Absolute Mysticality increases will increase (or decrease) your Mysticality by a fixed amount.
| Source
| Source Type
| Incr
| Duration
| Cost
| Prereq
| HC Available
| Notes
|
| Happy Trails
| Item
| 100
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from a teeny-tiny magic scroll
|
| Bananas!
| Item
| 40
| 5-15 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| No
|
|
| Scent of a Kitchen Elf
| Adventure
| 40
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
|
|
| Also Schmeckt Zarathustra
| Item
| 30
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| No
| Obtained from ennui-flavored potato chips.
|
| old school Mafia knickerbockers
| Pants
| 25
| Always
|
| 35 Mox
| No
|
|
| Salamander In Your Stomach
| Item
| 25
| 5-15 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from salamander slurry.
|
| cement shoes
| Accessory
| 20
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
| No
|
|
| Enhanced Archaeologist
| Adventure
| 20
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
|
|
| Gothy
| Item
| 20
| 10/20 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Mafia stogie
| Accessory
| 20
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
| No
|
|
| Radio Free Pants
| Pants
| 20
| Always
|
| 60 Mox
| No
|
|
| arse-shooting crossbow
| Weapon (2H)
| 15
| Always
|
| 65 Mox
| No
|
|
| Cat-Herding Prod
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| cursed eyepatch
| Hat
| 15
| Always
|
| 85 Mus
| No
| Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume
|
| exclusive ultra-rare item
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- A custom item given to Phoenix and Mick
- All Attributes +15
|
| fuzzy bracelets
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| Golden Mr. Accessory
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Mr. Accessory
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Mr. Eh?
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Ms. Accessory
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Radio KoL Flashlight
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Radio prize
|
| rainbow pearl earring
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| 200 Mys
| No
|
|
| rainbow pearl necklace
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| 200 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Spell Damage +200
- May not equip more than one
|
| rainbow pearl ring
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| 200 Mys
| No
|
|
| Shot in the Arse
| Effect
| 15
| 40 turns
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +15
- Obtained by being shot with Kucolan's custom item
|
| sparkly engagement ring
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- A custom item given to Phoenix
- All Attributes +15
- May not equip more than one
|
| The Smile of Mr. A.
| Buff
| 15
| 40 turns
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +15
|
| Xlyinia's notebook
| Accessory
| 15
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| Glass Balls of the Goblin King
| Off-Hand Item
| 14
| Always
|
| 20 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| chintzy noodle ring
| Accessory
| 12
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
- Muscle +6
- Bonus for Ps only
- May not equip more than one
|
| chintzy saucepan earring
| Accessory
| 12
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
- Moxie +6
- Bonus for Ss only
- May not equip more than one
|
| duct tape fedora
| Hat
| 12
| Always
|
| 82 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| massive sitar
| Weapon (2H)
| 12
| Always
|
| 80 Mox
| Yes
| Spell Damage +20
|
| solid baconstone ring
| Accessory
| 12
| Always
|
| 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| 17-alarm Saucepan
| Weapon (1H)
| 11
| Always
|
| 15 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Bigger Bugfinder Blade
| Weapon (2H)
| 11
| Always
|
| 85 Mus
| No
|
- All Attributes +11
- Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|
| Copper Alpha of Sincerity
| Accessory
| 11
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| gearbox necklace
| Accessory
| 11
| Always
|
| 75 Mys
| Yes
| Maximum MP +50
|
| Greek Pasta of Peril
| Weapon (1H)
| 11
| Always
|
| 15 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Order of the Silver Wossname
| Accessory
| 11
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Pink Heart of Spirit
| Accessory
| 11
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| bat-ass leather jacket
| Shirt
| 10
| Always
|
| 77 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
| Slight Resistance to All Elements
|
| blackberry slippers
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 75 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Cerebral Culottes
| Pants
| 10
| Always
|
| 30 Mox
| Yes
| Part of the Encephalic Ensemble
|
| Dreams and Lights
| Item/ Adventure
| 10
| 5/10 turns
| Item Loss/ N/A
| None
| Yes
|
|
| hippy medical kit
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 72 Mys
| Yes
|
- Regenerate 6-10 HP per Adventure
- May not equip more than one
|
| Iron Beta of Industry
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Jarlsberg's earring
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 25 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Magical Mojomuscular Melody
| AT Buff Skill
| 10
| 5-15 turns
| 3 MP
| None
| Yes
| Maximum MP +20
|
| Maxwell's Silver Hammer
| Weapon (1H)
| 10
| Always
|
| 67 Mus
| Yes
| Melee Damage +10
|
| Orange Star of Sacrifice
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Radio Free Jersey
| Shirt
| 10
| Always
|
| Torso Awaregness
| No
|
|
| Radio KoL Coffee Mug
| Container
| 10
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| Rainy Soul Miasma
| Item
| 10
| 1/5/10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| solid baconstone necklace
| Accessory
| 10
| Always
|
| 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| bat hat
| Hat
| 9
| Always
|
| 75 Mox
| Yes
| +5% Items from Monsters
|
| clingfilm trousers
| Pants
| 9
| Always
|
| 60 Mox
| No
| Part of the Roy Orbison Disguise
|
| flowing hippy skirt
| Pants
| 9
| Always
|
| 75 Mox
| Yes
| +15 Damage to Stench Spells
|
| Nickel Gamma of Frugality
| Accessory
| 9
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Yellow Moon of Compassion
| Accessory
| 9
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Green Clover of Justice
| Accessory
| 8
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| solid baconstone earring
| Accessory
| 8
| Always
|
| 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| star staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 8
| Always
|
| 67 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Zinc Delta of Tranquility
| Accessory
| 8
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| 5-Alarm Saucepan
| Weapon (1H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
|
- S' Epic Weapon
- Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
- Bonus for Ss only
|
| Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
| Accessory
| 7
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Ancient Saucehelm
| Hat
| 7
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| Bonus for Ss only
|
| asbestos staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 35 Mus
| Yes
| Moxie +5
|
| ASCII shirt
| Shirt
| 7
| Always
|
| 30 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| big bad voodoo mask
| Hat
| 7
| Always
|
| 65 Mox
| Yes
| Spell Damage +15
|
| Blue Diamond of Honesty
| Accessory
| 7
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Bugfinder Blade
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 75 Mus
| No
|
- All Attributes +7
- Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|
| chrome staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 40 Mus
| Yes
| +3 Extra Rollover Adventures
|
| Colander of Em-er'il
| Hat
| 7
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| Bonus for Ps only
|
| eXtreme meat staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| hairy staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| linoleum staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
| Spell Damage +7
|
| Lockenstock™ sandals
| Accessory
| 7
| Always
|
| 65 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| meatspout staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Pasta of Peril
| Weapon (1H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| pirate fledges
| Accessory
| 7
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| smoldering staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 7
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Star Garb
| Outfit
| 7
| Always
|
| 75 Mys, 75 Mox
| Yes
| All Attributes +7
|
| arrrgyle socks
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| 20 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| chintzy accordion pin
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
- Moxie +12
- Bonus for ATs only
- May not equip more than one
|
| chintzy turtle brooch
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
- Muscle +12
- Bonus for TTs only
- May not equip more than one
|
| duct tape dockers
| Pants
| 6
| Always
|
| 82 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| gnatwing earring
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| 30 Mys
| Yes
| Combat Initiative +15%
|
| lead pipe
| Weapon (1H)
| 6
| Always
|
| 72 Mus
| Yes
| Muscle +6
|
| Lead Zeta of Chastity
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Purple Horseshoe of Honor
| Accessory
| 6
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| asbestos sword
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
| Muscle +7
|
| baconstone ring
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| badass belt
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
| Yes
| All Attributes +5
|
| Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| 22 Mox
| Yes
| All Attributes +5
|
| bobble-hip hula elf doll
| Off-Hand Item
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| bow staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mus
| No
|
|
| chrome helmet turtle
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| 45 Mox
| Yes
| All Attributes +5
|
| coconut bikini top
| Shirt
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| demonskin jacket
| Shirt
| 5
| Always
|
| 25 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
| +5 Damage to Hot Spells
|
| easter egg balloon
| Off-Hand Item
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mys
| Yes
| All Attributes +5
|
| enchanted eyepatch
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| 2 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| eXtreme scarf
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mox
| Yes
| Part of the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear
|
| floral print shirt
| Shirt
| 5
| Always
|
| 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| giant cheesestick
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
| +11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
|
| Good Karma
| Adventure
| 5
| 10 turns
|
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from Oh No, Hobo.
|
| indie comic hipster glasses
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +5
|
| keg shield
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 5
| Always
|
| 70 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Kentucky-fried meat staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 20 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| liar's pants
| Pants
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| magic lamp
| Off-Hand Item
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Mr. Accessory Jr.
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| Mystic Pickleness
| Item
| 5
| 5 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| outrageous sombrero
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| phat turquoise bracelet
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 20 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Red Balloon of Valor
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| rib of the Bonerdagon
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 25 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| shiny hood ornament
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 80 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| Spicy Mouth
| Item
| 5
| 5 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Spirit Precipice
| Weapon (2H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 45 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Staff of the Short Order Cook
| Weapon (1H)
| 5
| Always
|
| 15 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| star shirt
| Shirt
| 5
| Always
|
| 67 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
| All Attributes +5
|
| superhero mask
| Hat
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- All Attributes +5
- Cannot equip in Hardcore
|
| Tingly Wrists
| Item
| 5
| 3-5 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
| Randomly obtained from phonics down.
|
| tiny plastic Jarlsberg
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| tiny plastic Susie
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +5
|
| Uranium Omega of Temperance
| Accessory
| 5
| Always
|
| 85 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| wad of Crovacite
| Off-Hand Item
| 5
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| yakskin buckler
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 5
| Always
|
| 30 Mus
| Yes
| Damage Reduction: +5
|
| baconstone pendant
| Accessory
| 4
| Always
|
| 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
| Spell Damage +10
|
| eXtreme nose ring
| Accessory
| 4
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| All Attributes +4
|
| "Humorous" T-shirt
| Shirt
| 4
| Always
|
| 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| No
|
|
| KoL Con IV Pole
| Off-Hand Item
| 4
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| savory staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 4
| Always
|
| 25 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| soylent staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 4
| Always
|
| 35 Mus
| Yes
| Spell Damage +10
|
| basic meat foon
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| Spell Damage +3
|
| bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
| Hat
| 3
| Always
|
| 12 Mys
| Yes
|
|
| bubblewrap staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
| Muscle +2
|
| Bugbear Costume
| Outfit
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| Spell Damage +3
|
| cardboard staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
| Melee Damage +3
|
| Choker of the Ultragoth
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Spooky Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Cloaca-Cola fatigues
| Pants
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| Part of the Cloaca-Cola Uniform
|
| clown wig
| Hat
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mox
| Yes
| Spell Damage +3
|
| cornuthaum
| Hat
| 3
| Always
|
| 27 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| dense meat staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
| Pants
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| Part of the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform
|
| filthy corduroys
| Pants
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| filthy hippy poncho
| Shirt
| 3
| Always
|
| 5 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| flypaper staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 25 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| foon of fearfulness
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| +8 Damage to Spooky Spells
|
| foon of fleshiness
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| +8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
|
| foon of foulness
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| +8 Damage to Stench Spells
|
| foon of frigidity
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| +8 Damage to Cold Spells
|
| foon of fulmination
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| +8 Damage to Hot Spells
|
| frilly shirt
| Shirt
| 3
| Always
|
| Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| gnauga hide buckler
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 3
| Always
|
| 30 Mus Moxie moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| Gnollish autoplunger
| Weapon (3H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| goat beard
| Hat
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of Green
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of Lavender
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of Orange
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of Pink
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of White
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Heart of Yellow
| Item
| 3
| 10 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Hennaliciousness
| Item
| 3
| 5 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from henna tattoo.
|
| Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Cold Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Ice-Cold Beer Ring
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Cold Damage
- May not equip more than one
|
| incredibly creepy marionette
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
| No
|
|
| marionette
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
| No
|
|
| marionette collective
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| 40 Mys
| No
|
|
| Mr. Balloon
| Off-Hand Item
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| All Attributes +3
|
| Mudflap-Girl Necklace
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Mudflap-Girl Ring
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
|
| party hat
| Hat
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure (Festival of Jarlsberg only)
|
| Pendant of Fire
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Hot Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| poutine pole
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 12 Mus
| Yes
| +3 Sleaze Damage
|
| Putrid Pendant
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Damage to Stench Spells
- May not equip more than one
|
| Ring of Fire
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
- All Attributes +3
- +40 Hot Damage
- May not equip more than one
|
| Ring of the Sewer Snake
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
|
| Senior LAAAAME merit badge
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +3
|
| severed rocking horse head
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| No
| All Attributes +3
|
| shiny ring
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| Yes
| All Attributes +3
|
| squeaky staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 22 Mus
| Yes
| Monster Level +6
|
| starchy staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 5 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| styrofoam staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
| Monster Level +3
|
| Talisman o' Nam
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 25 Mys
| Yes
|
- All Attributes +3
- Required to access The Palindome
- May not equip more than one
|
| The Ring
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| 60 Mys
| No
|
|
| tiny plastic Bonerdagon
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| tiny plastic Boris
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
| Accessory
| 3
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| wiffle-flail
| Weapon (2H)
| 3
| Always
|
| 22 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| baconstone bracelet
| Accessory
| 2
| Always
|
| 10 Mys
| No
|
- -1 MP to use Skills
- Discontinued item (may be replaced without notice)
- May not equip more than one
|
| baconstone earring
| Accessory
| 2
| Always
|
| 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC
| Yes
|
|
| bubble bauble bow
| Weapon (2H)
| 2
| Always
|
| 25 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| bubblewrap crossbow
| Weapon (2H)
| 2
| Always
|
| 15 Mox
| Yes
| Moxie +3
|
| chef's hat
| Hat
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure
|
| Dolphin King's crown
| Hat
| 2
| Always
|
| 2 Mox
| Yes
| All Attributes +2
|
| dripping meat staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 2
| Always
|
| 10 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| drywall axe
| Weapon (2H)
| 2 and 3%
| Always
|
| 60 Mus
| Yes
|
- All Attributes +2
- All Attributes +3%
|
| foon
| Off-Hand Item
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| glistening staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 2
| Always
|
| 15 Mus
| Yes
| +3 Sleaze Damage
|
| Knob Goblin Uberpants
| Pants
| 2
| Always
|
| 7 Mox
| Yes
| All Attributes +2
|
| Pasta Oneness
| P Non-combat Skill
| 2
| 5 turns
| 1 MP
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from Manicotti Meditation
|
| pixel hat
| Hat
| 2
| Always
|
| 10 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| reinforced furry underpants
| Accessory
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| +2 Sleaze Damage
|
| skeletortoise
| Hat
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| spooky staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 2
| Always
|
| 2 Mus
| Yes
| +2 Spooky Damage
|
| star buckler
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 2
| Always
|
| 67 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| tiny plastic pastamancer
| Accessory
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Muscle +1
|
| tiny plastic sauceror
| Accessory
| 2
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Moxie +1
|
| white hat hacker T-shirt
| Shirt
| 2
| Always
|
| 17 Mus, Torso Awaregness
| Yes
|
|
| anniversary chutney sculpture
| Off-Hand Item
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| anniversary concrete fedora
| Hat
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| basic meat fez
| Hat
| 1
| Always
|
| 7 Mox
| Yes
| Moxie +2
|
| basic meat staff
| Weapon (2H)
| 1
| Always
|
| 5 Mus
| Yes
|
|
| bottlecap turtle
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| 12 Mys
| Yes
| Maximum MP +3
|
| bucket of anniversary lard
| Weapon (1H)
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| Cloaca-Cola shield
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| consolation ribbon
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| Dyspepsi-Cola shield
| Off-Hand Item (Shield)
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Far Out
| Item
| 1
| 5 turns
| Item Loss
| None
| Yes
| Obtained from patchouli incense stick.
|
| jar of anniversary jam
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| Junior LAAAAME merit badge
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| Mr. Shirt
| Shirt
| 1
| Always
|
| Torso Awaregness
| No
|
- All Attributes +1
- Normally unobtainable
|
| off-hand balloon
| Off-Hand Item
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| pat-a-cake pendant
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
| Regenerate 1 MP per Adventure (sometimes)
|
| Saucemastery
| S Non-combat Skill
| 1
| 5 turns
| 1 MP
| None
| Yes
|
|
| second-hand knockoff engagement ring
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
- A custom item given to Mr Magnifico
- All Attributes +1
- May not equip more than one
|
| spandex anniversary shorts
| Pants
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| string of blue beads
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| tiny plastic accordion thief
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Moxie +2
|
| tiny plastic Scream Queen
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| tiny plastic turtle tamer
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| Muscle +2
|
| tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo
| Accessory
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
| All Attributes +1
|
| voodoo doll
| Off-Hand Item
| 1
| Always
|
| None
| No
|
|
| foolscap fool's cap
| Hat
| -2
| Always
|
| 5 Mox
| Yes
| Moxie +2
|
| Hardly Poisoned at All
| Item/ Adventure
| -3 and -10%
| 5/10 turns
| Item Loss/ N/A
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Orcish baseball cap
| Hat
| -3
| Always
|
| 15 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| Orcish cargo shorts
| Pants
| -3
| Always
|
| 15 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| A Little Bit Poisoned
| Adventure
| -5 and -30%
| 10 turns
| Item Loss/ N/A
| None
| Yes
|
- All Attributes -30%
- All Attributes -5
- Obtained from whitesnake.
|
| Chronologically Pummeled
| Adventure
| -5
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
|
|
| Minioned
| Adventure
| -5
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
|
|
| Somewhat Poisoned
| Adventure
| -7 and -50%
| 10 turns
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| Really Quite Poisoned
| Adventure
| -9 and -70%
| 5/10 turns
|
| None
| Yes
|
|
| giant discarded bottlecap
| Hat
| -10
| Always
|
| 62 Mox
| Yes
|
|
| Majorly Poisoned
| Adventure/Cellar
| -11 and -90%
| 5/10 turns
|
| None
| No
|
|
| Duhhh
| Adventure
| -20
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
| Obtained at Degrassi Knoll
|
| Your #1 Problem
| Adventure
| -20
| 10 turns
|
| Bad Moon
| No
|
|
Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Mysticality by a percentage of your base Mysticality.