Office-supply crossbow
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office-supply crossbow
This is a crossbow made primarily out of binder clips and rubberbands -- it can fire a pencil into a coworker's eye faster than you can say "Henderson, stop screwing around and finish those TPS reports!"
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed crossbow)
Power: 50
Moxie Required: 10
Selling Price: 99 Meat.Enchantment:
Moxie +3
Ranged Damage +3 ( In-game plural: office-supply crossbows) Recipe
Messages
You fire a thumbtack at <it>, taxing <it> for X damage. WHAM! BONK! BOINK!
You fire a paperclip at <it>, clipping <it> for X damage. BARF! BIFF! WHAM!
You fire a pencil from your office-supply crossbow, pumping <it> full of lead (well, okay, graphite) for X damage. KAPOW! BIFF! POW!
You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword! SPLAT! BAM! SMACK!
References
- 'TPS Reports' is likely a reference to the movie Office Space
- "You fire a pen at <it>, doing X damage. Yeah, take that, sword!" is a reference to the saying "the pen is mightier than the sword".
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