back item:
250 Mysticality required
+3 Adventures per day when equipped.
+20% Candy Drops from Monsters
+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
Dr pants.gif
Drunkula's silky pants
Pants:
250 Mysticality required
Power: 300
+100 Damage to Cold Spells
Superhuman Stench Resistance
Slight Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
Dvoutfitwere.gifDvoutfitwere f.gif
Dreadful Werewolf Suit
Ww headband.gif
Great Wolf's headband
Hat:
250 Muscle required
Power: 300
Muscle +250
Maximum HP +250
Regenerate 50-100 HP per adventure

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Weapon Damage +50
Spell Damage +50
Dvotat3.gif
Dreadful Werewolf Tattoo
Redjamjar.gif
little red jam
Ww rightclaw.gif
Great Wolf's right paw
Weapon:
250 Muscle required
Damage: 30 - 60
Weapon Damage +50
Weapon Damage +50%
+10% chance of Critical Hit

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Ww leftclaw.gif
Great Wolf's left paw
Off-Hand:
250 Muscle required
+10% Critical Hit Chance
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage Damage
Never Fumble

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Dvoutfitzom.gifDvoutfitzom f.gif
Dreadful Zombie Suit
Zh hat.gif
zombie mariachi hat
Hat:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
Moxie +50%
Maximum HP/MP +150
Combat Initiative +40%

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
+50 Stench Damage
+50 Damage to Stench Spells
Dvotat4.gif
Dreadful Zombie Tattoo
Whenbar.gif
Whenchamacallit bar
Zh accordion.gif
zombie accordion
Weapon:
250 Moxie required
Damage: 30 - 60
Ranged Damage +50
+10% Item drops from monsters
Keep 1 additional song in your head

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Zh pants.gif
zombie mariachi pants
Pants:
250 Moxie required
Power: 300
+50 Stench Damage
Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Slight Hot Resistance

(Bonus for Accordion Thieves only)
Dwarfwaroutfit.gifDwarfwaroutfit f.gif
Dwarvish War Uniform
Aluhelmet.gif
dwarvish war helmet
Hat:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Heads Up!
Damage Reduction: 10
(Allows you to mine inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine.)
Dwarvish.gif
Dwarvish Tattoo
Dwarfbread.gif
dwarf bread
Alumattock.gif
dwarvish war mattock
Weapon:
67 Muscle required
Damage: 17 - 33
Magical Blue Glow
Alukilt.gif
dwarvish war kilt
Pants:
67 Moxie required
Power: 165
Blinky Lights
Cola2costume.gifCola2costume f.gif
Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
Colahelm.gif
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Absorption +10
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
(Different adventures at the Battlefield)
Cola2tat.gif
Dyspepsi-Cola Tattoo
Cloaca.gif
Cloaca grenade
Colash2.gif
Dyspepsi-Cola shield
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Damage Reduction: 4
Mysticality +1
Fatigues2.gif
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Mysticality +3
Viboutfit.gifViboutfit f.gif
El Vibrato Relics
Elvhelmet.gif
El Vibrato helmet
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
(Effect determined by the punchcards inserted into the helmet) Elvtat.gif
El Vibrato Tattoo
Punkin.gif
abandoned candy
Elvblade.gif
El Vibrato energy spear
Weapon:
200 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Elvpants.gif
El Vibrato leg guards
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Eldritchvatar.gif
Eldritch Equipage
Eldritchhat.gif
eldritch hat
Hat:
47 Moxie required
+40 Spooky Spooky Damage
+40 Damage to Spooky Spells
Serious Spooky Resistance
+50% Items from Monsters Elditchtat.gif
Eldritch Tattoo
Wbantiwad.gif
eldritch essence
or
Eldeffluv.gif
eldritch effluvium
Eldritchpants.gif
eldritch pants
Pants:
47 Moxie required
Mysticality +20%
Maximum MP +40
Regenerate 6-10 MP per adventure
Braincostume.gifBraincostume f.gif
Encephalic Ensemble
Cloche.gif
Cerebral Cloche
Hat:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Jellyfish Vision
Maximum MP +15
+5% Items from Monsters Jfishtat.gif
Jellyfish Tattoo
Realbrain.gif
candy brain
Cerebow.gif
Cerebral Crossbow
Weapon:
30 Moxie required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage
Culottes.gif
Cerebral Culottes
Pants:
30 Moxie required
Power: 90
Mysticality +10
Coldcostume.gifColdcostume f.gif
eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
Scarf.gif
eXtreme scarf
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +5
Superhuman Cold Resistance Coldgear.gif
Cold-Weather Gear Tattoo
Lifesaver.gif
Wint-O-Fresh mint
Snowpants.gif
snowboarder pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Absorption +20
Mittens.gif
eXtreme mittens
Accessory:
40 Mysticality required
Weapon Damage +2
Pengavatar.gifPengavatar f.gif
Fancy Tux
Tophat.gif
fancy tophat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +15%
All Attributes +15% Blacktie.gif
Black Tie Tattoo
Choco.gif
chocolate-covered caviar
Tuxpants.gif
fancy tuxedo pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +15%
Bowtie.gif
fancy black tie
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Muscle +15%
Hippycostume.gifHippycostume f.gif
Filthy Hippy Disguise
Dreadsack.gif
filthy knitted dread sack
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
+3 Stench Damage
+5 Stench Damage
(Allows shopping at The Hippy Store.)
Hippy.gif
Hippy Tattoo
Brownie.gif
herb brownies
Cords.gif
filthy corduroys
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Mysticality +3
Moxie -3
Rockoutfit.gifRockoutfit f.gif
Floaty Fatigues
Floatyhat.gif
floaty rock helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit (+40% total) Rock tat.gif
Rock Tattoo
Rockpops.gif
Rock Pops
Floatypants.gif
floaty rock pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Floatynecklace.gif
floaty rock necklace
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Fratboycostume.gifFratboycostume f.gif
Frat Boy Ensemble
Cap.gif
Orcish baseball cap
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3
+5 Sleaze Damage
Different adventures at the Frat House
Allows use of rolls of drink tickets
More booze from hands full of drink tickets
Fratboytat.gif
Frat Boy Tattoo
Random bottle of Booze
Paddle.gif
homoerotic frat-paddle
Weapon:
20 Muscle required
Damage: 7 - 14
+4 Sleaze Damage
Shorts.gif
Orcish cargo shorts
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Mysticality -3
Warfratoutfit.gifWarfratoutfit f.gif
Frat Warrior Fatigues
Beerhelmet.gif
beer helmet
Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40
+15 Sleaze Damage Warfrattat.gif
Frat Warrior Tattoo
Three random grapefruit, orange or tomato schnapps
Deminpants.gif
distressed denim pants
Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
Slight Stench Resistance
Damage Reduction: 2
Fratwarpin.gif
bejeweled pledge pin
Accessory:
70 Mysticality required
Maximum HP +40
Caveman.gifCaveman f.gif
Frigid Northlands Garb
Sealhood.gif
sealhide hood
Hat:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Combat Initiative +20%
Serious Cold Resistance Nosealtat.gif
No Seals Tattoo
Cruft.gif
Northern pemmican
Ninjapants.gif
sealhide leggings
Pants:
65 Moxie required
Power: 160
Regenerate 5-10 HP per adventure
Buckler2.gif
sealhide buckler
Off-Hand:
65 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 7
Furrycostume.gifFurrycostume f.gif
Furry Suit
Wolfmask.gif
wolf mask
Hat:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Complete Delusion
(+4 Muscle, +5 Moxie)
Moxie -75%
Monster Level +5
Losertat.gif
Loser Tattoo
Candy.gif
Tasty Fun Good rice candy
Yakpants.gif
furry pants
Pants:
60 Moxie required
Power: 150
+5 Sleaze Damage
Ghastironoutfit.gifGhastironoutfit f.gif
Ghast Iron Gear
Gi hat.gif
ghast iron Garibaldi
Hat:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Spooky Damage
+20 Hot Damage
+20 Spooky Damage
Hotghosttat.gif
Hot Ghost Tattoo
Box2.gif
Hot 'n' Scarys
Gi cleaver.gif
ghast iron cleaver
Weapon:
72 Muscle required
Damage: 18 - 35
+15 Spooky Damage
+15 Hot Damage
Gi shield.gif
ghast iron heater shield
Off-Hand:
75 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 11
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage
Gi codpiece.gif
ghast iron codpiece
Pants:
70 Moxie required
Power: 170
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Hot Damage
Trashcostume.gifTrashcostume f.gif
Glad Bag Glad Rags
Bottlecap.gif
giant discarded bottlecap
Hat:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
Damage Reduction: 3
Mysticality -10
Mysticality +10
Moxie +10
+5 Stench Damage
+5 Sleaze Damage
Combat Initiative +10%
Recyctat.gif
Recycling Tattoo
Abcgum.gif
alphabet gum
Giantfork.gif
giant discarded plastic fork
Weapon:
62 muscle required
Damage: 16 - 31
+10% Chance of Critical Hit Chance
Combat Initiative -10%
Tornglove.gif
giant discarded torn-up glove
Pants:
62 moxie required
Power: 155
+5 Stench Damage
Moxie -10
Gladiatar.gifGladiatar f.gif
Gladiatorial Glad Rags
Romanhelm.gif
centurion helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +7
+6 Adventure(s) per day Spqktat.gif
SPQL Tattoo
Liver.gif
Bit O' Quail Spleen
Tunica.gif
gladiator tunica
Shirt:
35 Muscle required
Regenerate 5-15 HP per adventure
Madius.gif
madius
Weapon:
35 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+7 to Monster Level
Radshield.gif
radiator heater shield
Off-Hand:
35 Muscle required
Damage Reduction: 6
Serious Cold Resistance
Thighguard.gif
pteruges
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Weapon Damage +10
Sadnals.gif
Roman sadnals
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
Gnaugacostume.gifGnaugacostume f.gif
Gnauga Hides
Whip.gif
gnauga hide whip
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
+3% Item drops from monsters
Damage Reduction: 3 Gnaugatat.gif
Gnauga Tattoo
Gumgnauga.gif
Gummi-Gnauga
Buckler4.gif
gnauga hide buckler
Off-Hand:
30 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 5
All Attributes +3
Chaps.gif
gnauga hide chaps
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +30
Grasstume.gifGrasstume f.gif
Grass Guise
Grasshat.gif
grass hat
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Maximum MP +10
Regenerate 1-3 HP per adventure Eggtat.gif
Oyster Egg Tattoo
Liver.gif
foie gras
Grassblade.gif
grass blade
Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Weapon Damage +5
Grassskirt.gif
grass skirt
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +5
Reaperoutfit.gifReaperoutfit f.gif
Grimy Reaper's Vestments
Mlcowl.gif
corrosive cowl
Hat:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Slime Hates It, +30 Spooky Damage, Stupendous Spooky Resistance
+100 Spooky Damage
+100 Damage to Spooky Spells
Reapertat.gif
Reaper Tattoo
Candycorn.gif
children of the candy corn
Mlscythe.gif
villainous scythe
Weapon:
150 Muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Slime Really Hates It, Weapon Damage +30%, +4% chance of Critical Hit
Mlpants.gif
corroded breeches
Pants:
150 Moxie required
Power: 200
Slime Hates It, Damage Absorption +50, +5% chance of Critical Hit
Yogoutfit.gifYogoutfit f.gif
Hateful Habiliment
Hate lens.gif
Lens of Hatred
Hat:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+15% Meat from Monsters
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
All Attributes +15% Yogtat.gif
Yog-Urt Tattoo
Confused.gif
worst candy
Hate staff.gif
Staff of Simmering Hatred
Weapon:
125 Mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +200%
Hate stone.gif
Cold Stone of Hatred
Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Mysticality +20%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Hate pants.gif
Pantaloons of Hatred
Pants:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Generates a lot of static electricity (Grants Static Shock
Hate slippers.gif
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
Accessory:
125 Moxie required
Monsters will be less attracted to you
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Makes running more comfortable (Restores HP when successfully running from battle)
Hate girdle.gif
Girdle of Hatred
Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Combat Initiative +45%
Reduce enemy defence by 10%
Spell Damage +60%
Tightenable (Grants Tighten Girdle)
Radmineoutfit.gifRadmineoutfit f.gif
High-Radiation Mining Gear
Radihelm.gif
radiation-resistant helmet
Hat:
Power: 50
-10% Item Drops from Monsters
Serious Cold Resistance Radminetat.gif
High-Radiation Tattoo
Glopop.gif
Glo-Pop
Radilaser.gif
high-energy mining laser
Weapon:
Damage: 5 - 10
2x chance of fumble
+20 Hot Damage
Radipants.gif
servo-assisted exo-pants
Pants:
Power: 50
Combat Initiative -30%
Hodgmanoutfit.gifHodgmanoutfit f.gif
Hodgman's Regal Frippery
Porkpiehat.gif
Hodgman's porkpie hat
Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power
+25 Hobo Power
(Grants summon hobo underling)
Hodgmantat.gif
Hobo Glyph Tattoo
Hob-oroll.gif
roll of Hob-Os
Bpcords.gif
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power
Hobowtie.gif
Hodgman's bow tie
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Attributes +20%
+25 Hobo Power
Ninjacostume.gifNinjacostume f.gif
Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit
Ninjamask.gif
cold ninja mask
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Combat Initiative +15%
So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
Ninja.gif
Ninja Tattoo
Coldhots.gif
Cold Hots candy
Icyhot.gif
icy-hot katana
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
Ninjapants.gif
ninja hot pants
Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 70
+4 Hot Damage
Clayoutfit.gifClayoutfit f.gif
Hot Daub Ensemble
Clayhat.gif
hot daub bun
Hat:
27 mysticality required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells
Serious Cold Resistance Claytat.gif
Clay Tattoo
Daubbreaker.gif
daub-breaker
Clayclub.gif
foot-long hot daub
Weapon:
27 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 17
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells
Claypants.gif
hot daub stand
Pants:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
+9 Hot Damage
+9 Damage to Hot Spells
Coldhobooutfit.gifColdhobooutfit f.gif
Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments
Frostyhat.gif
Frosty's old silk hat
Hat:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Muscle +20%
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
+50 Cold Damage
(Grants Overload Discarded Refrigerator while in Hobopolis)
Colhobotat.gif
Snowballs Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
frostbite-flavored Hob-O
Frostynailbat.gif
Frosty's nailbat
Weapon:
200 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +30%
+3% chance of Critical Hit
+30 Cold Damage

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)
Frostycarrot.gif
Frosty's carrot
Accessory:
200 muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Sleaze Resistance

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)


Knightvatar.gifKnightvatar f.gif
Knight's Armor
Knighthat.gif
helm of the white knight
Hat:
15 Moxie required
Power: 60
Regenerate 2-5 HP and MP per adventure
Slight Resistance to All Elements
+10% Pickpocket Chance Bknight.gif
Black Knight Tattoo
Chesscookie.gif
pawn cookie
Knightpants.gif
trousers of the white knight
Pants:
15 Moxie required
Power:60
All Attributes +3
Maximum HP/MP +15
Nicewatch.gif
wristwatch of the white knight
Accessory:
15 Mysticality required
Combat Initiative +10%
+3 Adventures per day when equipped.
Guardcostume.gifGuardcostume f.gif
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
Elitehelm.gif
Knob Goblin elite helm
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Muscle +3
Muscle +7 Eliteguard.gif
Elite Guard Tattoo
Syringe.gif
Knob Goblin steroids
Goblinpole.gif
Knob Goblin elite polearm
Weapon:
15 muscle required
Damage: 6 - 12
Weapon Damage +3
Elitepants.gif
Knob Goblin elite pants
Pants:
15 moxie required
Power: 60
Moxie +3
Haremcostume.gifHaremcostume f.gif
Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
Veil.gif
Knob Goblin harem veil
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 10
Slight Stench Resistance
+3 Sleaze Damage Haremgirl.gif
Harem Girl Tattoo
Lovepotion.gif
Knob Goblin love potion
Harempants.gif
Knob Goblin harem pants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +1
Revturtletamer.gifRevturtletamer f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord
Turtlehat.gif
Elder Turtle Shell
Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
+3 to Familiar Weight
+1 Familiar Experience Per Fight Revclass2.gif
Reversed Turtle Tamer Tattoo
Choc2.gif
chocolate turtle totem
7aspects.gif
Flail of the Seven Aspects
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +15
Never Fumble
Handle Doubles as a Turtling Rod
Special Attack: Turtle of Seven Tails
Epicpants2.gif
Galapagosian Cuisses
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
+5 to Familiar Weight
Spikegarter.gif
Garter of the Turtle Poacher
Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
Increases the Effectiveness of Turtle Pheromones*
Revdiscobandit.gifRevdiscobandit f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord
Pick.gif
Disco 'Fro Pick
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +11%
+50% Combat Initiative Revclass5.gif
Reversed Disco Bandit Tattoo
Choc5.gif
chocolate disco ball
Seegerbanjo.gif
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo
Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +11
+23% Meat from Monsters
+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Special Attack: Funk Bluegrass Fusion
Epicpants5.gif
Volartta's bellbottoms
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +11
Newwavebling.gif
Bling of the New Wave
Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
1 Additional Pickpocket Attempt
Revaccordionthief.gifRevaccordionthief f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer‎
Hat2.gif
El Sombrero De Lopez
Hat:
15 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +11
Ranged Damage +7
+50% Pickpocket bonus Revclass6.gif
Reversed Accordion Thief Tattoo
Choc6.gif
chocolate stolen accordion
Trikitixa.gif
The Trickster's Trikitixa
Weapon:
60 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie +15
Ranged Damage +23
+11% Item Drops from Monsters
Special Attack: Extreme High Note
Epicpants6.gif
Lederhosen of the Night
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 125
Moxie +11
Combat Initiative +15%
Skullbuckle.gif
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
Accessory:
45 moxie required
Moxie +11
Regenerate 5-9 HP and MP per adventure
Keep 1 additional song in your head
Revpastamancer.gifRevpastamancer f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master
Collander.gif
Colander of Em-er'il
Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
Pasta Ghosts Level Up Faster (+1 Pasta Guardian Experience Per Fight) Revclass3.gif
Reversed Pastamancer Tattoo
Choc3.gif
chocolate pasta spoon
Capspoon.gif
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords
Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
+50% Food Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative +40%
Special Attack: Noodles of Fire
Epicpants3.gif
Angelhair Culottes
Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +15
Spagbandolier.gif
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
Summon 5 Additional Pasta Guardians Per Day
Revsauceror.gifRevsauceror f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro‎
Saucehat.gif
Ancient Saucehelm
Hat:
15 mysticality required
Power: 100
Mysticality +11
Spell Damage +11
Better Saucespheres (Increases MP/HP output from casting spells through Jabanero/Jalapeno saucespheres by 50%, rounded down) Revclass4.gif
Reversed Sauceror Tattoo
Choc4.gif
chocolate saucepan
Windsorpan.gif
Windsor Pan of the Source
Weapon:
60 mysticality required
Damage: 20 - 40
Mysticality +15
Spell Damage +23
+11% chance of Spell Critical Hit
Special Attack: Saucemageddon
Epicpants4.gif
Newman's Own Trousers
Pants:
30 mysticality required
Power: 125
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure
Gravybelt.gif
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
Mysticality +11
Regenerate 10-12 MP per adventure
3 Additional Scrumptious Reagent Summons Per Day*
Revsealclubber.gifRevsealclubber f.gif
Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher‎
Sealhat.gif
Scalp of Gorgolok
Hat:
15 muscle required
Power: 100
Muscle +11
Weapon Damage +11
+100% Item Drops from Infernal Seals Revclass1.gif
Reversed Seal Clubber Tattoo
Choc1.gif
chocolate seal-clubbing club
Sledge.gif
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 40
Muscle +23
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+20 Physical Damage
Special Attack: Bashing Slam Smash
Epicpants1.gif
Krakrox's Loincloth
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 125
Muscle +11
Combat Initiative +15%
Sealclaw.gif
Claw of the Infernal Seal
Accessory:
45 muscle required
Muscle +11
Regenerate 20-25 HP per adventure
5 Additional Seal Summons Per Day*
Luniform.gifLuniform f.gif
Luniform
Moonthcirclet.gif
Moonthril Circlet
Hat:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Mysticality +0-45%
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25%
Lunartat.gif
Lunar Tattoo
Cometdrop.gif
Comet Drop
Moonthsword.gif
Moonthril Flamberge

or

Moonthbow.gif
Moonthril Longbow
Weapon:
40 Muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Muscle +0-45%


or

Weapon:
40 Moxie required
Damage: 10 - 20
Moxie +0-45%
Moonthgreaves.gif
Moonthril Greaves
Pants:
40 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +0-45%
Mysticality +0-45%
Moxie +0-45%
Gmerkinoutfit.gifGmerkinoutfit f.gif
Mer-kin Gladiatorial Gear
Gladmask.gif
Mer-kin gladiator mask
Hat:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
+3% chance of Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Colosseum)
Merkgtat.gif
Mer-kin Gladiator Tattoo
Saltcandy2.gif
Mer-kin saltmint
Tailpiece g.gif
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
Pants:
85 Muscle required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Damage Reduction: 10
+2 MP to use Skills
Smerkinoutfit.gifSmerkinoutfit f.gif
Mer-kin Scholar's Vestments
Scholarmask.gif
Mer-kin scholar mask
Hat:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Stench Resistance
-25% Item Drops from Monsters
Combat Initiative -50%
Lets you Breathe Underwater
+10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
(Allows entrance to the Mer-kin Gymnasium, the Mer-kin Elementary School and the Mer-kin Library)
Merkstat.gif
Mer-kin Scholar Tattoo
Saltcandy3.gif
Mer-kin saltsquid
Tailpiece s.gif
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
Pants:
85 Mysticality required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative -25%
Mysticality +10%
+2 MP to use Skills
Minercostume.gifMinercostume f.gif
Mining Gear
Minerhat.gif
miner's helmet
Hat:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
+5% Meat from Monsters
(Allows mining Deep Inside the Knob Shaft and Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine)
Minertat.gif
Miner Tattoo
Dwarfbread.gif
dwarf bread
Mattock.gif
7-Foot Dwarven mattock
Weapon:
25 muscle required
Damage: 8 - 16
Successful hit weakens opponent
Whitepants.gif
miner's pants
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Absorption +20
Dnaoutfit.gifDnaoutfit f.gif
Mutant Couture
Headgnawer.gif
parasitic headgnawer
Hat::
No stat required
Power: 30
Deals 2X-3X damage to attackers.
Release Your Inner Mutant
(Allows the use of the Strangle, Disarm and Entangle skills)
(Strengthens the effect of each outfit piece)
Dnatat.gif
DNA Tattoo
Dna.gif
Gummi-DNA
Paraclaw.gif
parasitic claw
Weapon::
No stat required
Damage: 3 - 6
+X Weapon Damage
Armtentacle.gif
parasitic strangleworm
Off-Hand:
No stat required
Power: 30
Damage Reduction: X +20
Tentapants.gif
parasitic tentacles
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 30
Combat Initiative +X%
Oilvatar.gifOilvatar f.gif
Oil Rig
Oilcap.gif
oil cap
Hat:
42 moxie required
Power: 115
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)
+30% Combat Initiative Oiltat.gif
Oil Tattoo
Crudites.gif
crude crudités
Oillamp.gif
oil lamp
Off-Hand:
45 muscle required
+5 Sleaze Damage
+5 Hot Damage
Oilslacks.gif
oil slacks
Pants:
45 moxie required
Combat Initiative +20%
Lumbercostume.gifLumbercostume f.gif
OK Lumberjack Outfit
Balaclava.gif
balaclava
Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Slight Cold Resistance
+10% chance of Critical Hit Canadiatat.gif
Little Canadia Tattoo
Syrup.gif
maple syrup
Chinos.gif
los chinos
Pants:
12 moxie required
Power: 55
Damage Absorption +20
Suspenders.gif
disbelief suspenders
Accessory:
10 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance
Palmoutfit.gifPalmoutfit f.gif
Palmist Paraphernalia
Palmhat.gif
extra-large palm-frond toupee
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
+2 Stats Per Fight
Moxie +7 Palmtat.gif
Palm Tattoo
Peyote.gif
bit-o-cactus
or
Locust2.gif
honey-dipped locust
Palmwhip.gif
palm-frond whip
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 3 - 5
Weapon Damage +30
Palmpants.gif
palm-frond capris
Pants:
55 moxie required
Power: 140
Moxie +4
Maximum HP/MP +30
Clipoutfit.gifClipoutfit f.gif
Paperclippery
Clipturban.gif
paperclip turban
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
All Attributes +5
Maximum HP/MP +5
Damage Reduction: 5
Helpful!
(Can prevent an enemy attack)
Cliptat.gif
Paperclip Tattoo
Jawbreaker.gif
elderly jawbreaker
Clippants.gif
paperclip pants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Combat Initiative +15%
Cliptie.gif
paperclip-on tie
Accessory:
no stat required
Weapon Damage +5
Spell Damage +5
+1 Stats Per Fight
Clipcape.gif
paperclip cape
Back item:
75 mysticality required
Regenerate 5-7 HP and MP per adventure
Macheoutfit.gifMacheoutfit f.gif
Pinata Provisions
Machemitre.gif
papier-mitre
Hat:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
+5 to Familiar Weight
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Helps you describe things
Damage Reduction: 15 Rad tat.gif
Rad Lib Tattoo
Candypile.gif
pile of candy
Machepants.gif
papier-mâchuridars
Pants:
20 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Never Fumble
Improves Things
Machemasque.gif
papier-masque
Accessory:
20 mysticality required
Spell Damage +10
Regenerate 2-4 HP and MP per adventure
Makes your possessions seem more interesting
Pigironoutfit.gifPigironoutfit f.gif
Pork Elf Prizes
Pighelm.gif
pig-iron helm
Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Muscle +7, Weapon Damage +10
Item Drops +10% Pigirontat.gif
Pig Iron Tattoo
Cube.gif
Elvish delight
Piggreaves.gif
pig-iron shinguards
Pants:
30 muscle required
Power: 90
Moxie +6, Combat Initiative +10%
Pigbracers.gif
pig-iron bracers
Accessory:
30 mysticality required
Mysticality +8, Spell Damage +10
Radioheadoutfit.gifRadioheadoutfit f.gif
Primitive Radio Duds
Vol hat.gif
Voluminous Radio Hat
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Slight Resistance to All Elements Vol tat.gif
Notes Tattoo
none
Vol pants.gif
Voluminous Radio Pants
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Regenerate 0-5 HP per adventure
Vol sneakers.gif
Voluminous Radio Sneakers
Accessory:
60 mysticality required
All Attributes +10
Hothobooutfit.gifHothobooutfit f.gif
Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia
Stovehat.gif
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
Hat:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
+40 Damage to Hot Spells
Restores 20-30 MP per adventure
(Grants Start Trash Fire while in Hobopolis)
Hothobotat.gif
Burning Tire Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
sterno-flavored Hob-O
Handcan.gif
Ol' Scratch's ash can
Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Hot
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Hot Spells

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
Ninjapants.gif
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Saucerors only)
Rkolcostume.gifRkolcostume f.gif
Radio Free Regalia
Radhat.gif
Radio Free Baseball Cap
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Radio Head
(Moxie +20)
Never Fumble Radiotat.gif
Radio Tattoo
None
Radsword.gif
Radio Free Foil
Weapon:
60 muscle required
Damage: 15 - 30
Intrinsic Effect: Shiny Happy Weapon
(Muscle +20)
Radpants.gif
Radio Free Pants
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Intrinsic Effect: Free Bird
(Mysticality +20)
Bossoutfit.gifBossoutfit f.gif
Raiments of the Final Boss
Wtbhelmet.gif
Helm of the Scream Emperor
Hat:
Power:120
Regenerate 1-3 MP per adventure
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
All Attributes +5%
All Attributes +10% Bosstat.gif Bossdrops.gif
Boss Drops
Wtbcloak.gif
Cloak of Dire Shadows
Back item:
Maximum MP +40
+10% Meat from Monsters
All Attributes +5%
Wtbsword.gif
Sword of Dark Omens
1-handed weapon:
Damage: 12 - 24
+3 Spooky Damage
+3 Stench Damage
+3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
+3 Sleaze Damage
Spell Damage +50%
All Attributes +5%
Wtbshield.gif
Shield of Icy Fate
Off-hand item (shield):
Damage Reduction: 7
Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
Weapon Damage +25%
All Attributes +5%
Wtbgreaves.gif
Greaves of the Murk Lord
Pants:
Power:120
Regenerate 2-5 HP per adventure
+5 to Familiar Weight
All Attributes +5%
Wtbboots.gif
Boots of Twilight Whispers
Accessory:
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +25%
All Attributes +5%
Wtbbelt.gif
Belt of Howling Anger
Accessory:
+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
+3% chance of Critical Hit
All Attributes +5%
Wtbgauntlets.gif
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
Accessory:
Maximum HP +75
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
All Attributes +5%
Orbisoncostume.gifOrbisoncostume f.gif
Roy Orbison Disguise
Clinghat.gif
clingfilm cap
Hat:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Slight Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
Moxie +15 Orbisontat.gif
Roy Orbison Tattoo
Device6.gif
fruitfilm
Clingpants.gif
clingfilm trousers
Pants:
60 moxie required
Power: 150
Mysticality +9
Clingslippers.gif
clingfilm slippers
Accessory:
60 mysticality required
Spell Damage +15
Sailoroutfit.gifSailoroutfit f.gif
Seafaring Suit
Foamhat.gif
foam commodore's hat
Hat:
85 moxie required
Power:200
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +25%
+100% Combat Initiative Sailortat.gif
Sailor Tattoo
Candycrayons.gif
candy crayons
Minicannon.gif
miniature deck cannon
Weapon:
85 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Ranged Damage +25
Regenerate 10-20 HP and MP per adventure
Foampants.gif
foam naval trousers
Pants:
85 moxie required
Power: 200
Combat Initiative +50%
Slimeoutfit.gifSlimeoutfit f.gif
Slimesuit
Hardslimehat.gif
hardened slime hat
Hat:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle +20%
Serious Resistance to All Elements Slimetat.gif
Slime Tattoo
Fishgum.gif
Good 'n' Slimy
Hardslimepants.gif
hardened slime pants
Pants:
200 Moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Never Fumble
Moxie +20%
Hardslimebelt.gif
hardened slime belt
Accessory:
200 Mysticality required
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Regenerate 10-30 HP and MP per adventure
Mysticality +20%
Potterysuit.gifPotterysuit f.gif
Smoked Pottery
Sp hat.gif
pottery hat
Hat:
Power: 45
Slight Cold resistance
+5 Hot Damage
+15 Hot Damage Potterytat.gif
Pottery Tattoo
Hotash.gif
volcanic ash
Sp shield.gif
pottery shield
Off-hand:
Damage Reduction: 3
+5 Hot Damage
Sp shorts.gif
pottery training pants
Pants:
Power: 50
All Attributes +3
+5 Hot Damage
Smoochav.gifSmoochav f.gif
SMOOCH Army Uniform
Smoochbreast.gif
SMOOCH breastplate
Shirt:
37 Muscle required
Power: 105
Damage Absorption +40
Damages Attacking Opponent
Hurt those who touch you even more! Smoochtat.gif
Smooch Tattoo
Smoochkiss.gif
Hersey™ SMOOCH
Smoochcod.gif
SMOOCH codpiece
Pants:
25 Moxie required
Power: 80
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +20
Damages Attacking Opponent
Smoochbracer.gif
SMOOCH bracers
Accessory:
27 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Absorption +15
Damages Attacking Opponent
Smoochknee.gif
SMOOCH kneepads
Accessory:
30 Mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 10
Damages Attacking Opponent
Smoochshoulder.gif
SMOOCH spaulders
Accessory:
32 Mysticality required
Damage Absorption +25
Damages Attacking Opponent
Snowmanoutfit.gifSnowmanoutfit f.gif
Snowman Suit
Showhat.gif
snow hat
Hat:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 3
+15 Cold Damage Snowmantat.gif
Snowman Tattoo
Sphererough.gif
snowball
Snowmanpants.gif
snow pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
So-So Hot resistance
Snowbelt.gif
snow belly
Accessory:
10 mysticality required
+6 Cold Damage
Spacebeastavatar.gifSpacebeastavatar f.gif
Space Beast Furs
Sb hat.gif
space beast fur hat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Reduction: 25 Sbeasttat.gif
Space Beast Tattoo
Ufo.gif
candy UFOs
Sb whip.gif
space beast fur whip
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 2 - 4
Damage Reduction: 5
Sb pants.gif
space beast fur pants
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Damage Reduction: 5
Spelunkvatar.gifSpelunkvatar f.gif
Spelunker's Gear
Hobofedora.gif
Spelunker's fedora
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
All Attributes +10%
+4 Adventures per day when equipped
+2 Stat(s) Per Fight
+15% chance of Critical Hit Spelunktat.gif
Spelunker Tattoo
Sbar.gif
Spechunky bar
Spelwhip.gif
Spelunker's whip
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 1-2
Weapon Damage +25%
+10% Item Drops from Monsters
+5 to Familiar Weight
Khakis.gif
Spelunker's khakis
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +25%
Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure
Monsters will be more attracted to you
Starcostume.gifStarcostume f.gif
Star Garb
Starhat.gif
star hat
Hat:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Maximum MP +30
All Attributes +7 Startat.gif
Star Tattoo
Srmints.gif
Senior Mints
Starbuck.gif
star buckler
Off-Hand:
67 muscle required
Damage Reduction: 10
All Attributes +2
Starpants.gif
star pants
Pants:
67 moxie required
Power: 165
Combat Initiative +20%
Suckeroutfit.gifSuckeroutfit f.gif
Sucker Samurai Suit
Suckerhat.gif
sucker kabuto
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Damage Reduction: 10 Lollitat.gif
Lollipop Tattoo
Supersucker.gif
Atomic Pop
Suckerpants.gif
sucker hakama
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
Damage Reduction: 5
Suckersword.gif
sucker tachi
Weapon:
no stat required
Damage: 5 - 10
Weapon Damage +10
Piratecostume.gifPiratecostume f.gif
Swashbuckling Getup
Eyepatch.gif
eyepatch
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 25
Moxie +2
Moxie +7
(Different adventures at The Pirate's Cove)
Pirate.gif
Pirate Tattoo
Bottle.gif
bottle of rum
Whitepants.gif
swashbuckling pants
Pants:
25 moxie required
Power: 80
Moxie +4
Parrot.gif
stuffed shoulder parrot
Accessory:
25 mysticality required
Maximum MP +5
Polyoutfit.gifPolyoutfit f.gif
Synthetic Suit
Polyhat.gif
polyester panama hat
Hat:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Meat from Monsters
Adds Damage to Disco Dances
+5 to Familiar Weight Polytat.gif
Synthetic Tattoo
Polyegg.gif
polyeaster egg
Polyparachute.gif
polyester parachute
Back item:
no stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
+10% Weapon Drops from Monsters
Fury Increases Your Initiative
Polypeeler.gif
polyester peeler
Weapon (1-handed utensil):
no stat required
Damage:5-10
Spell Damage +20%
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
Polypad.gif
polyester pad
Off-hand item (shield):
no stat required
Damage Reduction: 3
Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only)
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
Polypants.gif
polyester pettipants
Pants:
no stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Cold Resistance (+3)
Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better

Polypulsera.gif
polyester pulsera
Accessory:
no stat required
+10% Pickpocket Chance
Combat Initiative +20%
Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP
Ducttapeoutfit.gifDucttapeoutfit f.gif
Tapered Threads
Dtapehat.gif
duct tape fedora
Hat:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
Mysicality +12
Maximum MP +40
Combat Initiative +30% Ducttat.gif
Duct Tape Tattoo
Rcandy.gif
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
Dtapesword.gif
duct tape sword
Weapon:
82 muscle required
Damage: 20 - 39
Damage Absorption +40
+5% Items from Monsters
Dtapepants.gif
duct tape dockers
Pants:
82 moxie required
Power: 195
All Attributes +6
Slight Resistance to All Elements
Sleazehobooutfit.gifSleazehobooutfit f.gif
Tawdry Tramp Togs
Candybag.gif
Chester's bag of candy
Weapon:
200 moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
+30 Sleaze Damage
Moxie +10%

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
+20 Damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 50%
(Grants Hypnotize Hobo while in Hobopolis)
Slehobotat.gif
Greasy Bacon Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
Cutoffs.gif
Chester's cutoffs
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Stench Resistance

(Bonus for Disco Bandits Only)
Chestache.gif
Chester's moustache
Accessory:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
+20 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional +50%
+20 Sleaze Damage

(Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
Clowncostume.gifClowncostume f.gif
Terrifying Clown Suit
Foolscap.gif
foolscap fool's cap
Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Moxie +2
Mysticality -2
+5 Spooky Damage Clowntat.gif
Clown Tattoo
Brick.gif
brick
Clownpants.gif
bloody clown pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
+3 Spooky Damage
Clownnose.gif
big red clown nose
Accessory 1:
10 mysticality required
Maximum HP +7
Dotbowtie.gif
polka-dot bow tie
Accessory 2:
10 mysticality required
Moxie +3
Clownshoes.gif
clown shoes
Accessory 3:
10 mysticality required
Maximum MP +7
Towelcostume.gifTowelcostume f.gif
Terrycloth Tackle
Turban.gif
makeshift turban
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Interferes with your vision
So-So Spooky resistance
Damage Absorption +30 Toweltat.gif
42 Tattoo
Toothbrush.gif
toothbrush
Towelskirt.gif
makeshift skirt
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +15%
Towelcape.gif
makeshift cape
Back item:
35 mysticality required
+5% Items from Monsters
Blank.gifBlank.gif
The Emperor's New Clothes
Blank.gif
The Emperor's new hat
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 10
Mysticality +X (where X is your current level)
Increased transparency Blank.gif
The Emperor's New Tattoo
Blank.gif
The Emperor's new cookie
Blank.gif
The Emperor's new shirt
Shirt:
No stat required
Power: 10
Muscle +X (where X is your current level)
Blank.gif
The Emperor's new pants
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 10
Moxie +X (where X is your current level)
Jokesterav.gifJokesterav f.gif
The Jokester's Costume
Jokerwig.gif
The Jokester's wig
Hat:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure, +10 to Monster Level, +25 Spooky Damage
+25% Item Drops from Monsters
+50% Meat from Monsters
Jokestertat.gif
The Jokester's Tattoo
Gumstick.gif
exploding gum
Sixshooter.gif
The Jokester's gun
Weapon:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
+5 Prismatic Damage, Combat Initiative +25%, +50% Pants Drops from Monsters, Can be fired in a weird way once per day to instantly defeat an opponent
Tuxpants.gif
The Jokester's pants
Pants:
50 Moxie
Power: 200
Regenerate 6-8 HP per adventure, Moxie +20%, Never Fumble
Skeletonoutfit.gifSkeletonoutfit f.gif
Thousandth Birthday Suit
Bonedana.gif
bonedanna
Hat:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
Serious Spooky Resistance
Weapon Damage +20
+15 Spooky Damage Skeletat.gif
Skeleton Tattoo
Familiar7.gif
candy skeleton
Bonespeedo.gif
boneana hammock
Pants:
45 moxie required
Power: 120
+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
+20 Sleaze Damage
Bonespurs.gif
bone spurs
Accessory:
45 mysticality required
+20 to Monster Level
Timecostume.gifTimecostume f.gif
Time Trappings
Timehat.gif
time helmet
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day
+3 Adventures per day when equipped Hourtat.gif
Hourglass Tattoo
Candy.gif
Now and Earlier
Timesword.gif
time sword
Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Timepants.gif
time trousers
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Topioutfit.gifTopioutfit f.gif
Topiaria
Topihat.gif
topeé
Hat:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Stench Resistance
Serious Hot Resistance
So-So Hot Resistance
So-So Cold Resistance
So-So Stench Resistance
So-So Spooky Resistance
So-So Sleaze Resistance
Topitat.gif
Topiary Tattoo
Nugglet.gif
Shrubble Bubble
Topipants.gif
topiary tights
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
Serious Cold Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance
Topitie.gif
topiary necktie
Accessory:
No stat required
Serious Sleaze Resistance
Toxoutfit.gifToxoutfit f.gif
Toxic Togs
Toxhat.gif
Isotophat
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Toxictat.gif
Toxic Tattoo
Gumstick.gif
nasty gum
Mop.gif
toxic mop
Weapon:
50 Muscle required
Damage: 15-30
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Toxshorts.gif
Three Mile Island shorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+10 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Plexoutfit.gifPlexoutfit f.gif
Transparent Trappings
Plexpith.gif
plexiglass pith helmet
Hat:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
+5 to Familiar Weight
Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure
Muscle +30%
Muscle +20%
Mysticality +20%
Moxie +20%
Plexitat.gif
Plexiglass Polyhedron Tattoo
Plexipips.gif
PlexiPips
Plexpike.gif
plexiglass pikestaff
Weapon:
75 muscle required
Damage: 18 - 36
Weapon Damage +25
+10 PvP fights per day when equipped
Muscle +30%
Plexpant.gif
plexiglass pants
Pants:
75 moxie required
Power: 180
Combat Initiative +25%
+20% Item Drops from monsters
Moxie +30%
Plexpend.gif
plexiglass pendant
Accessory 1:
75 mysticality required
Never Fumble
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3
Moxie +30%
Plexpock.gif
plexiglass pocketwatch
Accessory 2:
75 mysticality required
-3 MP to use Skills
+3 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +30%
Plexpink.gif
plexiglass pinky ring
Accessory 3:
75 mysticality required
Spell Damage +30
Serious Resistance to All Elements
Mysticality +30%


Tropicaloutfit.gifTropicaloutfit f.gif
Tropical Crimbo Duds
Trophat.gif
Tropical Crimbo Hat
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Slight Spooky Resistance
All Attributes +10 Tropictat.gif
Tropical Crimbo Tattoo
Oandbcandy.gif
orange and black Crimboween candy
Tropsword.gif
Tropical Crimbo Sword
Weapon:
35 muscle required
Damage: 10 - 20
Weapon Damage +5
Tropshorts.gif
Tropical Crimbo Shorts
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative +30%
Ssoutfit.gifSsoutfit f.gif
Unblemished Uniform
Sscap.gif
stainless steel skullcap
Hat:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Maximum HP +30
Damage Absorption +60
Muscle +15%
Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%
Staintat.gif
Stainless Steel Sheet Tattoo
Waxbottle.gif
Wax Flask
Ssshil.gif
stainless steel shillelagh
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
Weapon Damage +20
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Muscle +15%
Ssslacks.gif
stainless steel slacks
Pants:
30 moxie required
Power: 90
Combat Initiative +15%
+20% Meat from Monsters
Moxie +15%
Ssscarf.gif
stainless steel scarf
Accessory 1:
30 mysticality required
Spell Damage +20
+20 to Monster Level
Mysticality +15%
Ssnecklace.gif
stainless steel solitaire
Accessory 2:
30 mysticality required
-2 MP to use Skills
+2 Adventures per day when equipped
Mysticality +15%
Sssus.gif
stainless steel suspenders
Accessory 3:
30 mysticality required
Damage Absorption +60
Maximum MP +40
Moxie +15%
Unclehobooutfit.gifUnclehobooutfit f.gif
Uncle Hobo's Rags
Stockinghat.gif
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
Hat:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+20 to Monster Level
+15% Candy Drops from Monsters Crimbeard.gif
Crimbo Beard Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
holly-flavored Hob-O
Giftbagpants.gif
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
Pants:
200 moxie required
Power: 200
Moxie +20%
+1% chance of Critical Hit
Epicbeard.gif
Uncle Hobo's epic beard
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+6 Adventures per day when equipped
(+9 in December)
Deadtreeoutfit.gifDeadtreeoutfit f.gif
Vestments of the Treeslayer
Sbberet.gif
bark beret
Hat:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 4
Damage Reduction: 5 Arborween.gif
Arrrborween Tattoo
Axlrose.gif
Ax of L'rose
(one time)

Ribboncandy.gif
ribbon candy
Sbboxers.gif
bark boxers
Pants:
5 moxie required
Power: 40
Damage Reduction: 5
Sbbracelet.gif
bark bracelet
Accessory:
5 mysticality required
Damage Reduction: 2
Stenchhobooutfit.gifStenchhobooutfit f.gif
Vile Vagrant Vestments
Oscuswand.gif
Wand of Oscus
Off-Hand:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
All Spells Cast Are Stinky
Spell Damage +100%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
-5 MP to use Skills (For Pastamancers only)
(Grants Trashquake while in Hobopolis)
Stehobotat.gif
Pile of Garbage Tattoo
Hob-o.gif
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O
Yakpants.gif
Oscus's dumpster waders
Pants:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Serious Hot Resistance
Serious Spooky Resistance

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Ratskin.gif
Oscus's pelt
Accessory:
200 mysticality required
Power: 200
Mysticality +20%
+30 Damage to Stench Spells

(Bonus for Pastamancers only)
Shuboutfit.gifShuboutfit f.gif
Violent Vestments
Vio lens.gif
Lens of Violence
Hat:
125 Mysticality required
Power: 200
+15% Item Drops from Monsters
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to discover your opponents' magical weaknesses (Grants Violent Gaze)
All Attributes +15% Shubtat.gif
Shub-Jigguwatt Tattoo
Sororbox.gif
violent pastilles
Vio knife.gif
Pigsticker of Violence
Weapon:
125 Moxie required
Damage: 20 - 40
Regenerate 20-30 HP per adventure
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +60%
Lets you stab opponents as they fail to attack you
Vio brand.gif
Brand of Violence
Off-Hand:
125 Muscle required
Moxie +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to grow your brand by branding opponents (Grants Brand)
Vio pants.gif
Jodhpurs of Violence
Pants:
125 Moxie required
Power: 200
+4 PvP fights per day when equipped
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows moshing (Grants Mosh)
Vio boots.gif
Ass-Stompers of Violence
Accessory:
125 Muscle required
Monsters will be more attracted to you
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Allows you to stomp asses (Grants Stomp Ass)
Vio buckle.gif
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
Accessory:
125 Mysticality required
Muscle +20%
+5% chance of Critical Hit
Weapon Damage +30%
Casts reflections of your spells
Warhippyoutfit.gifWarhippyoutfit f.gif
War Hippy Fatigues
Warheadband.gif
reinforced beaded headband
Hat:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum HP +40
+15 Stench Damage Warhiptat.gif
War Hippy Tattoo
Candy.gif
Steal This Candy
Bpcords.gif
bullet-proof corduroys
Pants:
70 moxie required
Power: 170
Maximum MP +40
Damage Reduction: 2
Roundglasses.gif
round purple sunglasses
Accessory:
70 mysticality required
Slight Sleaze Resistance
Wboutfit.gifWboutfit f.gif
Warbear Dress Armor
Wbo helm.gif
warbear dress helmet
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie +10
+25% Booze Drops from Monsters
+10% Item drops from monsters Bearclawtat.gif
Bear Claw Tattoo
Wbwhosit.gif
warbear whosit
Wbo greaves.gif
warbear dress greaves
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
Muscle +10
+25% Food Drops from Monsters
Wbo bracers.gif
warbear dress bracers
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
Mysticality +10
+25% Candy Drops from Monsters
Crayonoutfit.gifCrayonoutfit f.gif
Wax Wardrobe
Waxhat2.gif
wax hat
Hat:
10 muscle required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Maximum HP +10
Moxie +7 Crayontat.gif
Crayon Tattoo
Drizzlers.gif
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice
Waxpants.gif
wax pants
Pants:
10 moxie required
Power: 50
Moxie +7
Combat Initiative +10%
Wickeroutfit.gifWickeroutfit f.gif
Wicker Wear
Wickerslicker.gif
wicker slicker
Back:
No stat required
+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
Serious Sleaze Resistance
Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight
Muscle +15%
Mysticality +15%
Moxie +15%
Wickertat.gif
Wicker Tattoo
Wickerbar.gif
Wickers bar
Wickersticker.gif
wicker sticker
Weapon:
No stat required
Damage: 11-22
Weapon Damage +20%
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped
Is a sweet, sweet knife
Wickerclicker.gif
wicker clicker
Off-hand:
No stat required
+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
Cadenza will briefly stun opponents
Wickerknickers.gif
wicker knickers
Pants:
No stat required
Power: 50
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord
Wickerkickers.gif
wicker kickers
Accessory:
No stat required
Combat Initiative +20%
HP+20
Add a stomp attack to every Smack
Wickerticker.gif
wicker ticker
Accessory:
No stat required
Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure
Spell Damage +20%
Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
Workoutav.gifWorkoutav f.gif
Workoutfit
Sweatband.gif
sweatband
Hat:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Damage Reduction: 5
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Workouttat.gif
Workout Tattoo
Moonshine.gif
pint of sweat
Gymshorts.gif
gym shorts
Pants:
35 Moxie required
Power: 100
+2 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
Combat Initiative +20%
Ankleweights.gif
ankleweights
Accessory:
35 Mysticality required
+4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.
+1 Stats Per Fight
Wumpusoutfit.gifWumpusoutfit f.gif
Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe
Wumpwig.gif
wumpus-hair wig
Hat:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Moxie -5
+20 Stench Damage
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
+10 Spooky Damage
+10 Stench Damage
+10 Hot Damage
+10 Cold Damage
+10 Sleaze Damage
Wumpustat.gif
Dodecahedron Tattoo
Lint.gif
lint
Candy.gif
dubious peppermint
Whip.gif
wumpus-hair whip
Weapon:
Damage: 2 - 3
+2 Spooky Damage
+2 Stench Damage
+2 Hot Damage
+2 Cold Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage
Wumploincloth.gif
wumpus-hair loincloth
Pants:
35 moxie required
Power: 100
Combat Initiative -10%
Regenerate 2-8 HP and MP per adventure
So-So Cold Resistance
Xiblavatar.gifXiblavatar f.gif
Xiblaxian Stealth Suit
Xicowl.gif
Xiblaxian stealth cowl
Hat:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Mysticality +20%
Muscle +10%
Mysticality +10%
Moxie +10%
Xiblaxtat.gif
Xiblaxian Tattoo
Candybar.gif
Take Eleven Bar
Xivest.gif
Xiblaxian stealth vest
Shirt:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Muscle +20%
Xipants.gif
Xiblaxian stealth trousers
Pants:
Power: 100
Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Moxie +20%
Nethackcostume.gifNethackcostume f.gif
Yendorian Finery
Bracket.gif
cornuthaum
Hat:
27 moxie required
Power: 85
Mysticality +3
Moxie +3
Be careful! New moon tonight. (Eating or using a fortune cookie sometimes gives messages from Nethack.) Elbereth.gif
Elbereth Tattoo
Percent.gif
candied kobold
Rparen.gif
vorpal blade
Weapon:
30 muscle required
Damage: 9 - 18
+8% chance of Critical hit
Equals.gif
ring of aggravate monster
Accessor:
25 mysticality required
Monster Level +5

History

  • On January 30, 2007, female avatars for outfits were introduced.
  • On July 27, 2013, the maximum amount of custom outfits was raised from 37 to 99. The old message for trying to add more was:
You don't need more than 37 custom outfits. What are you, some kind of supermodel?

References

  • The message about naming your Custom Outfit refers to one of Oscar Mayer's well-known jingles, "My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R".
  • The text for trying to go over the limit of 99 custom outfits (super-supermodel) refers to the old maximum, which was 37, and used supermodel.