After travelling for a while, you discover a need to go to the bathroom (which rarely happens in these games, but hey, you've gotta go sometime, right?)
You find a bush to go behind, and are somewhat disturbed when a wild-eyed man in a suit comes up and starts going to the bathroom right next to you. When you ask him why he chose this bush out of all the bushes in the forest, he gets very indignant and asks if you're the King of the Forest, and if this is your special bush.
You manage to talk him down, because you really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight.
|You gain 30 Smarm.|
Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.
The events in the adventure are practically identical to a scene from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.