Mutant gila monster
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- For the familiar, see the page Mutant Gila Monster.
 You're fighting a mutant gila monsterOkay, now this is just over the top. You've got this giant lizard with razor-sharp claws, a venomous, super-strong bite, and the word 'monster' right in the name. And now it's been mutated by prolonged exposure to Grimacite radiation, making it ten times its original size! I won't blame you if you run away screaming.
Hit Message(s):
It bites you in the <knee> with one head and the <knee> with the other head. Two-headed pain, all floating in glass. Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
It spits poison in your <knee>. Ow! Can it do that? I mean, isn't that against the rules or something? Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Eek!
It smashes its spiky tail into your sensitive flesh. Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
It stomps right on your toe. It's not a clever or imaginative attack, but it'll do the trick. Oof! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
It bites you with both mouths and whips you with both tails. Let's see -- carry the one, divide by pi -- yup, that's about four times the pain. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to smash you with a tail, but can't figure out which brain works which tail.
It spits poison at you, but you unskinnily bop out of the way.
It tries to bite you, but can't decide which head to use.
It tries to stomp on you, but you stomp out of the way.
Fumble Message:
It gets into an argument with itself about which head gets to eat you when you're dead. You tap your foot and wait for it to finish.
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Occurs at random locations during Halloween XX.
Notes
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
References
- This monster may be a reference to The Giant Gila Monster, a horror movie involving a giant mutant gila monster.
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