Multi Czar's butt
|Multi Czar's butt|
|Locations||April Fools' Day#2011|
A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. Eek! Ouch! Ooh!
It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
It winks at you. Ugh. Argh! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ow! Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: Atomic Comic|
|You gain 20? <substat>.|
Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.