| Store Name | Path | Notes
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| Class Guild Hall
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| The Smacketeria | store.php?whichstore=3 | Muscle Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
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| Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery | store.php?whichstore=2 | Mysticality Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
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| The Shadowy Store | store.php?whichstore=1 | Moxie Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
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| The Big Mountains
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| The Hermitage | hermit.php | Only available with a hermit permit in inventory or after using a hermit script; trades various items in exchange for worthless trinkets
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| Cobb's Knob Laboratory
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| Laboratory | store.php?whichstore=g | Only available when wearing a Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform
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| Crimbo Town - Past, Present, and Future
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| The Crimbo Cafe | ? | Restaurant and bar; available during Crimbo Season 2005
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| Eating Cave | ? | Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the first part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
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| The Crimboween Spooky Cafe | ? | Restaurant and bar with a selection similar to that of The Regular Crimbo Cafe; available during Crimboween 2006 with the second part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
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| Crimborg Nutrition Station | ? | Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the third part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
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| The Distant Woods
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| Black Market | store.php?whichstore=l | A general store that sells buff items and items required for the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
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| White Citadel | store.php?whichstore=w | Only available after the White Citadel Quest; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
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| Inside Degrassi Knoll
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| The Bakery | store.php?whichstore=4 | Only available when under a Muscle zodiac sign; extremely similar to The Bugbear Bakery, which offers a few cooking supplies
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| General Store | store.php?whichstore=5 | Only available when under a Muscle zodiac sign; sells what would normally drop from Degrassi Knoll
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| Little Canadia
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| Chez Snootée | cafe.php?cafeid=1 | Restaurant with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign
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| Little Canadia Jewelers | store.php?whichstore=j | Only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign; the store central to jewelrymaking
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| The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp
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| Gno-Mart | store.php?whichstore=n | A store available under Moxie zodiac signs, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
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| The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery | cafe.php?cafeid=2 | Bar with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Moxie zodiac sign
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| Hey Deze
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| Hell's Kitchen | cafe.php?cafeid=3 | Bar and grill; only available when under a Bad Moon zodiac sign
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| Nervewrecker's Store | store.php?whichstore=y | Sells tenderizing hammers, E-Z Cook Oven™s, and cocktailcrafting kits at a discount; only available under Bad Moon
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| Market Square
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| The Armory and Leggery | store.php?whichstore=z | Generic equipment store for Melee Weapons, Ranged Weapons, Hats and Pants
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| The Bugbear Bakery | store.php?whichstore=b | Only available when wearing a Bugbear Costume; offers a few cooking supplies
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| Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show | galaktik.php | Has HP Restorers available for combat/non-combat use and both HP and MP Restorers on tap
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| The Gift Shop | town_giftshop.php | Available gifts and gift packages broaden as one ascends. Packages are sent from here.
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| The Market | store.php?whichstore=m | All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on Oyster Egg Day and Valentine's Day
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| The Meatsmith | store.php?whichstore=s | The store central to meatsmithing
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| Mr. Store | mrstore.php | Donate $10 for a Mr. Accessory and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
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| Trophy Hut | trophy.php | If you qualify for a trophy, you may pay 10,000 Meat here to install it in your Trophy Case.
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| The Mysterious Island of Mystery
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| Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore | store.php?whichstore=r | ?
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| The Hippy Produce Stand | store.php?whichstore=h | Only available when wearing a Filthy Hippy Disguise; offers various organic foods
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| Right Side of the Tracks
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| The Raffle House | raffle.php | Here, the Penguin Mafia is raffling Grimacite prizes.
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| Wrong Side of the Tracks
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| The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack | bhh.php | Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for filthy lucre, which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
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| A Suspicious-Looking Guy | town_wrong.php?place=goofballs | Offers "goofballs". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 Meat more than last time.
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| Uncle P's Antiques | store.php?whichstore=p | This used to be the Penguin Mafia's front-end but was destroyed. It soon returned but with a much more limited array of "services".
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| Nowhere
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| The Anti-BountyHunterHunter | store.php?whichstore=t | Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
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| The Curious Monkey | monkey.php | Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
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| The Traveling Trader | traveler.php | Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the dev team, but he eventually returned. The trader speaks in ROT-13 and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for twinkly wads.
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