Orcish Frat House

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Orcish Frat House
Location	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
	Undisguised	In Disguise
Unlocks	With dingy dinghy	With Frat Boy Ensemble
Min Stat	30	30
Combat %	100 or 77 with 5 or more Spanish flies	0
ML	39 - 41	- - -
Special adventures
Clover	Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa	Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
Semi-rare	Sand in the Vaseline	Unknown
Bad Moon	It's All The Rage	Double-Secret Initiation
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The Orcish Frat House on the Mysterious Island of Mystery is inhabited by Orcish frat boys. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

"Dude, we could get in SO much trouble if the cops found out we were letting underage kids drink here... Piss off."

If you're disguised as one of them, you get a different set of adventures. Although all non-disguised adventures have the same name, there appear to be three different ones, which can be distinguished by adventure text and monster drops.

Once you start the Mysterious Island Quest, you will get a different set of adventures. See the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) or The Orcish Frat House (Wartime). If the Frats lose that war, this location will be replaced with The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age).

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)	Item Drops: deodorant, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish baseball cap, roofie Bounty: empty aftershave bottle Meat Drop: 24-39 Substat Gain: 9.75 Monster Level: 39 Moxie for No Hit*: 46 Hit Points: 30 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: none

Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
Orcish Frat Boy (Paddler)	Item Drops: bottle of gin, deodorant, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish cargo shorts Bounty: empty aftershave bottle Meat Drop: 24-39 Substat Gain: 10 Monster Level: 40 Moxie for No Hit*: 47 Hit Points: 30 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: none

Orcish Frat Boy -- (edit metadata)
Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)	Item Drops: bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz Bounty: empty aftershave bottle Meat Drop: 24-39 Substat Gain: 10.25 Monster Level: 41 Moxie for No Hit*: 48 Hit Points: 30 Elemental Resistance: sleaze Elemental Weakness: cold and spooky Physical Resistance: none

Non-combat Adventures

Lording Over The Flies
Lording Over The Flies	Give Him The Flies: Trade 5 spanish flies for an around the world. Keep 'Em Note: Occurs when adventuring with 5 or more spanish flies.

Purple Hazers
Purple Hazers	Search the Pledge: Orcish cargo shorts Examine the hazers: Orcish baseball cap Leave the whole disturbing scene: homoerotic frat-paddle

From Stoked to Smoked
From Stoked to Smoked	Item Drops: Orcish cargo shorts

I Just Wanna Fly
I Just Wanna Fly	Note: Starts the Around the World Quest. Note: Unlocks the Remembarrr the Main adventure at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove.

Murder by Death
Murder by Death	Item Drops: homoerotic frat-paddle

Sing This Explosion to Me
Sing This Explosion to Me	Item Drops: Orcish baseball cap

Sand in the Vaseline
Sand in the Vaseline	Item Drops: bottle of rhinoceros hormones Note: A semi-rare adventure.

Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa	Item Drops: handful of drink tickets Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

It's All The Rage
It's All The Rage	Note: Gives 10 turns of The Rage. Note: Bad Moon only.

In Disguise

7 High
7 High	Item Drops: loathing eagle baby-doll shirt Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

And Justice for All
And Justice for All	Substat Gain: 15 Muscleboundness

Beeeeeeeer!
Beeeeeeeer!	Item Drops: ice-cold six-pack

Bench Warmer
Bench Warmer	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

The Big Frat House in the Sky
The Big Frat House in the Sky	Meat Drops: 50

Frat-Gang Warfare
Frat-Gang Warfare	Substat Gain: 17 Muscleboundness Note: Lose 5 HP.

Fratlifting
Fratlifting	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

Get The Windex!
Get The Windex!	Item Drops: soggy wofl t-shirt Note: Does not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

The Hazer Becomes the Hazed
The Hazer Becomes the Hazed	Item Drops: bottle of whiskey Substat Gain: 15 Muscleboundness

It's Not Really Stealing
It's Not Really Stealing	Meat Drops: 100

Kegstand! Kegstand! Kegstand!
Kegstand! Kegstand! Kegstand!	Substat Gain: 20 Muscleboundness Note: You gain 3 drunkenness.

Naughty Pledge
Naughty Pledge	Substat Gain: 18 Muscleboundness Note: Lose 10 HP.

Roll out the Barrels
Roll out the Barrels	Substat Gain: 16 Muscleboundness

White Men Shouldn't Drink
White Men Shouldn't Drink	Item Drops: ice-cold Willer

Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa
Lambda Upsilon Chi Kappa	Item Drops: roll of drink tickets Note: This adventure is triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

Double-Secret Initiation
Double-Secret Initiation	Note: Gives 10 turns of Shamed & Manipulated. Note: Bad Moon only.

Notes

• Against the male Frat boys here, Zombo's skull ring will damage the monster:

  The frat boy glances at your ring, says "Master." and immediately paddles himself for 300-350 damage.