Oil of Parrrlay
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Oil of Parrrlay
"Parrrlay" is a special pirate term for a meeting where two hostile pirate parties can talk things over peaceably, without all the maiming and killing that usually would ensue. This oil, according to the label, "be as smooth and soothing as a good parrrlay. If ye rubs it on your face first thing in the mornin', ye'll be ready for whatever the unforgiving sea should throw at ye."
Type: usable
Selling Price: 55 Meat.
( In-game plural: tubs of Oil of Parrrlay) Obtained From
- The F'c'le
- creamy pirate
When Used
 Oil of Parrrlay
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| You rub the cream all over your skin. I'm not jergen your chain when I tell you that your skin so soft. If it got much softer, they'd have to put you in intensive care. Or perhaps dip you in some ponds.
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References
- "Jergen," "skin so soft," and "ponds" are all references to popular face creams. The note about "intensive" care probably refers to the Vaseline Intensive Care line of body lotions.
- The name of this item is most likely a pun on both oil of olay and the term parley as used in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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