Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

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Orcish Frat Boy
Monster ID 64
Locations Orcish Frat House
Hit Points 30
Attack 41
Defense 36
No-Hit 51
Initiative 60
Meat 24-36
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz
Bounty empty aftershave bottle
Pickpocket packet of beer nuts
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Orcish Frat Boy You're fighting an Orcish Frat Boy

This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).

Hit Message(s):

He hits you in the <arm> with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Argh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Ow! Ow! Eek! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He dusts a shelf with his feather duster (which is odd, because the shelf doesn't have any feathers on it), and flicks the dust at you. You sneeze and bang your head into the wall. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He quickly whips off his french maid outfit and puts it on you. A gang of frat boys surrounds you and paddles you until they lose interest. Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."

He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.

Fumble Message:

He spins around, ready to assault you with his feather duster, but trips over his high heels and falls flat on his face. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*
Bottle.gifYou acquire an item: bottle of vodka (20.2% chance)*
Spraycan.gifYou acquire an item: deodorant (5.5% chance)*
Skirt.gifYou acquire an item: frilly skirt (5% chance)*
Paddle.gifYou acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle (6.5% chance)*
Beer.gifYou acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20.1% chance)*
Aftershave.gifYou acquire an item: empty aftershave bottle (100% chance)*
You gain 10-11 <substat>.

Occurs at Orcish Frat House.

Notes

References

  • "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for household cleaner Pledge dusting spray, and a pun on the frat boy being a pledge.