Beep boop I am a robot this hot dog looks great boop beep.
(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)
|You find the sharpest knife in the lounge and plunge it into the hot dog as hard as you can. Take that, you stupid hot dog. Take that.|
You eat the mangled hot dog, and a feeling of perfect peace and well-being suffuses you. You feel at one with the Universe. You feel like now -- right now -- is the moment when something... important is supposed to happen.
|(You gain 1 Fullness.)|
- Eating this sets your Semi-Rare counter to 0, meaning you'll get a Semi-Rare adventure on your next turn after eating one.
- Consumed immediately upon purchase.
- Requires 25 tattered scraps of paper in the clan's stand to eat.
- Only one fancy hot dog can be eaten per day.
- You aren't in the mood for any more fancy dogs today.
- The comment about using a knife to stab the hot dog, or "wiener", is a nod to Jick's term for overly serious "optimal" players. Explained here.
- Prior to July 15, 2013, the image did not sparkle.