Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
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 You're fighting a Ninja Snowman WeaponmasterA whirling tornado of blades, chains, and spikes suddenly hurtles toward you from the shadowy corner of the temple. You think maybe there's a ninja snowman in the middle of all that flashing steel, but it's hard to tell... if there is, he must have about twelve arms.
Hit Message(s):
He backflips over your head, clocking you with the end of a weighted chain while slashing you in the <ear>. Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Argh!
He strangles you mercilessly with a length of chain while simultaneously skewering your <ear> and <ear> with razor-sharp blades. Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
He gathers his chi with a mighty roar, and hits you with the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart technique. Your heart explodes. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He calls for a time-out, as he has to stop and untangle his weapon.
You wince sympathetically as he accidentally grabs the bladed end of his weapon instead of the handle.
Fumble Message:
He begins to gather his chi with a mighty roar. You wait politely for a moment, but he's still gathering. ... ...Still gathering. Eventually, you get sick of waiting and kick him over.
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
Notes
References
- The Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart is a special martial arts move seen in Kill Bill part 2. As the name and hit message indicate, the move causes the victim's heart to explode.
- The fumble message is a reference to the show Dragon Ball Z, where characters would commonly gather their chi with a mighty roar for long periods of time, sometimes for entire episodes.
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