New Cloaca-Cola
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New Cloaca-Cola
Right before the climax of the Cola Wars, Cloaca Cola, in a bold marketing move, started selling New Cloaca Cola. The only difference was the can, but people were so resistant to the change that they defected in droves to the Dyspepsi faction. Cloaca Cola soon realized its mistake and changed the cans back, making this one somewhat of an antique.
Type: combat / usable item
Cannot be discarded
( In-game plural: cans of New Cloaca-Cola) Obtained From
- Items
- six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola (6)
When Used
 New Cloaca-Cola
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| You drink the New Cloaca Cola, relishing the choice of a previous generation.
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| New Cloaca-Cola
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| You quickly guzzle the antique soda. It seems to have gotten fizzier as it aged!
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Notes
References
- Cloaca-Cola is a play on the name of ubiquitous soft-drink Coca-Cola.
See Also
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