Mr. Store

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Mr. Store is a high-class store in Market Square. Mr. Shopkeeper doesn't deal in such piffling currency as Meat; instead shoppers trade in Mr. Accessories to buy things. In addition to the regular offerings, there is a Special of the Month which changes monthly.

Hi there. I'm Mr. Shopkeeper, and this is Mr. Store. Here, you can trade Mr. Accessories for other groovy stuff.

[edit] Items Sold

Item:		Cost
	Ms. Accessory	1 Mr. Accessory
	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1 Mr. Accessory
July's Monthly Special:
	little box of fireworks (Lets your familiar play with fireworks before, during, and after combat.)	1 Mr. Accessory
	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome (has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Baby Gravy Fairy)	2 Mr. Accessories
	unemployed hunchbacked minion (has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball)	2 Mr. Accessories
	custom avatar form (Only sold on the first week of each month.)	5 Mr. Accessories
	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form (entitles the bearer (or somebody else) to a Custom Title.) BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!	1 Mr. Accessory
	Golden Mr. Accessory (nontradable)	5 Mr. Accessories

[edit] Previous Offerings

	2004	2005	2006	2007	2008
January		orphan baby yeti orphan baby yeti	Tome of Snowcone Summoning Tome of Snowcone Summoning	Great Ball of Frozen Fire Great Ball of Frozen Fire	Libram of Divine Favors Libram of Divine Favors
February		silk garter snake silk garter snake	iceberglet iceberglet	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	Naughty origami kit naughty origami kit
March		lucky Tam O'Shanter lucky Tam O'Shanter	March hat March hat	dandy lion cub dandy lion cub	Sane hatrack sane hatrack
April		April 1st only emo roe emo roe personal raindrop personal raindrop	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	bad penguin egg bad penguin egg	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
May		miniature gravy-covered maypole miniature gravy-covered maypole	homeless hobo spirit homeless hobo spirit	Mayflower bouquet Mayflower bouquet	Packet of mayfly bait packet of mayfly bait
June		deflated inflatable dodecapede deflated inflatable dodecapede	astral badger astral badger	bottled green pixie bottled green pixie	llama lama cria llama lama cria
July		wax lips wax lips	jewel-eyed wizard hat jewel-eyed wizard hat	bottle-rocket crossbow bottle-rocket crossbow
August		pygmy bugbear shaman pygmy bugbear shaman	Comma Chameleon egg Comma Chameleon egg	wizard action figure wizard action figure
September		Jekyllin hide belt Jekyllin hide belt	Travoltan trousers Travoltan trousers	Navel ring of navel gazing navel ring of navel gazing
October	Dark Jill-O-Lantern Dark Jill-O-Lantern	doppelshifter egg doppelshifter egg	plastic pumpkin bucket plastic pumpkin bucket	Class five ecto-larva class five ecto-larva
November	hand turkey outline hand turkey outline	miniscule temporal rip miniscule temporal rip	pilgrim shield pilgrim shield	V for Vivala mask V for Vivala mask
December	crimbo elfling crimbo elfling	sweet nutcracker sweet nutcracker	Yuletide troll chrysalis yuletide troll chrysalis	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (hatchling) Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.

[edit] Regular Offerings (Now Retired) - 2 Mr. Accessories

Yearly familiars are replaced each year on October 6th, with the exception of the jitterbug larva and nervous tick egg, which were replaced on the 8th.

	Volleyball/Leprechaun combo	Leprechaun/Fairy combo
2006-2007	nervous tick egg nervous tick egg	jitterbug larva jitterbug larva
2005-2006	unwound cymbal-playing monkey unwound cymbal-playing monkey	calm attention-deficit demon calm attention-deficit demon
2004-2005	Cheshire Bitten Cheshire Bitten	coffee sprite coffee sprite

[edit] Notes

• Possessing a Mr. Store item, familiar, or book at rollover causes an account to have its "nodelete" flag set. The message, "This account will not be deleted from inactivity" is then displayed at the bottom of the account menu.
• While in Hardcore, players who have one or more Mr. Accessories in Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage may pull them out of storage in order to spend them in Mr. Store. They can not be equipped in Hardcore.
• While in Hardcore, players can place Mr. Store familiars into their Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium and put books into their Mystical Bookshelf. However, trying to equip a Mr. Store item while in Hardcore results in the following message:

You can't equip your <item name> while in Hardcore mode.

• On each anniversary of Mr. Store, both the Blood-Faced Volleyball/Leprechaun-type hatchling and the Leprechaun/Fairy-type hatchling are replaced with new, but functionally identical familiars.
• On January 31st, 2007, Jick released the February Item-of-the-Month early. This resulted in both January's and February's items being available for one day.
• Prior to the implementation of Your Mystical Bookshelf, when used, the Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, and Libram of Candy Heart Summoning each granted skills that were automatically marked as Hardcore Permanent (HP). As such, these skills would be retained through all ascensions, with the exception of Bad Moon. Under the Bad Moon sign these skills remained listed in the account's character page, but could not be accessed from the skills menu.

[edit] References

• In the Mel Brooks Film Spaceballs, the bridge of Dark Helmet's SpaceBall One had all of the important systems (Radar, Coffee, Rental) labeled as "Mr." (System), which is itself a reference to the brand Mr. Coffee.