Naughty Sorority Nurse
|Naughty Sorority Nurse|
|Locations||The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This sorority girl was on her way to a costume party, and she was, like, dressed as a naughty nurse? Because, like, the sexy stewardess, the sexy pirate, the sexy referee, the sexy rollerskater, the sexy plumber, the sexy train conductor, the sexy papergirl, the sexy carpenter, the sexy auto mechanic, the sexy cable TV technician, the sexy taxi driver, the sexy explorer, the sexy detective, the sexy forensics examiner, the sexy judge, the sexy fast food worker, the sexy cop, the sexy Border Patrol agent, the sexy Robin Hood, the sexy persecuted witch, the sexy mental patient, the sexy teddy bear, and the sexy bee were already taken? Anyway, she totally got drafted into the Brotherhood of One?
She adjusts her outfit.
She yawns and starts painting her toenails.
She taps her high-heeled foot impatiently.
She winks at you while she sensually rubs ointment on the bruise you just gave her. I won't say where.
She lifts her skirt (not pictured) a little bit south of far enough and licentiously applies a bandage to her thigh.
She extends her leg, slowly slides her garter bandage off and applies it to her forearm.
She notices a bruise on the upper slopes of her cleavage, and kisses it better.
She points out a little scratch on her cleavage and applies a bandage to it.
|You acquire an item: energy drink IV (27.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: gauze garter (25.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: gauze garter (15.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (1.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.6% chance)*|
|You gain 45 <substat>.|
Occurs in The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
- Instead of attacking, the Naughty Sorority Nurse heals herself for 75-100 HP each round, and will not heal herself beyond her maximum HP.
- Unless you can kill her in a single hit, or reliably do a lot more than 100 damage per round (one fumble can undo all your progress there), you'll pretty much need to stun her (keep her from healing for one or two rounds).
- The list of "sexy" outfits in the description is taken from the blog memepool's November 1st 2006 entry, each with its own link to the costume in question.