Naughty paper shuriken
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 naughty paper shuriken
This is a piece of lurid paper folded into a bawdy throwing-star. You may ask yourself (water flowing underground) "how can a shuriken be naughty?" Well, not only is it covered in licentious prose and illustrations, but when it's thrown, it seeks out whatever's holding up an opponent's pants and severs it, be it belt, suspenders, or elastic. Naughty little pants-dropping shuriken.
Also: naughty paper shuriken, oh the doo-dah day.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded
( In-game plural: naughty paper shurikens)
Obtained From
- Items
- Fold naughty origami kit
- Fold naughty fortune teller
- Fold origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- Fold origami pasties
- Fold origami riding crop
When Used
- If your opponent cannot drop pants:
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| You hurl the shuriken at your opponent. The impact doesn't really hurt it, but the dirty jokes written on the thing deal 15-20 damage.
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- If your opponent can drop pants:
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| With a hearty "Kowabunga" you hurl the shuriken at your opponent. It neatly severs his belt, dropping his pants to his ankles. (Stuns opponent)
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- If you have already stunned the opponent:
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| Your opponent's pants are already around its ankles.
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When Folded
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| You unfold the pieces of paper, if you know what I mean.
Blushing, you re-fold them into a new object.
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Notes
References
- The description of this item, specifically the line, "You may ask yourself (water flowing underground)," is a reference to The Talking Heads' song "Once In A Lifetime". Through each verse, the phrase "And you may ask yourself" is repeated. During the chorus, "water flowing underground" is said several times as well.
- The last line of the description references "Camptown Races", being the next "verse" started by the description of the naughty origami kit.
- The second attack message could be a reference to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, whose catch phrase was "cowabunga".
See Also
Collection
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