Orange snowcone
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orange snowcone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you're old enough to not find knock-knock jokes funny?
So yeah. This is a snowcone that's an intense, bellowing shade of orange, the kind that keeps crossing guards safe.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
( In-game plural: snowcones orange) [edit] When Used
- If your tongue is not colored:
 Orange snowcone
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| You eat the orange snowcone. Your tongue turns a color that's impossible to rhyme. No, 'doorhinge' and 'porridge' don't count.
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- If your tongue is already colored:
| Orange snowcone
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| Your mouth is still cold from the last snowcone you ate. Try again later.
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[edit] References
- Rhyming orange and doorhinge is most likely a reference to the poem "Trucker's Coffee," recited (but not written) by TMBG.
- Rhyming orange and doorhinge may also be drawn from the song "A Pirate I Was Meant to Be," from the Monkey Island computer game series:
- Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
- Haggis: And...!
- Haggis: ...um...
- Bill: Well...
- Edward: ...err...
- Bill: Door hinge?
- "Intense, bellowing shade of orange, the kind that keeps crossing guards safe" is a direct quote from Lore Sjöberg's Ratings of Soda Flavors.
- Rhyming orange may also be a reference to the rather psychedelic children's show, H. R. Pufnstuf. One episode features the character Witchiepoo singing "Oranges poranges, who says--there ain't no rhyme for oranges."
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