One Nightstand (Ornate)
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One Nightstand
In the Haunted Bedroom, you encounter an ornately carved nightstand.
What would you like to do with it?
In the top drawer of the nightstand, you find a stack of Meat. It's always weird to see old Meat, because it's a different color than new Meat, but, y'know, it spends just as well, so you're not complaining.
 | You gain 400-600 Meat. |
In the bottom drawer of this nightstand you find a hardcover book -- one of those long, dry fantasy novels. Y'know, the kind that read like a cross between a fairy tale, a history book, and the Bible?
You flip through it, absorbing some of the knowledge, but unable to resist skipping the boring parts (and the ten-page songs.)
| Look behind the nightstand
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- Before finding spectacles:
- You look behind the nightstand, and find an old pair of glasses. They must've fallen back there and gotten lost.
- After finding spectacles:
- There's nothing else back there -- you have thoroughly looted the booty the backside of this nightstand has to offer.
Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.
Notes
- Lord Spookyraven's spectacles are a one time drop.
- The actual stats gained from opening the bottom drawer will be equal to your unbuffed mainstat plus one, minus 0 to 6.
References
- The message about the old meat being different in color from the new meat may be a reference to the redesigned United States $10, $20, and $50 bank notes, which are different in color from the original notes.
- The fantasy novel in the bottom drawer could be almost anything, if it wasn't for the note about "ten-page songs" which clearly makes it be The Lord of the Rings.
- The title of this adventure is a pun on the phrase "one-night stand"
- The booty (in the third choice, after getting the spectacles) is a play on the backside of the night stand. Booty is typically the backside of a person.
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