Mutant Gila Monster

Mutant Gila Monster
This lizard don't lounge it's a cold-blooded killer all bite and no bark.

Ability: Restores HP and MP; attacks opponents for physical damage and does ongoing poison damage.

Hatchling: mutant gila monster egg mutant gila monster egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Jawmaster 2000™‎ Jawmaster 2000™

The Cake-Shaped Arena	Ultimate Cage Match	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek	Scavenger Hunt
	Mutant Gila MonsterMutant Gila MonsterMutant Gila Monster			Mutant Gila Monster

• Regular messages:

  <Name> latches its powerful jaws onto him and begins pumpin' in the venom while dealing X damage.

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> slowly crawls up to you and licks your wounds with his flickering forked tongue.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

    <Name> rolls one reptilian eye under the Tam O'Shanter.

  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

    <Name> does the Gila Monster Mash around the Maypole.

  • With wax lips equipped:

    <Name> chews thoughtfully on the Wax Lips.

Arena Message

• When entered in a scavenger hunt:

  Gila monsters suck at scavenger hunts because their vision is based on movement. You know, like tyrannosaurs and prostitutes.

Notes

• If the gila monster has bitten an opponent, in subsequent rounds the opponent will suffer additional damage, with the message

  Your opponent writhes as he takes X damage from the poison.

References

• The gila monster's weakness is a clear reference to Michael Crichton's work Jurassic Park, citing the fact that tyrannosaurs base their vision on movement.
• The prostitute's vision is a reference to a similar scene in Family Guy, which is a double reference to the original work of Jurassic Park.
• The maypole message plays on Bobby "Boris" Picket's novelty song Monster Mash.
• The first line of the haiku is an obvious reference to the term "lounge lizards", referring to tacky lounge musicians.

See Also

• HP Restorers
• MP Restorers

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