Out-of-tune biwa
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out-of-tune biwa
sounds like a dragon shedding
pentatonic scales
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 30
Selling Price: 24 Meat.Enchantment:
Ranged Damage +2 ( In-game plural: out-of-tune biwas) Obtained From
- The Haiku Dungeon
- Knob Goblin poseur
Messages
You flail wildly at the strings of your biwa, producing an out-of-tune cacophony. <It> cover(s) <its> ears and shrieks [sic], taking X damage. BOOF! BOINK! KERBLAM!You play the classic generic-vaguely-asian-sounding riff on your biwa. It shudders and takes X cliche damage. KAPOW! WHAM! SPLAT!
You play the classic tune, "Secret Asian Man" on your biwa. It takes X bad pun damage. SPLAT! ZAP! BONK!
You try and play a heavy metal cover on your biwa. The results are painful, at least to your opponent. <It> takes X damage. SMACK! BOINK! WHAMMO!
You try and sing along with the biwa, hoping you'll both be so far out of tune you'll go out the other side. It doesn't work, but it does deal X damage to your opponent. WHAM! ZAP! POW!
Notes
References
- The "Secret Asian Man" hit message obviously references the song Secret Agent Man by Steve Barri and P.F. Sloan.
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