Ocarina of space
This is a primitive little flute made out of clay (someone must have got tired of all the dreidl, dreidl, dreidls). It's not an Ocarina of Outer Space, mind you -- its enchantments control the space in your near vicinity, mostly by filling it with very unpleasant sounds.
(In-game plural: ocarinas of space)
You play a tune on your ocarina of space that reduces the amount of space between the top and bottom of your opponent, squishing it for X damage. SMACK! KERBLAM! WHAM!
You play a tune that doubles the amount of space between the top and bottom of your opponent, stretching it for X damage. SPLAT! WHAM! BARF!
You play a haunting tune on your ocarina of space. One of the moons swings close to Loathing and crushes <it> for X damage. Man, that's going to mess up the tides something fierce. ZOT! BONK! BARF!
You play a badass heavy metal solo on your ocarina of space, garnering a questionable Grammy win and doing X damage. SOCKO! WHAMMO! KAPOW!
- This item references the Ocarina of Time in the game, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
- The contrast between the title of Time and Space references the common phrasing of space-time as a description of four dimensional space where three dimensions are spacial and a fourth dimension is time.
- The mention of the dreidls references the Chanukah song I Have a Little Dreidel.
- The questionable Grammy went to Jethro Tull.
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Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings