A Monster Modifier alters the way a monster looks or behaves. They were introduced with the One Crazy Random Summer path, but can also be encountered outside the path by using items that have the effect of giving +Random Monster Modifiers.
Modifiers that adjust a monster's stats take effect before adjustments for Monster Level.
|Name prefix||Image variation||Notes|
|1337||none||Name is spelt in leet speak, e.g. "paper towelgeist" becomes "p4p3r 70w31g3157"|
|American||American flag overlay||All hit sound effects changed to jingoistic phrases such as "AMERICA!" "LAND OF THE FREE!" "EAGLE!" "HOME OF THE BRAVE!" "INCOME INEQUALITY!" "SYSTEMIC RACISM!" "MOM!" "APPLE PIE!"|
|Annoying||none|| Sometimes prevents you from doing anything: "He makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard, stopping you in your tracks."|
Sometimes prevents your familiar from acting: "It makes the most annoying noise you've ever heard. %familiarname winces."
Block rate starts very high, but decreases as combat continues.
|Australian||Upside down||All hit sound effects replaced with Australian exclamations such as "JUMBUCK!" "G'DAY!" "TUCKERBAG!" "OY!" "CRIKEY!" "BILLABONG!"|
|Broke||none||Sets base meat drop to 8-12. Can apply even if the monster's normal meat drop is 0, so such a monster will actually drop more meat when broke.|
|Cartwheeling||Image rolls||Sometimes avoids attacks and attack-like skills: "It cartwheels out of the way of your attack."|
|Clingy||none||After defeating the monster, you will immediately fight it again. Escaping combat by not defeating the monster will prevent you from fighting it a second time. Uncopyable monsters will not receive this modifier.|
|Cloned||Two images (one on top of the other)||Attacks twice. Single monsters are treated as group size 2. All stats are doubled.|
|Cloud-based||Image replaced with Somebody else's butt||none|
|Clowning||Replaced with image of a clown||Drops 2-3 clown-themed items (acid-squirting flower, big red clown nose, bloody clown pants, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, long skinny balloon) with a roughly equal probability of any particular item|
|Cursed||none|| Curses you on its first turn: "It drags a finger down your cheek and whispers "randomer..."
This modifier does not occur for monsters with 2 or more modifiers.
|Dancin'||Image skews sideways||+50% defense|
|Disguised||Replaced by random outfit image||none|
|Drunk||Drunk sparkles||Drops 2-3 "good" or lower quality drinks with a potency of 3 or less. May rarely drop "awesome" quality drinks (e.g. flask of port) or cocktails with flies in them (gift items).|
|Electrified||Electric arcs|| Deals damage equal to 20% of your maximum HP, and returns MP equal to the same amount every round it acts: : "A bolt of lightning arcs from your foe to you."
|Filthy||Surrounded by flies||Does additional stench damage every round it acts: "Ugh. It smells awful."|
|Floating||Hovers up and down||+50% defense|
|Foul-mouthed||Animated with grawlixes||Does additional sleaze damage every round it acts: "<He> swears like a sailor."|
|Fragile||none||Has just 1 HP|
|Fratty||Boozles||Drops 2-3 items from the Orcish Frat House (deodorant, frilly skirt, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold fotie, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts) with a roughly equal probability of any particular item|
|Frozen||Encased in a block of ice|| Cold-aligned, cannot attack.|
|Generous||none||Increased item drop rate (probably +100%)|
|Ghostly||Faded image||Physical damage reduced by 90%|
|Haunted||Flashing bed sheet ghost in the background||Does additional spooky damage every round it acts: "<She> looks at you, and your heart seizes up with fear."|
|Hilarious||Image replaced with image of salad||Combat messages replace "salad" for other words. Anatomical Injuries will refer to salad-themed 'organs' like "garlic crouton".|
|Hopping-mad||Hops from side to side||Always hits no matter how high your Moxie is, like a Gremlin|
|Hot||None||Does additional hot damage every round it acts: "Waves of unbearable heat radiate from <it>, roasting you where you stand."|
|Huge||Huge||All stats doubled|
|Ice-cold||Image is blue||Monster is cold-aligned|
|Jittery||Jiggles||Always wins initiative|
|Lazy||Sideways||Sometimes doesn't attack: "He is too lazy to attack you."|
|Left-handed||Flipped horizontally||Attack and defense swapped|
|Narcissistic||none||Occasionally skips attack with message "It pulls out a mirror and admires its reflection for a while."|
|Negaverse||Black and white reversed in picture block or outline thicker and gray depending on browser.||This modifier does not occur for monsters with 2 or more modifiers.|
|Obscene||Big "CENSORED" label over the image||None|
|Optimal||None||Combat does not take an adventure. Does not occur outside of the One Crazy Random Summer challenge path.|
|Phase-shifting||Transparency fades in and out|| Blocks skills sometimes: "<He> blinks out of existence before you can use that skill." |
Blocks attacks sometimes: "<He> blinks out of existence before your attack can connect." Does not block combat items.
|Pixellated||Pixellated|| Drops 3-5 pixels (40% white, 15% red, 15% blue, 15% green, 15% black)|
Hit sound effects replaced with BLEEP!, BEEP!, or BOOP!.
|Quacking||Has "quacking" over it||All hit sound effects replaced with QUACK!, all monster messages replaced with Quack!|
|Red-hot||Red||Monster is hot-aligned|
|Restless||Moves all over the page|| Sometimes dodges attacks: "<He> quickly moves out of the way of your attack."|
Sometimes blocks skills: "<He> moves out of the way before you can use that skill."
|Shaky||Image shakes rapidly||Attacks 3 times every round|
|Short||Short||Attack halved, Defense doubled|
|Skinny||Skinny||Attack and Defense are both halved|
|Shy||Briefly pops up from the bottom of the screen||None|
|Sleazy||Pink-ish purple-ish||Monster is sleaze-aligned|
|Solid gold||Sparkling||Sets base meat drop to 800-1200, overrides Broke|
|Spooky||Gray||Monster is spooky-aligned|
|Stingy||none||Reduced item drop rate (probably -50%)|
|Stinky||Green||Monster is stench-aligned|
|Throbbing||Pulsates (small to big)||Double HP|
|Ticking||none|| Counts down to an explosion which will deal 1 million damage. If you somehow manage to survive this, you will still lose. If you return to combat after losing, you will then instantly win. (Stupid complicated game.) Does not count down while stunned.|
|Tie-dyed||Has color gradient||Drops 2-3 hippy items (beach glass bead, carob chunks, clay peace-sign bead, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy corduroys, hemp string, herbs, patchouli incense stick, phat turquoise bead, reodorant, tambourine bells, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix, wad of tofu) with a roughly equal probability of any particular item.|
|Tiny||A little dot||All stats set at 10% of normal before applying bonus Monster Level|
|Turgid||None||HP is multiplied by 5|
|Twirling||Image spins||Monster randomly misses with the message "He is too dizzy to successfully attack you."|
|Unlucky||None||Attack, Defense, and HP set to 13. Overrides all other stat modifying modifiers.|
|Unstoppable||None||Immune to stuns and staggers|
|Untouchable||None||Damage from all sources is capped at 5.|
|Wet||Underwater overlay (similar to Heavy Rains water level)||Does additional cold damage every round it acts: "He splashes you with water. It's cold!"|
|Yuletide||Green and red||Drops 3-5 Crimbo consumables (candy cane, eggnog, fruitcake, gingerbread bugbear) with a roughly equal probability of any particular item|
|One Crazy Random Summer||Path||Just being in the path|
|Curse of Randomness||Effect||From monsters with the cursed modifier (10 turns), or using Powdered dice (100 turns)|
|dice belt buckle||Accessory|
|dice-print pajama pants||Pants|
|dice-shaped backpack||Back Item|
|kill screen||Familiar equipment|
- Bosses are only affected by some modifiers. As such, these monsters will never be clingy (because they cannot be copied otherwise), and also cannot be fragile, or unlucky.
- Modifiers that cause additional items to drop (clowning, drunk, fratty, pixellated, tie-dyed, yuletide) stack, dropping in the following order: tie-dyed, fratty, clowning, drunk, pixellated, and yuletide.
- Modifiers that alter hit sound effects (Australian, American, pixellated, quacking) do not overlap: American takes precedence, then pixellated, then quacking, then Australian.
- A monster that is both shaky and cloned will attack 3 times in total.
- A monster that is both ticking and cloned or shaky will only count down once per unstunned round, even though it acts twice.
- Scaling monsters are unaffected by modifiers that alter monster attack, defense, or HP.
- Modifiers that alter the monster's attack, defense, and HP will overlap. A monster that is both turgid and throbbing will have 10x HP, a turgid and short monster will have 2.5x HP.
- Fragile overrides all other modifiers that affect HP, except for unlucky.
- Unlucky overrides all other modifires that affect attack, defense and HP, including fragile. (Thus, a fragile unlucky monster will have 13 HP instead of 1 HP).
- Modifiers that affect the monster's elemental alignment do not appear to overlap, however, Modifiers that add an elemental aura can overlap.