Newt
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 You're fighting a newtYou cast CLEESH at your opponent. <It> turns into a newt.
Hit Message(s):
The newt nibbles on your <throat>. Ow! Oof!
The newt gives you a sad look, and you start to feel guilty about squashing it. WWBBDD? Argh! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
The newt shows you a very disturbing photograph. Ouch! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
The newt attempts to nibble on your <throat>, but can't break the skin.
The newt gives you a sad look, which you don't notice because you're busy trying to stomp on it.
Fumble Message:
The newt blinks at you lazily.
Occurs after casting CLEESH in combat.
Notes
- Critical hit and fumble messages were unimplemented for some time.
References
- WWBBDD stands for, "What Would BlackBeltDuck Do?" BlackBeltDuck is well-known player who is famous for being obsessed with newts and newt pr0n.
- WWBBDD is also a play on the Christian youth slogan "WWJD" which stands for "What Would Jesus Do?"
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