|Locations||The Ice Hole|
|Monster Parts||body, flipper, head, tusk|
You may be familiar with the narwahl, the "unicorn of the sea". Norwahls are similar, but they live in colder climates, and have three horns instead of just one -- if you count the two on their helmets.
The norwhal charges forward and horns you in both kidneys simultaneously. Ow! Argh! Ugh!
The norwhal darts forward and spears you right in the <kidney>. Bullseye! Ugh! Argh! Ow!
It gores you with its tusk, which doesn't feel nearly as magical as it would from a regular land unicorn. Ooh! Ugh! Oof!
The norwhal stabs you with all three of its horns! Right through the bellybutton and both nipples! (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Argh! Ow!
The norwhal charges at you, but it gets norwhere near you.
The norwhal darts forward, but you're more of a pinball fan.
The norwhal starts to attack, but its helmet slides down over its eyes and it can't see.
Instead of attacking, it ignorwhals you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: bottle of norwhiskey (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: norwhal helmet (% chance)*|
Occurs at The Ice Hole.