One Ornate Nightstand

Choice adventure number: 878

One Ornate Nightstand

Having beaten it eight ways to Sunday, you cautiously approach the now-still nightstand.

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Open the top drawer

In the top drawer of the nightstand, you find a stack of Meat. It's always weird to see old Meat, because it's a different color than new Meat, but, y'know, it spends just as well, so you're not complaining.

You gain ?-414-533-? Meat.

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Open the bottom drawer

In the bottom drawer of this nightstand you find a hardcover book -- one of those long, dry fantasy novels. Y'know, the kind that read like a cross between a fairy tale, a history book, and the Bible? You flip through it, absorbing some of the knowledge, but unable to resist skipping the boring parts (and the ten-page songs.)

You gain 58-200 Wizardliness.

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Look behind the nighstand

First time

You look behind the nightstand, and find an old pair of glasses. They must've fallen back there and gotten lost.

You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles

With Lord Spookyraven's spectacles already in inventory

There's nothing else back there -- you have thoroughly looted the booty the backside of this nightstand has to offer.

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Look under the nighstand

You root around under the nightstand and find a disposable camera. Hrm. You're gonna go ahead and assume that this was left behind by some teenage ghost hunters, and not an original feature of the bedroom.

You acquire an item: disposable instant camera

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Use a ghost key

You stick the ghost key into the space between the now-dead nightstand and the spirit that once inhabited it. As the key turns, you experience an entire lifetime's worth of memories -- loves, losses, but mostly piles and piles of dusty old books. It's kind of a boring lifetime. As the key concludes its arc, it vanishes as you snap back to reality.

You gain 200 Enchantedness.

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Ignore it

You decline to investigate the nightstand.

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Occurs after defeating an animated ornate nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom.

	One Nightstand in The Haunted Bedroom
	Mahogany			Ornate			Rustic			Elegant			Simple
	Check the top drawer	half of a memo or old coin purse		Open the top drawer	400-600 Meat		Check the top drawer	50-200 Sarcasm		Open the single drawer	Lady Spookyraven's finest gown		Look in the top drawer	old leather wallet
	Check the bottom drawer	Lose HP		Open the bottom drawer	50-200 Wizardliness		Check the bottom drawer	grouchy restless spirit or nothing		Break a leg (off of the nightstand)	elegant nightstick		Look in the bottom drawer	50-200 Muscleboundness
	Look under the nightstand	Spookyraven Manor Quest Item		Look behind the nightstand	Lord Spookyraven's spectacles		Investigate the jewelry	Fight remains of a jilted mistress		Use a ghost key	100 of each stat		Use a ghost key	200 Strengthliness
	Use a ghost key	Gain meat		Look under the nightstand	disposable instant camera		Use a ghost key	200 Chutzpah
				Use a ghost key	200 Mysteriousness		Check under the nightstand (rare)	Engorged Sausages and You