NPC Stores

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Needs codewords for other two Fallout stores. It's likely just vault2 and vault3.

Most stores offer items which you can buy and they go directly into your inventory. Some stores do other things. For instance at restaurants and bars, you immediately consume anything you order.

  • Note: Several shops (e.g., Bart Ender) are accessible through other URLs as well as through URL manipulation using the shop's keyword (in this case, bartender). Attempting to access a store that you would otherwise not have access to yields an error message.
Where Store Name Path Currency Notes
The Bat-Cavern The Bat-Cavern's Bat-Fabricator shop.php?whichshop=batman_cave Various Creates items for use in the Batfellow comic
The Big Mountains Chateau Mantegna Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=chateau Meat* Only available with access to Chateau Mantegna
The Big Mountains The Hermitage hermit.php worthless trinket Only available with a hermit permit in inventory; trades various items in exchange for worthless trinkets
The Big Mountains The Trapper's Cabin shop.php?whichshop=trapper Yeti fur Offers animal skins in exchange for yeti skins
Bordertown The Gift Shop town_giftshop.php Meat* Available gifts and gift packages broaden as one ascends. Packages are sent from here.
Bordertown The Raffle House raffle.php Meat* Here, the Penguin Mafia is raffling Grimacite prizes.
Bordertown Trophy Hut trophy.php Meat* If you qualify for a trophy, you may pay 10,000 Meat here to install it in your Trophy Case.
Bordertown Uncle P's Antiques shop.php?whichshop=unclep Meat This used to be the Penguin Mafia's front-end but was destroyed. It soon returned but with a much more limited array of "services".
Class Guild Hall The Smacketeria shop.php?whichshop=guidstore3 Meat Muscle Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
Class Guild Hall Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery shop.php?whichshop=guidstore2 Meat Mysticality Guild Shop; only available to full guild members and Level 9 Accordion Thieves
Class Guild Hall The Shadowy Store shop.php?whichshop=guidstore1 Meat Moxie Guild Shop; only available to full guild members
Cobb's Knob Laboratory The Knob Dispensary shop.php?whichshop=knobdisp Meat Only available after learning the password in the Barracks
Conspiracy Island The Armory shop.php?whichshop=si_shop3 Coinspiracy Only available after discovering an Armory keycard, offers items in exchange for Coinspiracy
Conspiracy Island The Canteen shop.php?whichshop=si_shop2 Coinspiracy Only available after discovering an bottle-opener keycard, offers drink in exchange for Coinspiracy
Conspiracy Island The SHAWARMA Initiative shop.php?whichshop=si_shop1 Coinspiracy Only available after discovering an SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard, offers food in exchange for Coinspiracy
Degrassi Knoll The Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store shop.php?whichshop=gnoll Meat Only available when under a Muscle zodiac sign; extremely similar to The Bugbear Bakery, which offers a few cooking supplies; sells what would normally drop from Degrassi Knoll and a detuned radio in addition
Desert Beach The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=shore Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip Offers items, including ascension-related items, for Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
Dinseylandfill The Dinsey Company Store shop.php?whichshop=landfillstore FunFunds™ Offers items in exchange for FunFunds™
The Distant Woods Black Market shop.php?whichshop=blackmarket Meat A general store that sells buff items and items required for the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin
The Distant Woods White Citadel shop.php?whichshop=whitecitadel Meat Only available after the White Citadel Quest; sells fast food, which can be eaten or thrown at your convenience
Downtown Gotpork ChemiCorp shop.php?whichshop=batman_chemicorp dangerous chemicals Offers various items in exchange for dangerous chemicals
Downtown Gotpork Gotpork Orphanage shop.php?whichshop=batman_orphanage kidnapped orphan Offers various items in exchange for kidnapped orphans
Downtown Gotpork Gotpork P.D. shop.php?whichshop=batman_pd incriminating evidence Offers various items in exchange for incriminating evidence
Dreadsylvania The Terrified Eagle Inn shop.php?whichshop=dv Freddy Kruegerand Offers items in exchange for Freddy Kruegerands
The Dungeoneers' Association A Vending Machine shop.php?whichshop=damachine fat loot token Takes fat look tokens in exchange for keys needed in the final quest and other items
Elvish Paradise Dollhawker's Emporium shop.php?whichshop=elvishp2 lunar isotope Stuffed animals in exchange for lunar isotopes
Elvish Paradise The Lunar Lunch-o-Mat shop.php?whichshop=elvishp1 lunar isotope Equipment in exchange for lunar isotopes
Elvish Paradise Dollhawker's Emporium shop.php?whichshop=elvishp3 lunar isotope Consummables in exchange for lunar isotopes
Forest Village The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack bhh.php filthy lucre Post-NS13, he'll let you do quests for filthy lucre, which you can then exchange for a variety of items.
Forest Village The Bugbear Bakery shop.php?whichshop=bugbear Meat Only available when wearing a Bugbear Costume; offers a few cooking supplies
G-Lover G-Mart shop.php?whichshop=glover G Offers various items in exchange for Gs
The Game Grid Arcade Ticket Redemption Counter shop.php?whichshop=arcade Game Grid ticket Offers various items in exchange for Game Grid tickets; some items are only available after beating different arcade machines
The Glaciest Wal-Mart shop.php?whichshop=glaciest Wal-Mart gift certificate Offers various items in exchange for Wal-Mart gift certificate
The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp Gno-Mart shop.php?whichshop=gnomart Meat A store available under Moxie zodiac signs, selling cheap buffing items and potion materials
The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery cafe.php?cafeid=2 Meat* Bar with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Moxie zodiac sign
Hey Deze Hell's Kitchen cafe.php?cafeid=3 Meat Bar and grill; only available when under a Bad Moon zodiac sign
Hey Deze Nervewrecker's Store shop.php?whichshop=nerve Meat Sells tenderizing hammers, E-Z Cook Oven™s, and cocktailcrafting kits at a discount; only available under Bad Moon
The Hidden City The Hidden Tavern shop.php?whichshop=hiddentavern Meat Sells cocktails for meat
Huggler Memorial Colosseum Jack's Swagger Shack peevpee.php?place=shop Swagger Offers items in exchange for swagger
Huggler Memorial Colosseum Snack Bar shop.php?whichshop=snackbar Meat Offers PvP-producing consumables for meat
Inventory A.W.O.L. Tent shop.php?whichshop=? A. W. O. L. commendation Items in exchange for A. W. O. L. commendations
Inventory Internet Meme Shop shop.php?whichshop=bacon BACON Internet-inspired shop with some limitations
Inventory BURT inv_use.php BURT Items in exchange for BURTs
Inventory The Central Loathing Floral Mercantile Exchange shop.php?whichshop=flowertradein Various Items in exchange for flowers
Inventory FDKOL Tent inv_use.php FDKOL commendation Items in exchange for FDKOL commendations
Inventory Fiddling With Your Genes shop.php?whichshop=mutate rad Skills in exchange for rads
Inventory Freshwater Fishbonery shop.php?whichshop=fishbones freshwater fishbone Items made from freshwater fishbones
Inventory Mad Sliemce shop.php?whichshop=voteslime slime blobs Slime Enslamble items
Inventory Paul's Boutique shop.php?whichshop=cindy odd silver coin Items available for odd silver coins
Inventory Spant Bit Assembly shop.php?whichshop=spant Various Spant armor
Inventory A Star Chart shop.php?whichshop=starchart Various Items available using stars and lines
Inventory Sugar Sheet Folding shop.php?whichshop=sugarsheets sugar sheet Items made from sugar sheets
Inventory Topiary Nuggletcrafting shop.php?whichshop=topiary topiary nugglet Items made from topiary nugglets
Inventory Toxic Chemistry shop.php?whichshop=toxic toxic globule Items made with toxic globules
Inventory warbear black box shop.php?whichshop=warbear warbear whosit Items available for warbear whosits
Inventory Worse Homes and Gardens shop.php?whichshop=junkmagazine Various Items made from scrap from in The Old Landfill
KOLHS Art Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_art Various Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
KOLHS Chemistry Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_chem Various Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
KOLHS Shop Class (After School) shop.php?whichshop=kolhs_shop Various Items made from objects available in a KOLHS run
Little Canadia Chez Snootée cafe.php?cafeid=1 Meat* Restaurant with a randomly selected daily special; only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign
Little Canadia Little Canadia Jewelers shop.php?whichshop=jewelers Meat Only available when under a Mysticality zodiac sign; the store central to jewelrymaking
Market Square The Armory and Leggery shop.php?whichshop=armory Meat Generic equipment store for Melee Weapons, Ranged Weapons, Hats and Pants
Market Square Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show shop.php?whichshop=doc Meat Has HP Restorers and MP Restorers available
Market Square The General Store shop.php?whichshop=generalstore Meat All-purpose store that also offers special holiday items on Oyster Egg Day and Valentine's Day
Market Square Madeline's Baking Supply shop.php?whichshop=madeline Meat Same items as the other bakeries
Market Square The Meatsmith shop.php?whichshop=meatsmith Meat The store central to meatsmithing
Market Square Mr. Store mrstore.php Mr. Accessory Donate $10 for a Mr. Accessory and shop here. Also regularly introduces a unique Item of the Month.
Market Square The Traveling Trader traveler.php twinkly wad Appeared shortly and "deimplemented" per a concern of the dev team, but he eventually returned and appears periodically. The trader speaks in ROT-13 and trades various strange and somewhat interesting items in exchange for twinkly wads.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore shop.php?whichshop=bartlebys Meat Sells the abridged dictionary and various pirate literature
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Produce Stand shop.php?whichshop=hippy Meat Only available when wearing a Filthy Hippy Disguise; offers various organic foods
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Organic Produce Stand shop.php?whichshop=hippy Meat Available if the player cleared out the filthworms for either the Frat Boys or Hippies. Replaces the Hippy Produce Stand, and does not require an outfit.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Orcish Frat House (Wartime) bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=2 Quarter Only available when wearing a Frat Warrior Fatigues during the Mysterious Island Quest; offers various equipment in exchange for quarters, which themselves are exchanged for Hippy artefacts.
The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Camp (Wartime) bigisland.php?place=camp&whichcamp=1 Dime Only available when wearing a War Hippy Fatigues during the Mysterious Island Quest; offers various equipment in exchange for dimes, which themselves are exchanged for Frat artefacts.
The Rabbit Hole The Tweedleporium shop.php?whichshop=tweedle Meat Sells various items themed on Alice in Wonderland. Available only with the Down the Rabbit Hole effect in place
Right Side of the Tracks LT&T Gift Shop shop.php?whichshop=ltt buffalo dime Sells various items in exchange for buffalo dimes
The Sea Big Brother monkeycastle.php?who=2 sand dollar In return for sand dollars, Big Brother will sell items an information of use in the Sea Monkees Quest.
The Sea Grandma shop.php?whichshop=grandma Various Sells items helpful underwater in exchange for various materials
Spring Break Beach The Frozen Brogurt Stand shop.php?whichshop=sbb_brogurt Beach Buck Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
Spring Break Beach Buff Jimmy's Souvenir Shop shop.php?whichshop=sbb_jimmy Beach Buck Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
Spring Break Beach Taco Dan's Taco Stand shop.php?whichshop=sbb_taco Beach Buck Offers equipment and skills in exchange for Beach Bucks
The Suspicious-Looking Guy's Shady Past Chinatown Shops shop.php?whichshop=chinatown Meat Offers Chinatown-specific items while adventuring in the Suspicious Guy's past
That 70s Volcano Disco GiftCo shop.php?whichshop=infernodisco Volcoino Offers items in exchange for Volcoinos
The Time-Twitching Tower KoL Con 13 Merch Table shop.php?whichshop=conmerch Mr. Accessory Offers items in exchange for Mr. Accessorys
The Time-Twitching Tower The Applecalypse Store shop.php?whichshop=applestore Chroner Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower Legitimate Shoe Repair, Inc. shop.php?whichshop=shoeshop Chroner Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower The Neandermall shop.php?whichshop=caveshop Chroner Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower The Niña shop.php?whichshop=nina Chroner Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Time-Twitching Tower Ye Newe Souvenir Shoppe shop.php?whichshop=shakeshop Chroner Offers items in exchange for Chroners
The Typical Tavern Bart Ender shop.php?whichshop=bartender Meat* A place to buy beer, but only after completing the related quest
The Typical Tavern A Suspicious-Looking Guy tavern.php?place=susguy Meat* Offers "goofballs". The first one is free, but each successive hit will cost you 1,000 Meat more than last time. Will also trade oily golden mushrooms for gloomy black mushrooms
The Underworld Everything Under the World shop.php?whichshop=edunder_shopshop Ka coin Sells various items during an Actually Ed the Undying‎ ascension
The Underworld Underworld Body Shop place.php?whichplace=edunder&action=edunder_bodyshop Ka coin Sells various items during an Actually Ed the Undying‎ ascension
Valhalla The Deli Lama afterlife.php?place=deli Karma Astral consumables
Valhalla Pet Heaven afterlife.php?place=heaven Karma Astral equipment
Wrong Side of the Tracks Precinct Materiel Division shop.php?whichshop=detective cop dollar Sells various items in exchange for cop dollars
Ye Wizard's Shack Game Shoppe Cashier gamestore.php?place=cashier Credit Offers foil versions of Alice's Army cards and snacks
Your Fallout Shelter Fallout Shelter Medical Supply shop.php?whichshop=vault1 Meat Sells various items during an Nuclear Autumn ascension
Your Fallout Shelter Fallout Shelter Electronics Supply shop.php?whichshop=??? Meat Sells Wrist-Boys and records during an Nuclear Autumn ascension
Your Fallout Shelter Underground Record Store shop.php?whichshop=??? Meat Sells records during an Nuclear Autumn ascension

NPC Stores no longer in game

Where Store Name Path Takes Meat Notes
Nowhere The Anti-BountyHunterHunter store.php?whichstore=t Unknown Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
Nowhere The Curious Monkey monkey.php Unknown Unimplemented and later removed by Xenophobe
Crimbo The Crimbo Cafe Unknown Meat Restaurant and bar; available during Crimbo Season 2005, 2007, 2008, and 2009, with different offerings each year.
Crimbo Eating Cave crimbo06.php?place=cafe Meat Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the first part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo The Crimboween Spooky Cafe crimbo06.php?place=cafe Meat Restaurant and bar with a selection similar to that of The Regular Crimbo Cafe; available during Crimboween 2006 with the second part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo Crimborg Nutrition Station crimbo06.php?place=cafe Meat Restaurant and bar; available during Crimboween 2006 with the third part of the Save Uncle Crimbo! quest and later with the time sleigh
Crimbo CRIMBCO Cafeteria   Meat Restaurant and bar; available during Crimbo
Crimbo Town Crimbo Lumps Shop shop.php?whichshop=crimbo16 Various Offers food, booze and potions for negative lumps and chakra sludge
Crimbo Town Crimbo Town Gift-O-Mat shop.php?whichshop=crimbo18giftomat Meat

Error Messages

  • If you attempt to use URL manipulation to gain access to certain stores without proper access, you will get "Uh-Oh!" followed by the following error messages
    • arcade: What?
    • bacon: Where's the bacon?
    • bartlebys: They only let pirates into that store, and you're not a pirate, and also you don't look like a pirate.
    • batman_cavern, batman_chemicorp, batman_orphanage, batman_pd: Nope.
    • blackmarket: Nope
    • chateau: Nah
    • chinatown: That isn't a place.
    • cindy: This is not my beautiful magazine.
    • conmerch: That store isn't there anymore.
    • detective: You don't get to just pretend to be a detective and march into a building that doesn't even exist and what am I even talking about, what building.
    • dv: No such place is a place.
    • edunder_shopshop: Beef boof.
    • elvishp1, elvishp2, elvishp3: You can't get here without the proper transporter frequency.
    • gnoll: That's a thing that isn't a thing.
    • gnomart: That isn't a place.
    • grandma: (No Message)
    • guildstore1 (guild open, wrong class): Only Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves may shop here.
    • guildstore2 (guild open, wrong class): Only Pastamancers and Saucerors may shop here
    • guildstore3 (guild open, wrong class): Only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may shop here.
      • All 3 guildstores (guild not open): You don't have access to this store yet.
    • hiddentavern: hidden
    • hippy: You can't actually get to my store, man. This must be, like, some kind of hallucination. Cool, man.
    • jewelers: That isn't a place.
    • junkmagazine: This is not my beautiful magazine.
    • knobdisp: Can't get here yet.
    • kolhs_art, kolhs_chem, kolhs_shop: Students of KOLHS only.
    • landfillstore: You can't go there.
    • ltt: That isn't a place.
    • madeline: That's not a place!
    • mutate: You can't just mutate at will.
    • nerve: That isn't a place.
    • nina: That store isn't there anymore.
    • rumple: (No Message)
    • sbb_brogurt, sbb_jimmy, or sbb_taco: That isn't a shop you know how to get to.
    • shore: (No Message)
    • si_shop1, si_shop2, si_shop3: That isn't a thing you know about
    • starchart: You don't have any more star charts. Aww.
    • sugarsheets: You have no sugar sheets to fold.
    • topiary: You don't have any topiary nugglets.
    • toxic: (No Message)
    • tweedle: (No Message)
    • vault1: That isn't a real place.
    • warbear: What? No. What?
    • whitecitadel: You don't know where that is. You don't even know if that is. A place.
    • An invalid codeword: No such shop

You can get to the following shops without proper access:

  • bartender
  • fishbones
  • trapper
  • unclep