Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
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 You're fighting an Orcish Frat BoyThis is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).
Hit Message(s):
He hits you in the <throat> with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Ooh! Eek! Oof! Eek! (sleaze damage)
He dusts a shelf with his feather duster (which is odd, because the shelf doesn't have any feathers on it), and flicks the dust at you. You sneeze and bang your head into the wall. Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He quickly whips off his french maid outfit and puts it on you. A gang of frat boys surrounds you and paddles you until they lose interest. Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.
He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.
He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."
He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.
Fumble Message:
He spins around, ready to assault you with his feather duster, but trips over his high heels and falls flat on his face.
 | You gain 24-39 Meat. (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)* |
Occurs at Orcish Frat House.
References
- "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for the household cleaner, Pledge dusting spray and a pun on the frat boy being a pledgie.
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