Multi Czar's butt

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Multi Czar's butt
Monster ID unknown
Locations April Fools' Day#2011
Hit Points 52
Attack 69
Defense 76
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
Atomic Comic
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Multi Czar's butt You're fighting Multi Czar's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Hit Message(s):

It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. Ugh! Ugh! Oof!

It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

It winks at you. Ugh. Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

Fumble Message:

It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Czarcomic.gifYou acquire an item: Atomic Comic
You gain 20? <substat>.

Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.