Right before the climax of the Cola Wars, Cloaca Cola, in a bold marketing move, started selling New Cloaca Cola. The only difference was the can, but people were so resistant to the change that they defected in droves to the Dyspepsi faction. Cloaca Cola soon realized its mistake and changed the cans back, making this one somewhat of an antique.
(In-game plural: cans of New Cloaca-Cola)
- From inventory:
|You drink the New Cloaca Cola, relishing the choice of a previous generation.|
- In combat:
|You quickly guzzle the antique soda. It seems to have gotten fizzier as it aged!|
- Not affected by the Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen.
- Cloaca-Cola is a play on the name of ubiquitous soft-drink Coca-Cola. "New" Cloaca-Cola is, therefore, a reference to the infamous New Coke.
|TOP 10 New Cloaca-Cola collections|
6. caducus - 100 | 7. colinfalcon - 66 | 8. Doomsday - 54 | 9. MrSpeed - 39 | 10. ElVatoLoco - 36
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings