Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher

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Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher
Monster ID 1424
Locations Chemistry Class
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 100
Meat unknown
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
chlorine crystal, ph balancer, mysterious chemical residue, nugget of sodium
Manuel bubblin' chemistry solution
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher You're fighting Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher

This lady is one of the cool chemistry teachers who catches the class's interest by doing insane stunts with different chemicals. She does that never-ending foam thing, and freezing a rose and smashing it with a hammer, and even mixing diet cola and mints to make a diet cola cannon.

She's way cooler than some chemistry teachers who, oh, I don't know, don't let you make up a test you missed on an excused absence, giving you the only C of your high school career.

Take that, Mr. Fenderson!

Hit Message(s):

She blows some lye in your face. I won't prevaricate; it hurts on a base level. Ow!

She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, blinding you with the flash of light. Ugh!

She demonstrates how corrosive stomach acid is by spraying you with some. Ouch!

She throws sodium shavings at you, then sprays you with water. It burns! Ow! (hot damage)

She throws some flaming grease at you. You try to put it out with water, proving you haven't been paying attention in class. Oof! (hot damage)

She freezes your <bung> in liquid nitrogen and hits it with a hammer. Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

She demonstrates how a simple bunsen burner hooked up to a pressurized tank of propane can be a very effective impromptu flamethrower. Ugh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

She blows lye at you, but you counter with an acid.

She lights a strip of magnesium on a bunsen burner, but you know better than to look straight at it.

She sprays stomach acid at you, but you hide behind a shield made of chewing gum.

She throws sodium shavings at you, but you don't know squat about sodium.

She throws some flaming grease at you, but you put it out with baking soda, proving you've been paying attention in class.

She tries to freeze your <leg> in liquid nitrogen, but you keep yourself unfrozen.

Fumble Message:

She gets a letter from her doctor that says she has a terminal illness, so she takes some time off to make some money to support her family, doing some "chemistry" on the side. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain some Meat.
Chloride.gifYou acquire an item: chlorine crystal
Blooddrops.gifYou acquire an item: ph balancer
Residue.gifYou acquire an item: mysterious chemical residue
Sodium small.gifYou acquire an item: nugget of sodium

Occurs at Chemistry Class, semi-rarely.

References

  • The fumble message is the establishing plot of the first episode of the TV series Breaking Bad.