Morlock's Mark Bourbon
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Morlock's Mark Bourbon
This is a morlock of bourbon made by morlocks in the deep caverns of the morlock. It has a delicate bouqet of morlock, with an after-morlock of morlock. Morlock.
Type: booze
Level required: 4
Selling Price: 100 Meat.( In-game plural: jugs of Morlock's Mark Bourbon) Obtained From
- Mt. Molehill
- Morlock or Lesslock
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (300 Meat)
When Consumed
 Morlock's Mark Bourbon
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| You morlock the Morlock's Mark Bourbon. It morlocks down your throat like a joke that never, ever gets old.
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| You gain 4 Drunkenness.
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References
- The replacement of random words with "morlock" is probably a reference to The Smurfs.
- The over-use of "Morlock" may be a reference to the South Park episode "Starvin' Marvin in Space", which has the Marklar race, for whom all nouns are "Marklar".
- Morlock refers to the subterranean sub-race of humans from H.G. Wells's novel The Time Machine.
- The item name is a parody of Maker's Mark bourbon.
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