Orcish Frat Boy (Music Lover)
|Orcish Frat Boy|
|Locations||Orcish Frat House|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
|Bounty||empty aftershave bottle|
|Pickpocket||packet of beer nuts|
This is an Orcish Frat Boy. He likes beer, hot Sorority Orcs, and music that combines rap with heavy metal. He doesn't get hit nearly often enough -- perhaps you can rectify that.
He rams a beer-bong down your throat and pours pure pain down it. Oof! Argh! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He whips out a frat-paddle and smacks you on the arse. You're not sure what hurts worse - the smack or the shame. Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He makes you do a keg-stand on a nearby keg. After just a few seconds, your arm gives out and your head collides with the rim of the keg. At least it makes a pleasant ringing noise. Ugh! Ow! Argh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He sidles up to you and slips something into your mouth. You wake up five minutes later, vaguely humiliated and not knowing exactly why. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He works himself into a fratboy frenzy, bobbing his head to a nearby band rapping and screaming about being male, middle-class and white. He pummels you with fists and paddle before you have a chance to dodge. Argh! Eek! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He tries to choke you with a beer bong, but you cover your mouth and flail around until he stops.
He tries to frat-paddle you, but you distract him with a can of ice-cold beer.
He tries to make you do a kegstand, but you won't stand for it.
He looks around for something to break, but can't find anything. Guess it's one of those days.
He tries to slip you a roofie, but you never take drinks from fratboys. Er, you never accept an alcoholic beverage from a fratboy. Whether or not you drink the actual fratboy is up to you.
He channels all his fratboy angst into one hard swing of his paddle. Fortunately, he's so drunk that he misses you by several feet, then drunkenly falls over. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: deodorant (5.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ice-cold fotie (21.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Orcish baseball cap (5.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: roofie (24.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: flask flops (??% chance)*|
- If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:
|You acquire an item: empty aftershave bottle (100% chance)*|
|You gain 9.75 <substat>.|
Occurs at Orcish Frat House.
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a packet of beer nuts from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.
- "He looks around for something to break", combined with the miss message "Looks like it's one of those days", is probably a reference to the Limp Bizkit song "Break Stuff".
- A "roofie" is a tablet of flunitrazepam, a sedative known by its trade name of Rohypnol.
- "Screaming about being male, middle-class, and white" might be an allusion to the Ben Folds song "Rocking the Suburbs", which begins with "Let me tell y'all what it's like, being male, middle-class and white."