Optimal dog

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optimal dog
optimal dog

Beep boop I am a robot this hot dog looks great boop beep.

Type: food (awesome)
Size: 1

(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)
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Item number: -102
Description ID: -102_food
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Obtained From

VIP Lounge
Hot Dog Stand

When Consumed

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You find the sharpest knife in the lounge and plunge it into the hot dog as hard as you can. Take that, you stupid hot dog. Take that.

You eat the mangled hot dog, and a feeling of perfect peace and well-being suffuses you. You feel at one with the Universe. You feel like now -- right now -- is the moment when something... important is supposed to happen.

AdventuresYou gain 4-5 Adventures.
(You gain 1 Fullness.)

Notes

  • Eating this sets your Semi-Rare counter to 0, meaning you'll get a Semi-Rare adventure on your next turn after eating one.
  • Consumed immediately upon purchase.
  • Requires 25 tattered scraps of paper in the clan's stand to eat.
  • Only one fancy hot dog can be eaten per day.
You aren't in the mood for any more fancy dogs today.

References

  • The comment about using a knife to stab the hot dog, or "wiener", is a nod to Jick's term for overly serious "optimal" players. Explained here.

History

  • Prior to July 15, 2013, the image did not sparkle.