One-handed weapons

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One-handed weapons require only one hand, allowing for Off-hand Items and dual-wielding with some restrictions:

  • Melee and Mysticality weapons can be wielded together.
  • Ranged can only be doubled up with other ranged weapons.
  • Accordions can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.
  • Chefstaves can only be equipped in the main hand, although a different non-ranged weapon can be used in the off-hand.

All accordions, banjos, boomerangs, crossbows, forearm replacements, guitars, pistols, and slingshots are ranged weapons. All other items are considered melee/Mysticality weapons unless otherwise noted.

The Disembodied Hand familiar can equip all one-handed weapons (with the exception of chefstaves and accordions), regardless of level requirements, and convey the weapon's effects to you.

Name Damage Req Weapon
Type
Notes
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 30-60 70 Moxie 1-handed machine gun
Great Wolf's right paw 30-60 250 Muscle 1-handed claw
zombie accordion 30-60 250 Moxie 1-handed accordion
frying brainpan 23-45 200 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs
  • Maximum MP +200
groping claw 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed claw
hothammer 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Hot Damage
old dry bone 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed club +50 Spooky Damage
remorseless knife 23-45 200 Muscle 1-handed knife Successful hit causes bleeding.
7-inch discus 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
antique spear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed polearm
brand new key 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Brimstone Bludgeon 20-40 30 Muscle 1-handed club
Byte 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
cursed cutlass 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
deep six-shooter 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
diabolical crossbow 20-40 150 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Dinsey's pizza cutter 20-40 100 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
dreadful glove 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed knife-glove
duct tape sword 20-39 82 Muscle 1-handed sword
fish scimitar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
Flail of the Seven Aspects 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed flail
Frosty's arm 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed staff
Frosty's snowball sack 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed sack +50 Cold Damage
garbage sticker 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Hodgman's whackin' stick 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +20%
  • On Critical: Insanity!
The Jokester's gun 20-40 50 Moxie 1-handed pistol
lawn dart 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin finpaddle 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
Mer-kin hookspear 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed spear
Mjolnir Jr. 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
octopus's spade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
pernicious cudgel 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed club
Pigsticker of Violence 20-40 100 Muscle 1-handed knife
rusty piece of rebar 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed club
rusty speargun 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed pistol
skate blade 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed knife
Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered club 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
slime-covered speargun 20-40 200 Moxie 1-handed pistol
soap knife 20-40 60 Muscle 1-handed knife None
Stick-Knife of Loathing 20-40 150 Muscle 1-handed knife
super-sweet boom box 20-40 75 Moxie 1-handed radio
  • All Attributes +20%
  • Regenerate 5-10 HP and MP per adventure
  • Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
teflon spatula 20-40 85 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Truthsayer 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed club
velcro broadsword 20-40 85 Muscle 1-handed sword
velcro paddle ball 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed flail
White Dragon Fang 20-40 200 Muscle 1-handed sword
Windsor Pan of the Source 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
wolf whistle 20-40 85 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords 20-40 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
beer bong 19-38 80 Moxie 1-handed bong
ghast iron cleaver 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
goatskin umbrella 18-36 75 Muscle 1-handed umbrella +15 Stench Damage
honey dipper 18-35 72 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
oversized pipe 18-35 72 Muscle 1-handed club
toy ray gun 18-35 72 Moxie 1-handed pistol
unsanitized scalpel 18-36 35 Muscle 1-handed knife
war tongs 18-36 75 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
ancient ice cream scoop 17-34 70 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +20
combat fan 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • +3 Prismatic Damage
dwarvish war mattock 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed axe
giant foam finger 17-34 70 Muscle 1-handed club Damage Reduction: +3
happiness 17-33 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol +12 Hot Damage
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
pygmy spear 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed spear Muscle +7
red hot poker 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +15 Hot Damage
Saturday Night Special 17-33 67 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • So-So Hot Resistance (+2)
short-handled mop 17-33 67 Muscle 1-handed polearm
antique machete 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5%
black blade 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Spooky Damage
  • Successful attacks restore some HP
black sword 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed sword
breadchucks 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
fleetwood chain 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed flail
  • Weapon Damage +5
giant cactus quill 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Maximum HP +30
giant safety pin 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed spear
half-size scalpel 16-31 62 Muscle 1-handed knife
The Nuge's favorite crossbow 16-32 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
pointed stick 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed spear
trout fang 16-32 65 Muscle 1-handed knife
X-37 gun 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Attack damage in a random element
  • Can break in combat, damaging player
yohohoyo 16-32 65 Moxie 1-handed yoyo
batblade 15-29 57 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +15
C.H.U.M. knife 15-30 175 Muscle 1-handed knife +30 Stench Damage
candy knife 15-30 40 Muscle 1-handed knife None
club of the five seasons 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
flaming sword 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • +20 Hot Damage
  • +10% chance of Spell Critical Hit
  • Never Fumble
giant artisanal rice peeler 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
grassy cutlass 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +11
grease cannon 15-30 35 Moxie 1-handed bazooka
Grimacite gat 15-30 40 Moxie 1-handed gun
heavy leather-bound tome 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Successful hit weakens opponent
heteroerotic frat-paddle 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club A custom item given to Mr Skullhead
immense cyborg hand 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club
keel-haulin' knife 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +17
love 15-30 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
obsidian nutcracker 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +30%
Othello's dagger 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • +10 Othello Skill
Pener's drumstick 15-30 35 Muscle 1-handed club
pipe wrench 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed club Weapon Damage +8
pygmy concertinette 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed accordion
rainbow crossbow 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
spectral axe 15-30 50 Muscle 1-handed axe
star spatula 15-30 60 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +15
vibrating cyborg knife 15-30 55 Muscle 1-handed sword
witty rapier 15-30 60 Muscle 1-handed sword +2 Stat Gains from Fights (Myst substat only)
world's smallest violin 15-30 60 Moxie 1-handed violin
broken sword 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed sword Slight Spooky Resistance
crowbar 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club Combat Initiative +25%
frozen seal spine 14-28 55 Muscle 1-handed club
gatorskin umbrella 14-28 100 Muscle 1-handed umbrella
rave whistle 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed whistle
silver cheese-slicer 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10%
silver paté knife 14-28 55 Mysticality 1-handed utensil +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
star boomerang 14-27 52 Moxie 1-handed boomerang Moxie +5
star stiletto 14-27 52 Muscle 1-handed knife Muscle +5
bastard baster 13-25 47 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +20%
battery-powered drill 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed drill
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
beaver spear 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
crazy bastard sword 13-25 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
curmudgel 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed club
hand-carved bokken 13-26 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
huge mosquito proboscis 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed spear
  • Regenerate 8-12 HP per adventure
  • Maximum HP +20
leechknife 13-25 47 Muscle 1-handed knife
  • Maximum HP +10
  • Maximum MP +5
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
oil pan 13-26 47 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
  • Mysticality +10%
  • Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
pitchfork 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed spear Weapon Damage +7
titanium assault umbrella 13-26 50 Muscle 1-handed umbrella Slight Resistance to All Elements
bone crusher 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed club +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
carrot-on-a-stick 12-24 45 Moxie 1-handed flail
  • Moxie +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
elevenderizing hammer 12-23 11 Muscle 1-handed club
gummi sword 12-24 45 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Muscle +7
  • +50% Candy Drops from Monsters
half-melted spoon 12-23 42 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Jacob's rung 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed staff
lupine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
old school Mafia knicke½æ 12-23 41 Mysticality 1-handed sword Ranged Damage +27
porcelain police baton 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Part of the Ceramic Suit
  • Maximum MP +20
  • Muscle +20%
  • Your Smacks Restore MP
potato pistol 12-24 45 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Ruby Rod 12-24 40 Muscle 1-handed rod Used in the Future quest
serpentine sword 12-23 42 Muscle 1-handed sword
silver shrimp fork 12-24 45 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Sword of Dark Omens 12-24 None 1-handed sword
ghostly dagger 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed knife
haunted paddle-ball 11-22 40 Moxie 1-handed flail
hawk 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed saw
iron pasta spoon 11-22 40 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
machetito 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed sword Weapon Damage +9
mannequin leg 11-22 40 Muscle 1-handed club
wicker sticker 11-22 None 1-handed knife
bamboo bokuto 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword  
barrel gun 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
Bonestabber 10-20 None 1-handed sword
bottle-rocket crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
can of fake snow 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed can
candlestick 10-20 None 1-handed wand
chocolate cow bone 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +30% Candy Drops from Monsters
  • Candilicious Smacks!
duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
elf ploughshare 10-20 None 1-handed sword
elven tambourine 10-20 None 1-handed rattle
elven whittling knife 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed knife Does extra damage on criticals
exclusive club 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • It's very exclusive!
flaming juggler's balls 10-20 None 1-handed euphemisms
Frankly Mr. Shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
  • Disco Bandit Combat Skills weaken enemies by an additional 25%
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Moxie +X%
  • (+% to Moxie Based on Smithsness)
  • (Bonus for Disco Bandits only)
haiku katana 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
ice nine 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
ice sickle 10-20 None 1-handed knife
iFlail 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed flail
infernal toilet brush 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
kiwi beak 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife
lead pipe 10-20 None 1-handed club
lightning rod 10-20 None 1-handed staff
Loathing Legion double prism 10-20 None 1-handed prism
Loathing Legion hammer 10-20 None 1-handed hammer
macroplane grater 10-20 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10%
madius 10-20 36 Muscle 1-handed sword
Mafia violin case 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10-20 None 1-handed club
origami riding crop 10-20 None 1-handed crop
oversized pizza cutter 10-20 35 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +13
papier-mâchéte 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
papier-mâchine gun 10-20 20 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • Ranged Damage +10
  • All Attributes +15%
  • Makes actions more exciting
Periodical Paintbrush 10-20 None 1-handed artsything
  • A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
  • All Attributes +0-25%
  • Boost based on Grimace darkness
  • Cannot equip in Hardcore
prehistoric spear 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed throwing spear +5% Chance of Critical Hit
Rain-Doh yellow laser gun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
  • Super Accurate!
reindeer hammer 10-20 None 1-handed club
  • All Attributes +10
reindeer sickle 10-20 None 1-handed claw
  • Successful hit causes bleeding.
revolver 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
right bear arm 10-20 None 1-handed club
roboduck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
rusted-out shootin' iron 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +10% Meat from Monsters
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Saucepanic 10-20 None 1-handed saucepan
  • +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Mysticality +X%
  • (+% to Mysticality Based on Smithsness)
  • Lets you gather more Soulsauce
  • Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
  • (Bonus for Saucerors only)
scratch 'n' sniff crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
scratch 'n' sniff sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
  • Actual power can vary with player level
  • Enchantments can be added with stickers
sewage-clogged pistol 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
sharpened spoon 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed knife None
Sheila Take a Crossbow 10-20 None 1-handed crossbow
  • Regenerate 1-2 HP and MP per adventure
  • +5% Pickpocket Chance
  • +5 Smithsness
  • Combat Initiative +X%
  • (+Initiative based on Smithsness)
silent pea shooter 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed slingshot
Sneaky Pete's basket 10-20 None 1-handed basket
soul knife 10-20 None 1-handed knife Can harm True Mimes
space heater 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • +12 Hot Damage
  • So-So Cold Resistance (+2)
space needle 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Space Tourist Phaser 10-20 35 Moxie 1-handed pistol This Phaser is set to Fun
spiked femur 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed club +6 Spooky Damage
Spooky Putty ball 10-20 None 1-handed superball
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying) 10-20 None 1-handed staff
  • Quest item
  • Mysticality +25%
  • Spell Damage +25%
  • Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure
  • +5 Pool Skill
steel sword 10-20 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
stinky cheese sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
sugar shank 10-20 None 1-handed knife
sugar shotgun 10-20 None 1-handed pistol
Super Magic Power Sword X 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
Thor's Pliers 10-20 None 1-handed pliers
time sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
tin foil 10-20 None 1-handed sword
Tropical Crimbo Sword 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed sword
vampire duck-on-a-string 10-20 35 Muscle 1-handed flail
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10-20 None 1-handed sword
wrench 10-20 None 1-handed utensil
  • Maximum MP +50
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Item will disappear at the end of the day
17-alarm Saucepan 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
ancient stone fist 9-17 27 Muscle 1-handed club
anger blaster 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement +10 Hot Damage
Cerebral Crossbow 9-18 30 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
Chelonian Morningstar 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed flail
debonair deboner 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +ceil(Grimace darkness/2)% Chance of Critical Hit
doubt cannon 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
elegant nightstick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Maximum MP +15
fear condenser 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
grass whistle 9-18 35 Moxie 1-handed whistle
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril 9-18 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Hammer of Smiting 9-18 15 Muscle 1-handed club
huge spoon 9-18 30 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
kneecapping stick 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club +8% Chance of Critical Hit
magic whistle 9-17 27 Moxie 1-handed whistle
plasma rifle 9-18 None 1-handed rifle
  • Quest item
  • Ranged Damage +20
regret hose 9-17 30 Moxie 1-handed forearm replacement
stainless steel shillelagh 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed club
vorpal blade 9-18 30 Muscle 1-handed sword
broken beer bottle 8-15 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
candy stick 8-16 25 Mysticality 1-handed staff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +40% Candy Drops from Monsters
chopsticks 8-15 23 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
clockwork crossbow 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
crystalline reamer 8-15 22 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +10
grass blade 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
Knob Goblin melon baller 8-16 25 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +8
lead yo-yo 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed yo-yo  
logging hatchet 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed axe Weapon Damage +5
Meteoid ice beam 8-16 25 Moxie 1-handed gun
pixel morning star 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +5
quantum disintegrator pistol 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed pistol +15% Damage vs. Bugbears
savory sword 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +4
severed flipper 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed club
spooky bicycle chain 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed flail
sword of static 8-15 22 Muscle 1-handed sword
swordzall 8-16 25 Muscle 1-handed sword
  • Weapon Damage +8
  • Maximum MP +10
ultimate ultimate frisbee 8-15 22 Moxie 1-handed frisbee
accord ion 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed accordion
double-barreled sling 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed sling
finger cymbals 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed cymbals Maximum MP +20
flaming cardboard sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
Frost™ brand sword 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed sword
gnawed-up dog bone 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
grease gun 7-13 17 Moxie 1-handed pistol
hippy bongo 7-14 20 Moxie 1-handed drum +5 Stench Damage
homoerotic frat-paddle 7-14 20 Muscle 1-handed club
slide rule 7-13 17 Muscle 1-handed sword
boxing glove on a spring 6-11 12 Moxie 1-handed club
bubblewrap sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
cardboard sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
diamond-studded cane 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club
filthy pestle 6-12 15 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +7
flaming crutch 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
knob bugle 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed horn Successful hit weakens opponent
muculent machete 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
ratarang 6-12 15 Moxie 1-handed boomerang
sabre teeth 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +4
shotgun 6-12 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • Ranged Damage +10
styrofoam sword 6-12 15 Muscle 1-handed sword
5-Alarm Saucepan 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed saucepan
astral mace 5-10 None 1-handed club
astral pistol 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
balloon sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
basic meat spork 5-9 7 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
Bjorn's Hammer 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
blammer 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +7% chance of Critical Hit
  • Successful hit weakens opponent.
blunt icepick 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Cold Damage
boot knife 5-10 None 1-handed knife None
butterfly knife 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed knife Moxie +6
can of maces 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed club
cheap plastic kazoo 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed kazoo +10 to Monster Level
clock-cleaning hammer 5-10 None 1-handed club Weapon Damage +20
curdflinger 5-9 7 Moxie 1-handed crossbow
dripping meat sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
fluorescent lightbulb 5-10 None 1-handed club Maximum MP +30
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 5-10 None 1-handed pistol
Hammerus 5-10 None 1-handed club
  • +15 Spooky Damage
iron dagger 5-10 None 1-handed knife
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +5
law-abiding citizen cane 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Maximum Hooch
Mace of the Tortoise 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed mace
mercenary pistol 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed pistol
  • All Attributes +10
  • Never Fumble
  • Allows the Use of Specialty Ammunition
Pasta Spoon of Peril 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
pestoblade 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
pixel boomerang 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed boomerang +5% Items from Monsters
pixel chain whip 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed whip All Attributes +4
pixel sword 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed sword
poison pen 5-10 None 1-handed knife 75% chance of poisoning opponent
polyester peeler 5-10 None 1-handed utensil
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • Spell Damage +20%
  • Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
  • Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
pottery club 5-10 None 1-handed club +5 Hot Damage
pottery yo-yo 5-10 None 1-handed yo-yo +5 Hot Damage
sucker tachi 5-10 None 1-handed weapon Weapon Damage +10
tambourine 5-10 10 Moxie 1-handed drum
  • Maximum HP +20
  • Maximum MP +20
toy Crimbot power glove 5-10 None 1-handed knuckles
  • Part of the Crimbot Crimboutfit
  • Weapon Damage +15
  • +1 Crimbot Outfit Power
  • Allows use of ZAP in combat
Unionize The Elves sign 5-10 10 Muscle 1-handed club
warbear oil pan 5-10 None 1-handed saucepan
wooden spoon 5-10 10 Mysticality 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +5
corrupt club of corruption 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed club
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed knife
dreadlock whip 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed whip
Gnollish flyswatter 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed club  
Gnollish plunger 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed spear  
ironic battle spoon 4-8 5 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +10
jack flapper 4-7 2 Mysticality 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
plastic replica blaster pistol 4-8 None 1-handed pistol
  • Combat Initiative +20%
  • Ranged Damage +20
  • This item disappears at the end of the day
sealhide whip 4-7 2 Muscle 1-handed whip +25 Cold Damage
starchy crossbow 4-8 5 Moxie 1-handed crossbow Moxie +3
starchy sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +3
suede shortsword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword  
western-style skinning knife 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed knife
white sword 4-8 5 Muscle 1-handed sword Muscle +2
Bananubis's Staff 3-6 None 1-handed
  • Quest item
  • -6 Luck
  • Raise Skeleton Buddies
bat whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
bone rattle 3-6 None 1-handed rattle +4 Spooky Damage
breadwand 3-5 None 1-handed wand
cardboard katana 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cardboard wakizashi 3-6 None 1-handed sword
cheap plastic blowgun 3-5 None 1-handed blowgun 50% chance of poisoning opponent
cheap plastic bottle opener 3-6 None 1-handed utensil +2 Sleaze Damage
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3-6 None 1-handed knife Restore 0-2 MP on successful hit
eggbeater 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
electric crutch 3-6 None 1-handed staff Spell Damage +30
evil paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella +1 Monster Level
Gnollish slotted spoon 3-5 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
halfberd 3-6 None 1-handed polearm Weapon Damage +2
huge mirror shard 3-6 None 1-handed knife Weapon Damage +5
Knob Goblin spatula 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +4
little paper umbrella 3-6 None 1-handed umbrella Spell Damage +1
obsidian dagger 3-6 10 Muscle 1-handed knife
palm-frond whip 3-5 None 1-handed whip
parasitic claw 3-6 None 1-handed club
portable corkscrew 3-6 None 1-handed utensil
rattail whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
rubber band gun 3-6 None 1-handed pistol Moxie +5
rubber spatula 3-5 None 1-handed utensil
  • Spell Damage +2
sewer snake 3-6 None 1-handed flail
shiny butcherknife 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +5
skeleton bone 3-6 None 1-handed club +1 Spooky Damage
spork 3-6 None 1-handed utensil Muscle +2
sturdy machete 3-6 None 1-handed sword
  • Quest item
  • Weapon Damage +5
tail o' nine cats 3-6 None 1-handed whip
throwing wrench 3-6 None 1-handed club Delevels on hit
trusty torch 3-6 None 1-handed club +3 Hot Damage
trusty whip 3-6 None 1-handed whip
  • Quest item, Spelunky only
Wand of Nagamar 3-6 None 1-handed wand  
asparagus knife 2-3 None 1-handed knife +1 Stench Damage
bonerang 2-4 None 1-handed boomerang +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
boning knife 2-4 None 1-handed knife +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
club of corruption 2-4 None 1-handed club
corn holder 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +1
cap gun 2-4 None 1-handed pistol
dented harmonica 2-4 None 1-handed horn Mysticality +1
dishrag 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3 Stench Damage
fouet de tortue-dressage 2-4 None 1-handed whip
gnauga hide whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
Gnollish pie server 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +3
hippo whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Monster Level +10
Knob Goblin scimitar 2-3 None 1-handed sword Muscle +1
Knob Goblin tongs 2-4 None 1-handed utensil Spell Damage +2
penguin whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip +3% Meat from Monsters
remaindered axe 2-4 None 1-handed club
  • Muscle +2
  • Weapon Damage +2
scorpion whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
space beast fur whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip
sweet ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword  
tiny ninja sword 2-4 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
wumpus-hair whip 2-3 None 1-handed whip
yak whip 2-4 None 1-handed whip Successful hit weakens opponent
airblaster gun 1-2 None 1-handed pistol Gives skill Air Blast in combat
bar whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +2 to Familiar Weight
bucket of anniversary lard 1-2 None 1-handed flail All Attributes +1
candy knuckles 1-2 None 1-handed knuckles
can-you-dig-it? 1-2 None 1-handed spade +???
chisel 1-2 None 1-handed knife  
clown hammer 1-2 None 1-handed club Squeaky!
clown whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip So-So Sleaze Resistance
cool whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip  
costume sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword
demon whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
disco ball 1-2 None 1-handed disco ball  
hilarious comedy prop 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • Regenerate 4-6 HP and MP per adventure
lavalarva 1-2 None 1-handed whip
licorice whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +5% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Candiful Crits
live wire 1-2 None 1-handed whip
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1-2 None 1-handed club
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Weapon Damage +30
  • +50 Damage vs. Ghosts
  • Grants skill Hammer Ghost
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
pasta spoon 1-2 None 1-handed utensil  
pixel whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip All Attributes +3
rope 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • +10 to Familiar Weight
saucepan 1-2 None 1-handed saucepan Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
seal-clubbing club 1-2 None 1-handed club  
Spelunker's whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
  • Part of Spelunker's Gear
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
  • +5 to Familiar Weight
Spooky Putty snake 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Fruit Salad 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Moxie +10
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • +15 Damage to Cold Spells
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Staff of Queso Escusado 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the All-Steak 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Damage Reduction: 15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1-2 85 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Cream of the Cream 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Moxie +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1-2 200 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Electric Range 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • +20 Damage to Spooky Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Grease Trap 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Greasefire 1-2 20 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • +5 Smithsness
  • +X Spell Damage
  • (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Hearty Dinner 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +10
  • Damage Reduction: 5
  • Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Light Lunch 1-2 None 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Lunch Lady 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item only in KOLHS run
  • Spell Damage +75%
  • Maximum HP/MP +15
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1-2 250 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +250%
  • +40 Damage to Hot Spells
  • Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Spell Damage +150%
  • +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells
  • Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure
  • Slime Hates It
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1-2 15 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Soupbone 1-2 75 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Staff of Life 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
  • Quest item in AoJ run
  • Spell Damage +50%
  • Maximum HP +30
  • Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
  • Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure
  • Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese 1-2 50 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1-2 25 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1-2 125 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
Staff of the Woodfire 1-2 150 Mysticality 1-handed chefstaff
sticky hand whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip
stuffed club 1 None 1-handed club
  • Replaces sound effects
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword  
tiny plastic sword 1-2 None 1-handed sword Moxie +1
toy taijijian 1-2 None 1-handed sword None
turtle totem 1-2 None 1-handed totem
  • Enables the casting of 5-turn TT buffs (all classes)
twisted-up wet towel 1-2 None 1-handed whip +25% Item Drops from Monsters (KoL High School zones only)
white whip 1-2 None 1-handed whip +1 Stat Gains from Fights
KoL Con 12-gauge 0-0 None 1-handed shotgun
  • Maximum HP/MP +12
turtleslinger N/A None 1-handed slingshot No longer available in game


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