Oscar Meyers, the (out of) Shape

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Oscar Meyers, the (out of) Shape
Oscar Meyers, the (out of) Shape

Oh, great, another Trick-or-Treater dressed up like that burn-and-fashion-victim from Dreadsylvania. Listen, kid, back in my day, we didn't need smart-ass quips or hideously scarred visages or knife-gloves to get the job done. I terrorized entire towns with just myself, whatever weapon was handy, and a white-painted Halloween mask.

Of course, I've put on a few pounds since then, but who hasn't? And, I mean, c'mon, what's scarier: a guy with a knife-glove, or clogged arteries?

Mallowpumpkin.gifYou acquire an item: Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin

Occurs while Trick-or-Treating in the Dreadful Pajamas