Oasis monster
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 You're fighting an oasis monsterThis monster appears to be a whirpool from the middle of an oasis. It probably asked permission from its master to visit the lands beyond, then decided to stay and beat the crap out of unsuspecting adventurers. It stomps toward you, looking intent on throwing it all back to you. You try to figure out what you gotta do, but you really should've figured that out by now.
Hit Message(s):
It knocks over a dune onto you. You get caught beneath the landslide. Eek! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh!
It throws you high into the air. Where was it while you were getting high? Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
It stomps you with its watery feet. You should have mentioned that you wanna live and don't wanna die. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ooh!
It walks past you, then looks back in anger. It's such an angry look that it hurts your feelings. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
It charges you, so you run away. All the roads you have to walk are winding, and the lights that light the way are uncomfortably bright. In the end, you give up and just let it trample you. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to grab you and throw you, but you dodge faster than a cannonball.
It tries to look back in anger at you, but you advise it to avoid doing so.
It tries to stomp with its watery feet, but you wanna live and don't wanna die, so you dodge.
It tries to bury you in sand, but you decide you're gonna be the one that saves you, and run away.
Fumble Message:
It slowly walks down the hall between two dunes, while you run away faster than a cannonball. Wipe that tear away now, from your eye, because it didn't manage to hit you this round.
Occurs at An Oasis.
References
- This monster's description, item drops, and combat messages are obvious references to the band Oasis.
- This monster's description also references the Meat Puppets song "Whirlpool."
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