Monster Manuel

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Monster Manuel
Monster Manuel

This ancient tome is the autobiography of Monster Manuel, the official Court Monstrologist for King Ralph II. Manuel really threw himself into his work, and when he died, he threw his soul into this book.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's

(In-game plural: Monster Manuels)
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Item number: 5652
Description ID: 354218669
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Obtained From

Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)

When Used

You drop Monster Manuel on the ground near your quest log. The book grows little stumpy arms and legs, and toddles over to the hollow other end of the quest log. He tunnels in and makes himself comfortable. "This'll do, amigo," he says from within, his voice echoing. "Find us some monsters, and I'll give you some fun facts, okay?"

(He is now accessible via the Monster Manuel tab of your Quest Log.)


  • When the Monster Manuel gives you information about a monster, he does so with one of the following messages:
Monster Manuel consults one of his appendices, then his lower intestine, then tells you this fact:
Monster Manuel consults his entry for the monster you just beat, and dishes out the following factoid:
Monster Manuel cross-references his appendices and comes up with the following theoretically entertaining factoid:
Monster Manuel taps his footnotes impatiently until he can examine your conquest, then tells you this fact about him:
Monster Manuel explains in great detail the difference between a simple fact and a factoid, then gives you this factoid:
Monster Manuel pops out of a hole in the ground, and says, "did you know that the average dire gopher can tunnel 27 meters a day, amigo? You did know that? Okay, okay, here's a fact about the fiend you just fought:"
Monster Manuel consults one of his footnotes, follows a cross-reference to a headnote, and gives you the following factoid:
Monster Manuel pops out from behind a nearby bush. "Ah, yes, I studied these cabrones extensively when I was alive. Here's a fun fact about them, okay:
Monster Manuel says, "nice fight there, amigo, but you probably could have done it quicker if you knew this, okay?" and tells you the following:
Monster Manuel drops out of a nearby tree. "Did you know that the Knott Slanding's pheromones can be smelled up to seven miles away? Oh, you don't care? Well, here's a fact about the thing you just fought, okay:
Monster Manuel sneaks up behind you, shouts, "BOO," then says, "I see you're easily startled, amigo, much like the Twitchy Pirate. But here's a fact about the monster you just beat:"
Monster Manuel swings down on a vine and looks at you critically. "You know, amigo, the average adventurer weighs in at about 150 pounds, okay? So maybe do a few push-ups between fights. Anyway, here's something you ought to know about your last opponent:"
Monster Manuel pops out from behind you. "You know, amigo, I am a font of wisdom, okay? Specifically, I'm helvetica of wisdom. Here's a fun fact about your last opponent:"
Monster Manuel surveys the grisly scene of your victory, blinking away wistful tears. "Amigo, I lived with these guys for years until I earned their trust and found out their secrets, okay. For example:"
Monster Manuel leaps out from behind you, startling you more than a little, and examines your latest conquest. "These guys are some tough cabrones, okay? Did you know:"

Known Unlocks

After you receive three factoids about certain creatures, the Monster Manuel unlocks the possibility they will drop an avatar-changing potion.

Monster Item Location
sensitive poet-type A muse-bouche The Rogue Windmill
Special Agent Wallace Burke Corrigan Agent Corrigan's cigarette Zombie Slayer Run
factory-irregular skeleton alien autoautopsy kit The Skeleton Store
illegal alien alien hologram projector Some Scattered Smoking Debris
Foodie Giant artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
triad code wizard ASCII fu manchu Triad Factory
Assassin assassin's cheese knife A Crowd of Adventurers (stench damage)
The Mad Libber bag of random words The Old Gotpork Library
giant tardigrade baggie of regular-sized tardigrades Heavy Rains run
hep cat baloney rotgut An Illicit Bohemian Party
Bangyomaman Warrior Bangyomaman battle juice Seaside Megalopolis
batburglar batarang A Crowd of Adventurers (spooky damage)
black friar black friar's tonsure The Black Forest
black magic woman black magic powder The Black Forest
acid blob blob of acid The Dungeons of Doom
Blue Oyster cultist blue oyster badge A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
Father Nikolai Ravonovich booby trap Zombie Slayer Run
Accountant-Barbarian bottle of Red-Out A Crowd of Adventurers (Mysticality)
BRICKO ooze (monster) BRICKO stud BRICKO ooze (item)
dirty thieving brigand brigand brittle The Themthar Hills
Gladiator bronze polish The Roman Forum
They BUBBLE GUM Anywhere, with Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles equipped
Mrs. K, the Chemistry Teacher bubblin' chemistry solution Chemistry Class
fishy pirate bucket of fish juice Pirates of the Garbage Barges
raging bull bull blubber South of The Border
man with the red buttons button rouge The Red Zeppelin
The Plumber can of drain cleaner Gotpork City Sewers
Drunken Tropical Vacationer captured boozles Kokomo Resort
cigarette girl carton of gaspers An Illicit Bohemian Party
tin can conspirator censored can label The Gourd
Charity the Zombie Hunter Charity's choker Zombie Slayer Run
salaryninja cheap clip-on ninja tie Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building
vampire child-sized dracula cloak The Ancient Burial Ground
confused goth music student clove-flavored lip balm The Haunted Conservatory
Snowbrawler coal contact lenses A Crowd of Adventurers (cold damage)
spelunking astronaut compressed air canister Mt. Molehill
Ice Cream Conjurer conjured ice cream A Crowd of Adventurers (cold damage)
Entire Shoplifter costume rental shop A Crowd of Adventurers (Muscle)
Cereal Arsonist Cracklin' Oat Bran A Crowd of Adventurers (hot damage)
creepy little girl creepy nursery rhyme The Secret Government Laboratory
Sadiator crident The Roman Forum
ancient ghost cube of ectoplasm Regret Man's Level
craggy bartender damp bar rag The Rowdy Saloon
fan dancer dancing fan The Copperhead Club
clean-room daemon demonic surgical gloves Triad Factory
devil devil-summoning hat Hell
Burnglar disposable lighter A Crowd of Adventurers (hot damage)
Resort Waiter drinks tray Kokomo Resort
dweebie Dweebisol™ inhaler The Hallowed Halls
groast ectoplasm au jus The Nightmare Meatrealm
Bread Golem eldritch dough Tower Ruins
Copperhead Club bartender electric copperhead potion The Copperhead Club
Knob Goblin Embezzler embezzler's oil Cobb's Knob Treasury
Gnollish Flyslayer Enchanted Flyswatter Degrassi Knoll
eXtreme cross-country hippy enchanted muesli The eXtreme Slope
Gnollish Plungermaster Enchanted Plunger Degrassi Knoll
Brick Mulligan, the Bartender eyebrow lifter Kokomo Resort
Odorous Humongous filthy armor A Crowd of Adventurers (stench damage)
damned dirty ape filthy monkey head The Post-Mall
Creepy Ginger Twin fireclutch Twin Peak
Fitness Giant Fitspiration™ poster The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
flashy pirate flashy pirate dreadlocks Pirates of the Garbage Barges
fleet woodsman flask of rainwater A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
mind flayer flayed mind The Dungeons of Doom
forest spirit forest spirit rattle Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
frog frog lip-print Casting CLEESH in combat
ancient insane monk Fu Manchu Wax The Haiku Dungeon
funky pirate funky eyepatch Pirates of the Garbage Barges
rabid MMO addict gamer slurry Chinatown Tenement
angry tourist garbage juice slurpee Barf Mountain
Urge to Stare at Your Hands gazely stare Mediocre Trip
Gnollish Gearhead Gearhead Goo Degrassi Knoll
Booze Giant giant breath mint Menagerie Level 3
Neckbeard Giant giant neckbeard The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
Goth Giant giant tube of black lipstick The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
remains of a jilted mistress gilt perfume bottle The Haunted Bedroom
Tan Gnat glass of gnat milk The Palindome
Drab Bard glass of warm milk The Palindome
Gnollish Crossdresser Gnollish Crossdress Degrassi Knoll
toothy pirate gold toothbrush Barrrney's Barrr
Wesley J. "Wes" Campbell good ash Zombie Slayer Run
government agent government-issue identification badge Some Scattered Smoking Debris
Grease Trapper grease trap A Crowd of Adventurers (sleaze damage)
Scott the Miner grey cube Zombie Slayer Run
government scientist grimy lab coat The Secret Government Laboratory
gamblin' man hand of cards The Rowdy Saloon
Fire Fighter handful of fire A Crowd of Adventurers (hot damage)
cooler wino handful of stubble The Overgrown Lot
"Handyman" Jay Android handyman "hand soap" Seaside Megalopolis
haunted skullabra haunted flame The Ruined Wizard Tower
cultist hawkface potion The Temple Ruins
War Hippy Homeopath holistic headache remedy The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Kung-Fu Hustler hustler shades A Crowd of Adventurers (Initiative)
Iceberglar Iceberglar scarf A Crowd of Adventurers (cold damage)
Mrs. Freeze icy hairspray A Crowd of Adventurers (cold damage)
Iiti Kitty Iiti Kitty Gumdrop The Middle Chamber
goblin conspirator illuminati earpiece The Gourd
Miss Graves infrablack lipstick Gotpork Cemetery
the former owner of the Skeleton Store invisibility cream The Skeleton Store
super-sized Cola Wars soldier iron torso box The Secret Government Laboratory
tapdancing skeleton janglin' bones The Haunted Ballroom
warehouse janitor janitor's mop The Secret Council Warehouse
Savage Beatnik jazzy cigarette holder A Crowd of Adventurers (Moxie)
Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist Knob Goblin Mutagen The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
large kobold kobold kibble The Dungeons of Doom
Kudzu Kudzu slaw Gotpork Conservatory of Flowers
Seannery the Conman leather glove A Crowd of Adventurers (Moxie)
Leonard Leonard's glasses A Crowd of Adventurers (sleaze damage)
motorhead Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil The Hallowed Halls
Xiblaxian political prisoner little red .epub file using a Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner
lucky cat statue lucky cat's paw Chinatown Shops
tetched prospector lump of goofball ore The Spooky Old Abandoned Mine
lynyrd skinner lynyrd skinner toothblack A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
Mansquito Mansquito's blood Gotpork Municipal Reservoir
Mercenary of Fortune mercenary headband The Deep Dark Jungle
one-eyed Gnoll Missing Eye Simulation Device Degrassi Knoll
Mr. Loathing muscle oil A Crowd of Adventurers (Muscle)
waiter dressed as a ninja ninja eyeblack The Copperhead Club
ninja dressed as a waiter ninja fear powder The Copperhead Club
novelty tropical skeleton novelty fruit hat The Skeleton Store
cyborg policeman oil-filled donut Seaside Megalopolis
Smooth Criminal  one glove A Crowd of Adventurers (Moxie)
grouchy furry monster Osk'r Chow Waste Processing
mad wino page of the Necrohobocon The Haunted Wine Cellar
perpendicular bat perpendicular guano Guano Junction
Kleptobrainiac pickpocket protector A Crowd of Adventurers (Mysticality)
pig piggy tattoo Using a wand of pigification in combat
wacky pirate pirate cream pie The Poop Deck
Plague Chef plague pie A Crowd of Adventurers (spooky damage)
Jefferson pilot plastic Jefferson wings A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
filthy pirate plunge-leg Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Porkpocket porkpocket A Crowd of Adventurers (sleaze damage)
Punk Rock Giant punk patch The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
pygmy witch accountant pygmy adder oil The Hidden Apartment Building
pygmy blowgunner pygmy dart The Hidden Park
pygmy headhunter pygmy papers The Hidden Office Building
pygmy witch nurse pygmy witchhazel The Hidden Hospital
The Inquisitor question juice Trivial Pursuits, LLC
spider radioactive spider venom The Mines
raven ravenous eye The Mouldering Mansion
red skeleton Red Army camouflage kit The Red Zeppelin
wastoid Redeye™ Eyedrops The Hallowed Halls
Mr. Burns red-hot jawbreaker Gotpork Foundry
master of ceremonies Rogue Windmill Rouge The Rogue Windmill
drowned sailor salt water taffy The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
Sorority Nurse scrunchie tourniquet The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Norville Rogers Scuba Snack Zombie Slayer Run
tomb servant secret mummy herbs and spices The Upper Chamber & The Middle Chamber
Ham Shaman shamanic ham A Crowd of Adventurers (sleaze damage)
dairy goat Shivering Chèvre The Goatlet
shopkeeper shopkeeper beard The Mines, The Jungle, The Ice Caves
pygmy witch lawyer short deposition The Hidden Apartment Building, The Hidden Office Building, The Hidden Park
The Mastermind sinister-looking cat A Crowd of Adventurers (Mysticality)
spiny skelelton skelelton spine The Defiled Nook & The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
skeletal monkey skeletal banana The Haunted Conservatory
cowskeleton skeleton beans The Spooky Old Abandoned Mine
skullery maid Skullery Maid's Knee The Haunted Kitchen
Smart Skelton Smart Bone Dust The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
Cheese Wizard smellbook A Crowd of Adventurers (stench damage)
smut orc pervert smut orc sunglasses The Smut Orc Logging Camp
Space Marine space marine flash grenade Seaside Megalopolis
Arthur Frankenstein spare neck bolts A Crowd of Adventurers (spooky damage)
Macho Man spicy jerky stick A Crowd of Adventurers (Muscle)
spooky gravy fairy warlock spooky gravy fairy warlock hat The Spooky Gravy Burrow
T-9000 spray chrome The Post-Mall
Steampunk Giant steampunk potion The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
menacing lawn gnome stick-on gnome beard The Landscaper's Lair
X Stone Golem Stone Golem pebbles Fernswarthy's Basement
Medieval strawman debator straw pole Ye Olde Medievale Villagee
Quiet Healer Tears of the Quiet Healer The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
tribal goblin temporary tribal tattoo The Jungles of Ancient Loathing
yakuza thug temporary yak tattoo Chinatown Tenement
The Author The Author's inkwell Porkham Asylum
bundle of Meat of Happiness the kindest cold cut A Grocery Bag
skeletal hamster tiny canopic jar The Haunted Conservatory
François Verte, Art Teacher tomato soup poster Art Class
Radiator totally sweet mohawk helmet The Roman Forum
Doc Clock tube of pendulum lube Gotpork Clock, Inc.
The Jokester tube of villain white JokesterCo
mud turtle turtle mud The Weird Swamp Village
surprised and annoyed witch Überraschthexengebräu The Road to White Citadel
Persona Inocente Cadáver una poca de gracia El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos
unholy diver unholy water The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
swamp hag vial of swamp vapors The Dark and Spooky Swamp, The Corpse Bog
pygmy shaman voodoo glowskull The Hidden Apartment Building
Father McGruber votive candle Zombie Slayer Run
warehouse clerk warehouse clerk's glasses The Secret Council Warehouse
warehouse guard warehouse walkie-talkie The Secret Council Warehouse
white chocolate golem White Chocolate Golem Seeds Whitey's Grove
caveman wrestling mask The Ice Caves
skeleton x-ray mirror The Ancient Burial Ground
zombie chef zombie hollandaise The Haunted Kitchen


  • This item became a permanent addition to Mr. Store on September 18, 2012. Its in-store description:
Lets you collect interesting facts (and boring statistics) about the monsters you encounter.
  • After this item is successfully used, the Monster Manuel can be accessed via the Monster Manuel section of your Quest Log. For more information and a list of all Quest Log entries, see:
Monster Manuel Entries
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Other



TOP 10 Monster Manuel collections
1. Mystic_Potato - 4 | 2. Skent - 2 | 3. Catatonia - 2 | 4. cmajastin - 1 | 5. jWang - 1
6. Rammerking - 1 | 7. Mc7Man - 1 | 8. Zarqon - 1 | 9. Scattaloquarious - 1 | 10. Mhoram - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings