Muscle Modifiers
Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that affects your Muscle and their availability in Hardcore. Ultra Rares, rare Tiny Plastics, and other difficult-to-obtain items are considered unattainable, due to the very low chance of getting them.
To see various maximum levels of Muscle, see Maximizing Your Muscle.
Absolute Increases
Absolute Muscle increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a fixed amount.
Source | Source Type | Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | HC Available | Notes |
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'Roids of the Rhinoceros | Item | 100 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from bottle of rhinoceros hormones. |
Animal Exploiter | Adventure | 40 | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Bananas! | Item | 40 | 5-15 turns or 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Boletus Swoletus | Item | 40 | 10, 40, or 80 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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The Power of LOV | Effect | 40 | 40 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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BOOsted | Effect | 30 | 50 turns | Item Loss | No | Obtained from BOOterfinger. | |
Electrolit Up | Effect | 30 | 5 turns | Item Loss | Yes | Obtained from Mer-kin saltmint. | |
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | Accessory | 30 | 45 Mys | Yes | Combat Initiative -30% | ||
Standard Issue Bravery | Effect | 30 | 20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Wintergreen Warmongery | Item | 30 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Obtained from wintergreen-flavored potato chips. |
Bastille Budgeteer | Item | 25 | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Frog In Your Throat | Item | 25 | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from Frogade. |
old school Mafia knickerbockers | Pants | 25 | 35 Mox | No |
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Woad Warrior | Item | 25 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from pygmy pygment |
wreath of laurels | Hat | 25 | 85 Mox | Yes |
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Industrial Strength Starch | Item | 20 | 20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Mafia bow tie | Accessory | 20 | 35 Mys | No |
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Mafia stogie | Accessory | 20 | 35 Mys | No | |||
Mafia violin case | Weapon (1H) | 20 | 35 Mus | No | |||
Minioned | Adventure | 20 | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Radio Free Foil | Weapon (2H) | 20 | 60 Mus | No |
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Savage Beast Inside | Item | 20 | 10 turns | Item Loss | Must be Oxygenarian, if HC | Yes | Obtained from jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade |
Truly Gritty | Item | 20 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Hammer of Smiting | Weapon (1H) | 16 | 15 Mus | Yes |
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Abdominal Muscles | [Passive Skill | 15 | Gelatinous Noob | Yes | |||
Antique Arms And Armor | Outfit | 15 | 85 Mus | Yes | |||
arse-shooting crossbow | Weapon (2H) | 15 | 65 Mox | No |
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Barbecue Saucy | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 15 | 15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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battered hubcap | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 15 | 65 Mus | Yes |
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belt of Ogrekind | Accessory | 15 | 40 Mus | Yes |
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cast-iron legacy paddle | Weapon (2H) | 15 | 80 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +10 | ||
Cat-Herding Prod | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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cursed cutlass | Weapon (1H) | 15 | 85 Mus | No | Part of the Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume | ||
dark hamethyst ring | Accessory | 15 | 47 Mus | Yes | Critical Hits Deal Extra Damage | ||
defective Golden Mr. Accessory | Accessory | 15 | None | Yes |
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exclusive ultra-rare item | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | Hat | 15 | None | Yes | |||
fuzzy bracelets | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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Golden Mr. Accessory | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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headhunter necktie | Accessory | 15 | 65 Mys | Yes |
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mesh cap | Hat | 15 | 50 Mox | Yes | |||
Mr. Accessory | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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Ms. Accessory | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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Oily Flavor | Effect | 15 | 10 turns | Item Loss, 4 spleen | Level 4 | Yes |
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pristine walrus tusk | Weapon (1H) | 15 | Always | 60 Mus | No |
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Radio KoL Keychain | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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rainbow pearl earring | Accessory | 15 | 200 Mys | No |
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rainbow pearl necklace | Accessory | 15 | 200 Mys | No |
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rainbow pearl ring | Accessory | 15 | 200 Mys | No |
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Shot in the Arse | Effect | 15 | 40 turns | None | No |
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sparkly engagement ring | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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The Smile of Mr. A. | Buff | 15 | 40 turns | None | No | All Attributes +15 | |
Xlyinia's notebook | Accessory | 15 | None | No |
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ye olde golde frontes | Accessory | 15 | 5 Mox | Yes |
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chintzy seal pendant | Accessory | 12 | 45 Mus | Yes | |||
chintzy turtle brooch | Accessory | 12 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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Elmley shades | Accessory | 12 | 75 Mys | Yes |
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filigreed hamethyst ring | Accessory | 12 | 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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Bigger Bugfinder Blade | Weapon (2H) | 11 | 85 Mus | No |
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Chelonian Morningstar | Weapon (1H) | 11 | 15 Mus | Yes |
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Claw of the Infernal Seal | Accessory | 11 | 45 Mus | Yes |
*This enchantment works even when this item is not equipped.
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Copper Alpha of Sincerity | Accessory | 11 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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Elder Turtle Shell | Hat | 11 | 15 Mus | Yes |
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eleven-gallon hat | Hat | 11 | Avatar of West of Loathing | Yes |
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elevenderizing hammer | Weapon (1H) | 11 | 11 Mus | No |
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elevennis shoes | Accessory | 11 | 11 Mys | No | |||
Fuzzy busby | Hat | 11 | 50 Mus | Yes |
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Order of the Silver Wossname | Accessory | 11 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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Pink Heart of Spirit | Accessory | 11 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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Scalp of Gorgolok | Hat | 11 | 15 Mus | Yes |
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aerogel akubra | Hat | 10 | No |
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All Revved Up | Skill | 10 | Varies | Avatar of Sneaky Pete | No |
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Anytwo Five Elevenis? | Effect | 10 | 30 | None | Yes |
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barrel beryl choker | Accessory | 10 | 30 Mys | Yes |
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bellhop's hat | Hat | 10 | 35 Mox | Yes | Helps you blend in at the Ice Hotel | ||
Biceps | Weapon (1H) | 10 | 10 Mus | Yes |
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Bjorn's Hammer | Passive Skill | 10 | Gelatinous Noob | Yes |
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blackberry combat boots | Accessory | 10 | 75 Mus | Yes |
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black greaves | Pants | 10 | 65 Mox | Yes |
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Browbeaten | Accessory | 10 | 25 turns | Item Loss | Yes |
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Boris's ring | Accessory | 10 | 25 Mys | Yes | |||
bugbear-smiting sword | Weapon (2H) | 10 | 60 Mus | No |
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catskin buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10 | 75 Mus | Yes |
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Crown of the Goblin King | Hat | 10 | 20 Mox | Yes | |||
denim axe | Weapon (2H) | 10 | 70 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +10 | ||
Employee of the Month | Buff | 10 | 20 | 4 MP | None | No |
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filigreed hamethyst necklace | Accessory | 10 | 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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Hagg-ard | Booze | 10 | 20 turns | Item Loss, 2 Drunk | Level 2 | Yes |
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Iron Beta of Industry | Accessory | 10 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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optimal spreadsheet | Off-Hand Item | 10 | None | No |
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Orange Star of Sacrifice | Accessory | 10 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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polyalloy shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10 | 55 Mus | No |
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Pork Power | Item | 10 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Obtained from an bacon bath ball or myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball |
Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith | AT Buff Skill | 10 | 5-15 turns | 5 MP | None | Yes | Maximum HP +20 |
Radio Free Jersey | Shirt | 10 | Torso Awaregness | No |
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Radio KoL Coffee Mug | Container | 10 | None | No |
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Rainy Soul Miasma | Item | 10 | 1/5/10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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ring of gain strength | Accessory | 10 | 25 Mys | Yes | |||
snailmail coif | Hat | 10 | 67 Mox Turtle Tamer class, if in HC |
Yes | Damage Reduction: +8 | ||
Voluminous Radio Sneakers | Accessory | 10 | 60 Mys | No |
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catskin cap | Hat | 9 | 75 Mox | Yes | Maximum HP +40 | ||
Nickel Gamma of Frugality | Accessory | 9 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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rusty chain necklace | Accessory | 9 | 75 Mys | Yes | Maximum HP +25 | ||
Yellow Moon of Compassion | Accessory | 9 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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black cowboy hat | Hat | 8 | 67 Mox | Yes | Weapon Damage +8 | ||
eight-gallon hat | Hat | 8 | Avatar of West of Loathing | Yes |
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filigreed hamethyst earring | Accessory | 8 | 40 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes | 3x Critical Hit Chance | ||
Green Clover of Justice | Accessory | 8 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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star sword | Weapon (2H) | 8 | 67 Mus | Yes | |||
Zinc Delta of Tranquility | Accessory | 8 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | Accessory | 7 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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asbestos sword | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 45 Mus | Yes | Mysticality +5 | ||
barskin cloak | Back Item | 7 | 75 Mys | Yes | |||
black belt | Accessory | 7 | 60 Mys | Yes |
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blackberry galoshes | Accessory | 7 | 75 Mus | Yes |
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Blue Diamond of Honesty | Accessory | 7 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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Bugfinder Blade | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 75 Mus | No |
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chrome sword | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 35 Mus | Yes | +3 Extra Rollover Adventures | ||
centurion helmet | Hat | 7 | 35 Mox | No |
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eXtreme meat sword | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 15 Mus | Yes | |||
Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform | Outfit | 7 | 15 Mus, 15 Mox | Yes | Allows shopping in the Laboratory | ||
linoleum sword | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 40 Mus | Yes | Spell Damage +7 | ||
Mace of the Tortoise | Weapon (1H) | 7 | 10 Mus | Yes |
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pig-iron helm | Hat | 7 | 30 Mox, Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC | Yes |
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pirate fledges | Accessory | 7 | 60 Mys | Yes |
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pygmy spear | Weapon (1H) | 7 | 67 Mus | Yes | |||
shuddersword | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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Spirit Precipice | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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Star Garb | Outfit | 7 | 75 Mys, 75 Mox | Yes | All Attributes +7 | ||
sword behind inappropriate prepositions | Weapon (2H) | 7 | 45 Mus | Yes | +5 Extra Rollover Adventures | ||
1337 7r0uZ0RZ | Pants | 6 | 40 Mox | Yes | |||
Black Armaments | Outfit | 6 | 65 Mus, 65 Mox | Yes | |||
chintzy disco ball pendant | Accessory | 6 | 45 Mox | Yes | |||
chintzy noodle ring | Accessory | 6 | 45 Mys | Yes |
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duct tape dockers | Pants | 6 | 82 Mox | Yes |
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oversized pipe | Weapon (1H) | 6 | 72 Mus | Yes | Mysticality +6 | ||
Lead Zeta of Chastity | Accessory | 6 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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manly bloomers | Pants | 6 | 12 Mox Pickpocket class if HC |
Yes | Moxie -3 | ||
Purple Horseshoe of Honor | Accessory | 6 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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slime-covered necklace | Accessory | 6 | 200 Mys | Yes |
All Attributes +6 | ||
snake shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 6 | 42 Mus | Yes |
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Spiky Hair | Item | 6 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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asbestos crossbow | Weapon (2H) | 5 | 40 Mox | Yes | Moxie +7 | ||
astronaut pants | Pants | 5 | 72 Mox | No |
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badass belt | Accessory | 5 | 35 Mys | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | Hat | 5 | 22 Mox | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
beach glass necklace | Accessory | 5 | 20 Mys | Yes | |||
beaver spear | Weapon (1H) | 5 | 47 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +10 | ||
black shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 5 | 65 Mus | Yes |
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Blessing of the War Snapper | Effect | 5 | Intrinsic | 15 MP | Turtle Tamer | Yes | Weapon Damage +5 |
bobble-hip hula elf doll | Off-Hand Item | 5 | 5 Mys | No |
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Bonerdagon necklace | Accessory | 5 | 25 Mys | Yes |
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bowler | Hat | 5 | 35 Mox | No | Part of the Bow Tux | ||
Bubble, Bubble | Item | 5 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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buffalo blade | Weapon (2H) | 5 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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chrome helmet turtle | Hat | 5 | 45 Mox | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
crying statue earrings | Accessory | 5 | None | Yes |
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Disdain of the War Snapper | Effect | 5 | 10 turns | 15 MP | Yes | Weapon Damage +5 | |
easter egg balloon | Off-Hand Item | 5 | 35 Mys | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
Extra Backbone | Effect | 5 | 15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Faboooo | Effect | 5 | 20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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funny paper hat | Hat | 5 | None | No | All Attributes +5 | ||
giant clay ashtray | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 5 | None | Yes |
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giant motorcycle boots | Accessory | 5 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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gingham blouse | Shirt | 5 | 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | |||
gnoll-tooth necklace | Accessory | 5 | 10 Mys | Yes | |||
Gonna Get You, Sucker | Item | 5 | 10 turns | None | None | No |
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Great S-Cape | Back Item | 5 | None | No |
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hamethyst ring | Accessory | 5 | 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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hippo skin buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 5 | 30 Mus | Yes | Damage Reduction: +5 | ||
hot cross bow | Weapon (2H) | 5 | 45 Mox | Yes |
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indie comic hipster glasses | Hat | 5 | None | No | All Attributes +5 | ||
Kentucky-fried meat sword | Weapon (2H) | 5 | 20 Mus | Yes | |||
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | Weapon (1H) | 5 | 10 Mus | Yes | |||
liar's pants | Pants | 5 | None | No |
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misfit hobby horse | Off-Hand Item | 5 | None | No | +5 Stench Damage | ||
Misty Cloak | Back Item | 5 | 75 Mus | Yes |
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Mr. Accessory Jr. | Accessory | 5 | None | No |
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outrageous sombrero | Hat | 5 | None | No |
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oyster egg balloon | Off-Hand Item | 5 | 35 Mys | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
Peppermint Bite | Item | 5 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Requires the Summon Crimbo Candy skill |
pixel shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 5 | 10 Mus | Yes | Damage Reduction: +3 | ||
Pumped Up | Adventure | 5 | 10 turns | None | Yes | Obtained from Ennui is Wasted on the Young. | |
Red Balloon of Valor | Accessory | 5 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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rhinestone cowboy shirt | Shirt | 5 | 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | |||
rib of the Bonerdagon | Weapon (2H) | 5 | 25 Mus | Yes |
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severed flipper | Weapon (1H) | 5 | 25 Mus | Yes |
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Superhero Reboots | Accessory | 5 | Comic-Con 2012 code | None | No |
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turtlemail coif | Hat | 5 | 25 Mox | Yes | Damage Reduction: +4 | ||
shiny hood ornament | Accessory | 5 | 80 Mys | Yes |
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space trooper helmet | Hat | 5 | None | No |
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star shirt | Shirt | 5 | 67 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | All Attributes +5 | ||
star stiletto | Weapon (1H) | 5 | 52 Mus | Yes | |||
superhero mask | Hat | 5 | None | No |
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Tamarind Torment | Item | 5 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Tingly Biceps | Item | 5 | 3-5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Randomly obtained from phonics down. |
tiny plastic Boris | Accessory | 5 | None | No |
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tiny plastic Susie | Accessory | 5 | 5 Mys | No | All Attributes +5 | ||
Uranium Omega of Temperance | Accessory | 5 | 85 Mys | Yes |
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wad of Crovacite | Off-Hand Item | 5 | None | No |
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webbed comic mask | Hat | 5 | None | No |
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wrench bracelet | Accessory | 5 | 75 Mys | Yes | Weapon Damage +9 | ||
bowl of petunias | Off-hand item | 4 | 44 Mys | Yes |
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eXtreme nose ring | Accessory | 4 | 10 Mys | Yes | All Attributes +4 | ||
hamethyst necklace | Accessory | 4 | 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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"Humorous" T-shirt | Shirt | 4 | 35 Mus, Torso Awaregness | No |
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KoL Con IV Pole | Off-Hand Item | 4 | 10 Mys | No |
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ocarina of space | Weapon (2H) | 4 | 45 Mox | Yes |
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ridiculously huge sword | Weapon (3H) | 4 | 55 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +12 | ||
savory sword | Weapon (1H) | 4 | 25 Mus | Yes | |||
Super Magic Power Sword X | Weapon (1H) | 4 | 35 Mus | Yes |
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wolf mask | Hat | 4 | 60 Mox | Yes |
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Barney's rake | Weapon (2H) | 3 | None | Yes |
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basic meat spork | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 7 Mys | Yes | Weapon Damage +3 | ||
batskin belt | Accessory | 3 | Yes | All Attributes +3 | |||
Boss Bat bling | Accessory | 3 | 17 Mys | Yes | Moxie +3 | ||
bubblewrap sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 15 Mus | Yes | Moxie +2 | ||
cardboard box turtle | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 3 | 20 Mus | Yes | Damage Reduction: +4 | ||
cardboard sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 15 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +3 | ||
Corruption of Wretched Wally | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Choker of the Ultragoth | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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cyborg doll | Off-Hand Item | 3 | 40 Mys | No | |||
dense meat sword | Weapon (2H) | 3 | 15 Mus | Yes | |||
elephant stinger | Weapon (2H) | 3 | 22 Mus | Yes | 50% chance of poisoning opponent | ||
flaming cardboard sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 20 Mus | Yes |
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Frost™ brand sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 20 Mus | Yes |
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gnauga hide buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 3 | 30 Mus Moxie moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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hamethyst bracelet | Accessory | 3 | 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes |
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hamethyst earring | Accessory | 3 | 10 Mys Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes | 3x Critical Hit Chance | ||
Heart of Green | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Heart of Lavender | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Heart of Orange | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Heart of Pink | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Heart of White | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Heart of Yellow | Item | 3 | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Junior Adventurer's merit badge | Accessory | 3 | None | No |
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killer rag doll | Off-Hand Item | 3 | 40 Mys | No | |||
Knob Goblin elite helm | Hat | 3 | 15 Mox | Yes | Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform | ||
Knob Goblin elite shirt | Shirt | 3 | 2 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | |||
leather mask | Hat | 3 | 15 Mox | Yes | Moxie -3 | ||
Mad at Science | Adventure | 3 | 5 turns | None | Yes | Obtained from Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist. | |
meat cowboy hat | Hat | 3 | 5 Mox | Yes | |||
meatloaf helmet | Hat | 3 | 12 Mox | Yes | Weapon Damage +1 | ||
meaty helmet turtle | Hat | 3 | 20 Mox | Yes | |||
Mr. Balloon | Off-Hand Item | 3 | None | Yes | All Attributes +3 | ||
Mudflap-Girl Necklace | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Mudflap-Girl Ring | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Orcish baseball cap | Hat | 3 | 15 Mox | Yes |
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Orcish cargo shorts | Pants | 3 | 15 Mox | Yes |
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painted shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 3 | 45 Mus | Yes |
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Pendant of Fire | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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pestoblade | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 10 Mus | Yes | +3 Stench Damage | ||
Putrid Pendant | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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rag doll | Off-Hand Item | 3 | 40 Mys | No | |||
Ring of Fire | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Ring of the Sewer Snake | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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Senior LAAAAME merit badge | Accessory | 3 | None | No | All Attributes +3 | ||
severed rocking horse head | Accessory | 3 | 10 Mys | No | All Attributes +3 | ||
shiny ring | Accessory | 3 | 10 Mys | Yes | All Attributes +3 | ||
soggy wofl t-shirt | Shirt | 3 | 7 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | |||
starchy sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 5 Mus | Yes | |||
styrofoam sword | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 15 Mus | Yes | Monster Level +3 | ||
sword of static | Weapon (1H) | 3 | 22 Mus | Yes |
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Talisman o' Namsilat | Accessory | 3 | 25 Mys | Yes |
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tattered paper crown | Hat | 3 | 15 Mus | No | |||
The Ring | Accessory | 3 | 60 Mys | No |
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tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | Accessory | 3 | None | No | |||
tiny plastic Jarlsberg | Accessory | 3 | None | No |
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | Accessory | 3 | None | No | |||
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | Accessory | 3 | None | No |
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tiny plastic strand of DNA | Accessory | 3 | Item Loss | None | No | All Attributes +3 | |
white belt | Accessory | 3 | 5 Mys | Yes |
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wooden axe | Weapon (2H) | 3 | 15 Mus Mysticality moon sign, if in HC |
Yes | |||
wumpus-hair sweater | Shirt | 3 | 40 Mus Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC |
Yes | |||
barskin buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 2 | None | Yes | Damage Reduction: +1 | ||
bubblewrap staff | Weapon (2H) | 2 | 15 Mus | Yes | Mysticality +3 | ||
Dolphin King's crown | Hat | 2 | 2 Mox | Yes | All Attributes +2 | ||
dripping meat sword | Weapon (1H) | 2 | 10 Mus | Yes | |||
drywall axe | Weapon (2H) | 2 and 3% | 60 Mus | Yes |
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blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | Shirt | 2 | 7 Mox | Yes |
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Knob Goblin Uberpants | Pants | 2 | 7 Mox | Yes | All Attributes +2 | ||
muculent machete | Weapon (1H) | 2 | 15 Mus | Yes | +5% Meat from Monsters | ||
pimpin' meat hat | Hat | 2 | 12 Mox | Yes | Moxie +2 | ||
pixel hat | Hat | 2 | 10 Mox | Yes |
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Seal Clubbing Frenzy | SC Non-combat Skill | 2 | 5 turns | 1 MP | None | Yes | |
spork | Weapon (1H) | 2 | None | Yes | |||
star buckler | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 2 | 67 Mus | Yes |
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Steroid Boost | Item | 2 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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tiny plastic seal clubber | Accessory | 2 | None | No | Moxie +1 | ||
tiny plastic turtle tamer | Accessory | 2 | None | No | Mysticality +1 | ||
white hat hacker T-shirt | Shirt | 2 | 17 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes |
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white snakeskin duster | Shirt | 2 | 7 Mus, Torso Awaregness | Yes | Maximum HP +10 | ||
white sword | Weapon (1H) | 2 | 5 Mus | Yes | |||
wiffle-flail | Weapon (2H) | 2 | 22 Mus | Yes |
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anniversary balsa wood socks | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
anniversary burlap belt | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
anniversary chutney sculpture | Off-Hand Item | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
anniversary concrete fedora | Hat | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
anniversary safety glass vest | Shirt | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
anniversary pewter cape | Back Item | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
barskin hat | Hat | 1 | 12 Mox | Yes | |||
barskin loincloth | Pants | 1 | None | Yes | |||
basic meat helmet | Hat | 1 | 5 Mox | Yes | |||
basic meat sword | Weapon (2H) | 1 | 5 Mus | Yes | |||
box turtle | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 1 | 10 Mus | Yes | Damage Reduction: +3 | ||
bucket of anniversary lard | Weapon (1H) | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
consolation ribbon | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
elven socks | Accessory | 1 | None | No | Slight Cold Resistance | ||
jar of anniversary jam | Accessory | 1 | None | Yes | All Attributes +1 | ||
Junior LAAAAME merit badge | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
Knob Goblin pants | Pants | 1 | None | Yes | |||
Knob Goblin scimitar | Weapon (1H) | 1 | None | Yes | |||
Mr. Shirt | Shirt | 1 | Torso Awaregness | No |
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off-hand balloon | Off-Hand Item | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
patent leather shoes | Accessory | 1 | None | No | Slight Hot Resistance | ||
Patience of the Tortoise | TT Non-combat Skill | 1 | 5 turns | 1 MP | None | Yes | Maximum HP +4 |
samurai turtle helmet | Hat | 1 | None | Yes | Weapon Damage +2 | ||
second-hand knockoff engagement ring | Accessory | 1 | None | No |
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spandex anniversary shorts | Pants | 1 | None | No |
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Standard Cheer | Effect | 1 | 20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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string of red beads | Accessory | 1 | None | Yes | |||
stick-on eyebrow piercing | Accessory | 1 | None | Yes | Can block attacks, but eventually breaks | ||
tiny plastic disco bandit | Accessory | 1 | None | No | Moxie +2 | ||
tiny plastic pastamancer | Accessory | 1 | None | No | Mysticality +2 | ||
tiny plastic Scream Queen | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | Accessory | 1 | None | No | All Attributes +1 | ||
viking helmet | Hat | 1 | None | Yes | |||
Bloody Hand | Item | -1 | 3 turns | None | Yes | Obtained from seal tooth. | |
Sunburned | Adventure | -2 | 3 turns | None | Yes |
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draggin' ball hat | Hat | -3 | 35 Mox | Yes |
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Hardly Poisoned at All | Item/ Adventure |
-3 and -10% | 5/10 turns | Item Loss/ N/A |
None | Yes |
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Missing Fingers | Item/ Adventure |
-3 | 3 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from Knob Goblin firecracker. |
Wussiness | Item | -3 | 3/5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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leather chaps | Pants | -4 | 65 Mox | Yes |
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Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison | Adventure | -5 | Intrinsic | None | Yes |
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A Little Bit Poisoned | Adventure | -5 and -30% | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Axe Wound | Adventure | -5 | 10 turns | None | Yes | Obtained from lumberjack supervisor, lumberjill, and lumberjuan. | |
Chronologically Pummeled | Adventure | -5 | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Enhanced Archaeologist | Adventure | -5 | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Gnawed-Off Arm | Adventure | -5 | 5 turns | None | No | Obtained from Coyote Ugly (Arm Loss). | |
Mystic Pickleness | Item | -5 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Spicy Limeness | Item | -5 | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Somewhat Poisoned | Adventure | -7 and -50% | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Really Quite Poisoned | Adventures | -9 and -70% | 5/10 turns | None | Yes |
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Gothy | Item | -10 | 10/20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Grilled | Adventure | -10 | 5 turns | None | Yes | Obtained from 7-Foot Dwarf Foreman. | |
stone baseball cap | Hat | -10 | 82 Mox | Yes |
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Majorly Poisoned | Adventure/Cellar | -11 and -90% | 5/10 | None | Yes |
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Your #1 Problem | Adventure | -20 | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Bruised | Adventure | -100 | 1 turn | None | Yes |
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Percentage Increases
Percentage increases will increase (or decrease) your Muscle by a percentage of your base Muscle.
Source | Source Type | Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | HC Available | Notes |
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Rumpel-pumped | Item | 400% | 5 turns | Item Loss | Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC | Yes |
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Puissant Pressure | Item | 300% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Obtained from pressurized potion of puissance |
A Contender | Food | 200% | 40 turns | Item Loss, 2 full | Rock Lobster familiar, if in HC | Yes | Obtained from rocky road ice cream. |
Incredibly Hulking | Item | 200% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Juiced Out | Item | 200% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Adrenaline Rush | Item | 100% | 50 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Army of One | Item | 100% | 50 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Obtained from Ultrasoldier Serum |
Crotchety, Pining | Item | 100% | 100 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Obtained from handful of Crotchety Pine needles |
Fitter, Happier | Effect | 100% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Gr8tness | Item | 100% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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lead pipe | Weapon (1H) | 100% | Yes |
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Memory of Strength | Item | 100% | 1 turn | Item Loss | Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC | Yes | Obtained by using a memory of a CA base pair during combat |
Mighty Shout | Skill | 100% | 1 turn | Variable MP | Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC | Yes | Only available when adventuring in the Jungles of Ancient Loathing |
Phorcefullness | Item | 100% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from philter of phorce. |
Prince of Seaside Town | Effect | 100% | 30 turns | Adventure | None | No |
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Purity of Spirit | Item | 100% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Trivia Master | Item | 100% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Watched Over | Effect | 100% | 100 turns | None | 20 Myst | No |
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Macho Profundo | Item | 60% | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Amorphous Cheer | Food | 50% | 10/20 turns | Item Loss, 2 Full | Level 7 | No |
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dented scepter | Weapon (1H) | 50% | 10 Mus | Yes |
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Brimstone Bludgeon | Weapon (1H) | 50% | 30 Mus | Yes |
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Brimstone Bunker | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 50% | 30 Mus | Yes |
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Ham-Fisted | Item | 50% | 5-50 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Headstrong | Food | 50% | 50 turns | Item loss, 2 fullness | Level 6 | ? |
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In Vino Vires | Booze | 50% | 20 turns | Item Loss, 3 Drunk | Level 5 | No |
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It Didn't Kill You | Adventure | 50% | 20 turns | 5 hobo nickels | None | No | Obtained from hobo market |
Pasty | Food | 50% | 10 turns |
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Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC | Yes | Obtained by eating protein paste |
Pride of the Vampire | Effect | 50% | 30 turns | Adventure | None | No |
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Seriously Mutated | Item | 50% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from Extra-potent gremlin mutagen |
Shamed & Manipulated | Adventure | 50% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Snobby | Effect | 50% | 3 turns | 85 Mox | No |
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The Rage | Adventure | 50% | 10 turns | None | Bad Moon | No |
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Tomato Power | Item | 50% | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Yuletide Industry | Food | 50% | 20 turns | Item Loss, 3 Full | Level 5 | No |
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Electrician's hardhat | Hat | 40% | 85 Mus | Yes |
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Wal-Mart snowglobe | Off-Hand Item | 40% | 50 Mus | Yes |
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Ack! Barred! | Adventure | 30% | 20 turns | 3 Adventures | Llama Lama familiar, if HC | Yes | Obtained from Path of the Roach |
Cold Blooded | Item | 30% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Hot Blooded | Item | 30% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Frosty's nailbat | Weapon (2H) | 30% | 200 Mus | No |
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plexiglass pikestaff | Weapon (2H) | 30% | 75 Mus | Yes |
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plexiglass pith helmet | Hat | 30% | 75 Mox | Yes |
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Rainbow Bright | Item | 30% | 10 turns |
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Level 7 | Yes |
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Sugar Smacks | Item | 30% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Sometimes obtained from an elven suicide capsule |
V for Vivala mask | Accessory | 30% | None | No |
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Weather, Man | Item | 30% | 20 turns | Item Loss | Llama Lama familiar, if HC | Yes |
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Zombo's shoulder blade | Weapon (2H) | 30% | 200 Mus | No |
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Bonelording | Effect | 25% | 20 turns | Adventure (if no free rest available) | None | Yes |
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Extreme Muscle Relaxation | Item | 25% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Hella Tough | The Styx Pixie | 25% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Mutated | Item | 25% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Strength of Ten Ettins | Item | 25% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from Dungeons of Doom potion. |
sugar shorts | Pants | 25% | None | Yes |
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Chester's muscle shirt | Shirt | 20% | 200 Mus | No |
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Fastbreaker | Item | 20% | 20 turns | Item Loss | None | No | Sometimes obtained from vitachoconutriment capsule |
Flower Power | Food/Booze | 20% | 3 turns | 3 Full/ 1 Drunk |
None | Yes |
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Frosty's old silk hat | Hat | 20% | 200 Mus | No |
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hardened slime hat | Hat | 20% | 200 Mox | No | |||
Hodgman's bow tie | Accessory | 20% | 200 Mys | No |
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Hodgman's imaginary hamster | Off-Hand Item | 20% | 200 Mys | No |
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Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | Pants | 20% | 200 Mox | No |
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Hodgman's porkpie hat | Hat | 20% | 200 Mox | No |
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Hodgman's whackin' stick | Weapon (1H) | 20% | 200 Mus | No |
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Hopped Up on Goofballs | Item | 20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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In the Limelight | Item | 20% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Ringing Ears | Item | 20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | Green Pixie familiar, if in HC | Yes |
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Stenchtastic | Item | 20% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged | Item | 20% | 5 turns | Moxie moon sign, if in HC | Yes |
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Uncle Hobo's epic beard | Accessory | 20% | 200 Mys | No |
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Zombo's skullcap | Hat | 20% | 200 Mus | No |
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Zombo's shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 20% | 200 Mus | No |
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card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 15% | Yes |
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fancy black tie | Accessory | 15% | 35 Mys | Yes | |||
Go Get 'Em, Tiger! | Item | 15% | 3 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from Ben-Gal™ Balm |
haiku katana | Weapon (1H) | 15% | None | No |
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lawn dart | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 200 Mus | No |
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Nano-juiced | Effect | 15% | 20 turns | Baby Sandworm familiar, if in HC | Yes | Obtained by choosing The Metal in Painful, Circuitous Logic | |
old school flying disc | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 15% | 200 Mus | No |
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ornamental sextant | Accessory | 15% | 85 Mys | Yes |
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papier-mâchéte | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 5 papier-mâché globs | 20 mus | Yes |
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papier-mâchine gun | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 6 papier-mâché globs | 20 Mox | Yes |
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sea chaps | Pants | 15% | 85 Mox | Yes |
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shooting morning star | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 1 metal meteoroid | None | Yes |
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stainless steel shillelagh | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 30 Mus | Yes |
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stainless steel skullcap | Hat | 15% | 30 Mox | Yes |
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Supafly | Item | 15% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged | Item | 15% | 5 turns | Moxie moon sign, if in HC | Yes |
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Uncle Hobo's highest bough | Weapon (1H) | 15% | 200 Mus | No | |||
Annual Ascot | Accessory | 12% | None | No | All Attributes +12% | ||
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | Off-Hand Item | 12% | None | No | |||
Arse-a'fire | Item | 10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from arse-a'fire elixir. |
Aspect of the Twinklefairy | Item | 10% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Favored by Lyle | Item | 10% | 10 turns |
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Level 3 | Yes |
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Football Eyes | Item | 10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Can-Can skirt | Pants | 10% | 15 Mox | Yes | |||
cane-mail pants | Pants | 10% | None | Yes |
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Carol of the Bones | Food | 10% | 10/20 turns |
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Level 7 | No | Obtained from skull-shaped Crimboween cookie. |
corncob pipe | Accessory | 10% | 200 Mys | No |
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Cybernetic Muscles | Familiar | 10% | 1+ turns | None | Yes | Obtained from a Crimbo P.R.E.S.S.I.E. | |
Egg-stra Arm | Item | 10% | 20 turns |
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None | Yes |
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Elvish | Location | 10% | 20 turns | Complete Mysterious Island Arena mini-quest | Yes |
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Enraged | Clan purchase | 10% | 5-15 turns | 400-900 Meat/Member | None | No | No benefit if in Hardcore or Ronin |
Fishy Fortification | Item | 10% | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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fireman's helmet | Hat | 10% | 500 FDKOL commendations | 60 Mus | No |
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Fury of the Bells | Food | 10% | 10/20 turns | 2 Full | Level 7 | No | Obtained from bell-shaped Crimbo cookie. |
Juju Mojo Mask | Accessory | 10% | None | No |
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letterman's jacket | Shirt | 10% | 200 Mus | No |
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moist sailor's cap | Hat | 10% | 85 Mox | No |
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Muscularrr | Item | 10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from pirate brochure, which may not be available for purchase during an ascension |
New, Improved | Adventure | 10% | 20 turns | 3 Adventures | Llama Lama familiar, if HC | Yes |
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non-stick pugil stick | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 85 Mus | No |
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Pokëmann figurine: Frank | Accessory | 10% | None | No |
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Rage of the Reindeer | SC Non-combat Skill | 10% | 10 turns | 10 MP | None | Yes | Weapon Damage +10 |
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | Item | 10% | 20 combat turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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sea mantle | Back Item | 10% | 85 Muscle | Yes |
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skate board | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 85 Mus | No |
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Spirit of Alph | Adventure | 10% | 5 turns | Item Loss | Green Pixie familiar, if in HC | Yes | Obtained in The Stately Pleasure Dome |
spongy shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10% | 95 Mus | No |
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Spooky Demeanor | Item | 10% | 10 turns |
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Level 6 | Yes |
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Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority | AT Buff Skill | 10% | 5-15 turns | 30 MP | None | Yes | All Attributes +10% |
Super-Mega-Charged | Item | 10% | 5 turns | Moxie moon sign, if in HC | Yes |
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teflon shield | Off-Hand Item (Shield) | 10% | 85 Mus | No |
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Underworld truncheon | Weapon (2H) | 10% | 150 Mus | No |
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Vitamin-Maxed | Item | 10% | 10 turns |
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None | Yes |
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You Know What's Up | Item | 10% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | No |
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You Know When to Walk Away | Item | 10% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | No |
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You Know Where to Go | Item | 10% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | No |
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You Know Who to Call | Item | 10% | 1 turn | Item Loss | None | No |
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Yuletide Mutations | Item | 10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Antsy in your Pantsy | Food/Item | 5% | 5/10 turns | 1 Full/Item Loss | Mysticality moon sign, if in HC | Yes |
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Arabian Knighthood | Familiar | 5% | 1+ turns | None | Yes | Obtained from Sweet Nutcracker. | |
battered old top-hat | Hat | 5% | 200 Mox | No | Maximum HP +500 | ||
brand new key | Weapon (1H) | 5% | 85 Mus | No | Weapon Damage +20 | ||
card sleeve | Off-Hand Item | 5% | Yes |
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crumpled felt fedora | Hat | 5% | 200 Mox | No | +10 to Familiar Weight | ||
Dwarven Hardiness | Food | 5% | 5 turns | 3 Full | None | Yes | Obtained from dwarf bread. |
dead guy's memento | Accessory | 5% | 200 Mys | No |
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Festive Radiation | Food/Booze | 5% | 10 turns | Item Loss; 3 Drunk or 1 Full | None | No |
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fish scimitar | Weapon (1H) | 5% | 85 Mus | Yes | Weapon Damage +10% | ||
ganger bandana | Hat | 5% | 85 Mox | Yes | Weapon Damage +15% | ||
hockey stick of furious angry rage | Accessory | 5% | 35 Mys | No |
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honeybritches | Pants | 5% | 72 Mox | Yes |
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lucky bottlecap | Accessory | 5% | 200 Mys | No |
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Sugar Rush | Item | 5% | 1-15 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Super-Charged | Item | 5% | 5 turns | Moxie moon sign, if in HC | Yes |
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Tuesday's ruby | Off-Hand Item | 5% | 45 Mys | Yes |
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velcro broadsword | Weapon (1H) | 5% | 85 Mus | No |
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Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | Off-Hand Item | 4% | None | No | All Attributes +4% | ||
drywall axe | Weapon (2H) | 3% and 2 | 60 Mus | Yes |
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Juiced Up | Effect | -5% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Batigue | Adventure | -10% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No | Obtained in the Beanbat Chamber | |
Duct Out of Water | Effect | -10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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First Eye Blind | Item | -10% | 5 turns | Access to a Crimbo Tree, if in HC | Yes |
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Goofball Withdrawal | Item | -10% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Hardly Poisoned at All | Item/ Adventure |
-10% and -3 | 5/10 turns | Item Loss/ N/A |
None | Yes |
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Heavy Petting | Item | -10% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Quivering with Rage | Skill | -10% | 5 turns | 15 MP | None | Yes |
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Tetanus | Adventure | -10% | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Brimstone Beret | Hat | -20% | 30 Mox | Yes | |||
Brimstone Bracelet | Accessory | -20% | 30 Mys | Yes |
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Cupshotten | Adventure | -20% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Maid Disservice | Adventure | -20% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Moon June Spooned | Item | -20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | Green Pixie familiar, if in HC | Yes |
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Soul-Crushing Headache | Item | -20% | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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A Little Bit Poisoned | Adventure | -30% and -5 | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Apathy | Item/ Adventure |
-30% | 5/10 turns | Item Loss/ N/A |
None | Yes |
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silent beret | Hat | -30% | None | No |
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Sleepy | Item | -30% | 1/5/20 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Barking Dogs | Adventure | -50% | 5 turns | Level 11 | No |
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Beaten Up | Item/ Adventure |
-50% | 1/3/4/10 turns | None | Yes | All Attributes -50% | |
Dang Near Cut In Half | Adventure | -50% | 5 turns | Bad Moon | No | Obtained in The Spooky Forest | |
Drummed Out | Adventure | -50% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Hornswaggled | Adventure | -50% | 10 turns | Bad Moon | No |
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Somewhat Poisoned | Adventure | -50% and -7 | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Turned Into a Skeleton | Adventure | -50% | 5 turns | None | Yes |
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Hernia! | Item | -70% | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes | Obtained from mafia aria. |
Really Quite Poisoned | Adventures | -70% and -9 | 5/10 turns | None | Yes |
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Majorly Poisoned | Adventure/Cellar | -90% and -11 | 5/10 | None | Yes |
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Juiced | Item | -100% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Juiced Newton | Item | -100% | 30 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Variable Increases
Variable increases will increase (or decrease) your muscle by a varying amount. The basis of the change is listed under "notes".
Source | Source Type |
Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | HC Available |
Notes |
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Annual Ascot | Accessory | Varies | None | No | Given to artists of the 2010 Calendar of Loathing | ||
Antihangover | Effect | Varies | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Broken Heart | Effect | Varies | 5 turns | Item Loss | Libram of Love Songs, if HC | Yes |
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Crown of Thrones | Hat | Varies | None | No |
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depleted Grimacite shinguards | Pants | Varies | 35 Mox | No |
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depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | Accessory | Varies | 25 Mys | No |
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Experimental Effect G-9 | Effect | Varies | 40 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | Off-Hand Item | Varies | None | No |
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Gregarious Gregorian Smock | Shirt | Varies | None | No | Given to artists of the 2011 Calendar of Loathing | ||
Grimacite gasmask | Hat | Varies | 40 Mox | No |
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Grimacite gauntlets | Accessory | Varies | 15 Mys | No |
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Grimacite glaive | Weapon (2H) | Varies | 47 Mus | No |
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Grimacite gorget | Accessory | Varies | 17 Mys | No |
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Having a Ball! | Effect | Varies | 20 turns | None | No |
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Jekyllin hide belt | Accessory | Varies | None | No |
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Leapin' Trousers | Pants | Varies | None | No | Given to artists of the 2012 Calendar of Loathing | ||
Lycanthropy, Eh? | Adventure | Varies | 10 turns | None | Yes | ||
Mallowed Out | Food | Varies | 3 turns | Item Loss 1 Full |
None | Yes |
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Meaty and Cheesy | Food | Varies | 10 turns | Item Loss 1 Full |
None | Yes |
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Mild Lycanthropy | Adventure | Varies | 10 turns | None | Yes | ||
Moonthril Flamberge | Weapon (2H) | Varies | 40 Mus | No |
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Moonthril Greaves | Pants | Varies | 40 Mox | No |
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Mr. Eh? | Accessory | Varies | None | No |
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Periodical Paintbrush | Weapon (1H) | Varies | None | No | |||
Seasonal Beret | Hat | Varies | 35 Mys | No |
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Solstice Shield | Off-hand item | Varies | None | No |
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Starry-Eyed | Location | Varies | 10 turns | None | Yes |
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Sweet Heart | Effect | Varies | 5 turns | Item Loss | Libram of Love Songs, if HC | Yes |
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Talisman of Baio | Accessory | Varies | None | No |
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Temporary Lycanthropy | Item | Varies | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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The Fire Inside | Effect | Varies | 10 turns | Item Loss | None | No |
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Uncertain | Item | Varies | 5/10 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes |
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Tied To Another Stat
Muscle modifiers tied to another stat will cause your Muscle to change in relation to another stat.
Source | Source Type | Incr | Duration | Cost | Prereq | HC Available | Notes |
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Phairly Balanced | Item | = Highest Stat | 5 turns | Item Loss | None | Yes * Only for KOLHS |
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Expert Oiliness | Item | = Mys | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | Yes |
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Slippery Oiliness | Item | = Mox | 5-15 turns | Item Loss | Yes |
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Elbow Macaroni | Other | = Base Mys | Always | 100 MP | Must be a Pastamancer | Yes |
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Dressing Up | |
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