Mr. Alarm

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Mr. Alarm

Looking around the Cobb's Knob Laboratory, you spot a human at a sink, cleaning beakers. You step up behind him and tap him on the shoulder, and he turns around. "Oh, another human! Can I help you with something? I'm Mr. Alarm, Mr. Alan Alarm."

"Did you once work for Dr. Awkward?"

He flinches, and his eye starts to twitch. "How did you know that? Did he send you?"

"No no, I'm trying to find a way to penetrate his ineptitude field. He dropped his diary when I tried to fight him before, and it mentioned you, so I thought you might be able to help me." You hand him the diary, and he flips through it with interest.

"Aha! He's made notes of some of his formulas... All right. I'll tell you what -- it's impossible to get a good meal in this place; I don't trust those goblins' sausages one bit. I'll work on a counter-charm, and trade it to you for a bowl of wet stunt nut stew."

"...Wet stunt nut stew?"

"Yes, it's my grandmother's recipe. You cook a bird rib in lion oil, then stew in some stunt nuts. God, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. I'll get to work on the charm; I should be finished by the time you get back."

Occurs at the Laboratory.