Mutant saguaro

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Mutant saguaro
Monster ID 727
Locations Appears about every 30 adventures on Halloween XX
Hit Points Scales with player stats
Attack Scales with player stats
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum plant
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, trunk
beholed bedsheet, invisible bag, witch hat
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
mutant saguaro You're fighting a mutant saguaro

This looks like some kind of desert-based Ent, but it's actually just a saguaro that's been mutated from prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation. Some sort of vaguely glowing venom seems to drip from its spines.

You know, I've always thought, "cacti are jerks, but at least they're not ambulatory. I mean, you have to fall on them to get hurt by them." Just goes to show that the universe hates me.

Hit Message(s):

It picks up a prickly pear and lobs it at you, smacking you upside the head. Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!

It spikes you in the <arm>. You feel vaguely like the punch at a prom.Ugh! Oof! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!

It stomps on you with a spiky foot. Thank goodness it wasn't a spiky yard. Oof! Oof! Ow! Argh! Ow! Argh!

It grazes you with a dozen quills, quelling your attempts to dodge. Argh! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It wheels its arms around and leans in every direction, then falls to the ground. It'd be hilarious, except it fell right on top of you. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to spike you in the <ear>, but you dodge.

It scratches you with its quills, but it manages to hit a spot that had been itching all day. Aaaahhh.

It lobs a prickly pear at you, but throws short. It should have picked a peppier prickly pear.

It tries to stomp on you with a spiky foot, but loses its balance and has to grow another arm to steady itself.

Fumble Message:

It wheels its arms around comically and falls heavily to the ground. See, that's why cacti shouldn't walk around. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Holysheet.gifYou acquire an item: beholed bedsheet
Blank.gifYou acquire an item: invisible bag
Witchhat.gifYou acquire an item: witch hat
You gain some <substat>.


  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)


  • The critical hit and fumble messages refer to the typical attacks of Cactuar from the Final Fantasy series.