| Monster
| Location
| HP
| Attack
| Defense
| Initiative
| Meat
| Element
| PhysRes
| Links
|
| Taco Cat
| The Palindome
| 145
| 139
| 146
| ?
| 82-118
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| talking head
| A Large Chamber
| 21
| 24
| 24
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Tan Gnat
| The Palindome
| 128
| 136
| 142
| ?
| 16-24
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tapdancing skeleton
| The Haunted Ballroom
| 120
| 110
| 110
| ?
| 0
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Tektite
| The Inexplicable Door
| 15
| 20
| 20
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| terrifying robot
| Seaside Megalopolis after boarding the interstellar cruise ship
| 170-171
| 170
| 170
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tetchy pirate
| Barrrney's Barrr
| 72
| 83
| 84
| unknown
| 32-48
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Astronomer
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 168
| 168
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Axe Wound
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 163
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Beast with n Ears
| Fernswarthy's Basement
| (Scales with floor)
| (Scales as 2*floor1.4)
| (Scales as 2*floor1.4)
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Beast with n Eyes
| Fernswarthy's Basement
| (Scales with floor)
| (Scales as 2*floor1.4)
| (Scales as 2*floor1.4)
| ∞
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Beaver
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 162
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Best Carpet Ever
| Mediocre Trip
| 50
| 53
| 53
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Box
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 150
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Burrowing Bishop
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 163
| 163
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Bush
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 156
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Camel's Toe
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 158
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Crimbomination
| Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?
| 1000000
| <530
| ~450
| 0
| 0
| none
| 100%
| (Edit metadata)
|
| the darkness
| The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
| 100000
| 100000
| ?
| 0
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Family Jewels
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 156
| 156
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Flange
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 159
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Ghost of Fernswarthy's n great-grandfather
| Fernswarthy's Basement
| (Scales with floor)
| (Scales with floor)
| (Scales with floor)
| ?
| 0
| none
| 100%
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Guy Made Of Bees
| The Haunted Bathroom: Having a Medicine Ball
| 100000
| 100000
| ?
| 0
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Honey Pot
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 152
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Hooded Warrior
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 165
| 165
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Junk
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 159
| 159
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Little Man in the Canoe
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 165
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Master of Thieves
| The Dungeons of Doom (ultra-rarely)
| ?
| 70
| ?
| ?
| 0
| ?
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Muff
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 153
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Pork Sword
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 162
| 162
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Skinflute
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 158
| 158
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Temporal Bandit
| A Battlefield (ultra-rarely)
| 20-54
| ?
| ?
| ?
| 0
| ?
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Trouser Snake
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 153
| 153
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| The Twig and Berries
| The Hole in the Sky
| 150
| 152
| 152
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tipsy pirate
| Barrrney's Barrr
| 70
| 80
| 80
| unknown
| 36-54
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| toilet papergeist
| The Haunted Bathroom
| 105
| 88
| 100
| ?
| 0
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tomb asp
| The Upper Chamber
| 155
| 170
| 162
| ?
| 80-120
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tomb bat
| The Middle Chamber
| 180
| 175
| 175
| ?
| 40-60
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tomb rat
| The Upper Chamber
| 175
| 161
| 165
| ?
| 60-90
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tomb servant
| The Middle Chamber, The Upper Chamber
| 185
| 160
| 170
| ?
| 40-60
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tonic water elemental
| The Daily Dungeon
| 14
| 18
| 18
| ?
| 17-20
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| toothless mastiff bitch
| The Stately Pleasure Dome
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats (Max 125)
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| toothy pirate
| Barrrney's Barrr
| 75
| 83
| 85
| Unknown
| 36-54
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| toothy sklelton
| The Defiled Nook, The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
| 50
| 57
| 58
| ?
| 0
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| topiary golem
| The Hedge Maze
| 250
| 232
| ?
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| towering construct
| A Shimmering Portal
| 450
| 350
| 400
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| toy-making creature from the Gray Lagoon
| The Spooky Fright Factory
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| tribal goblin
| The Jungles of Ancient Loathing
| 60
| 60
| 50
| ?
| 0
| none
| ?
| (Edit metadata)
|
| triffid
| The Spooky Forest
| 6
| 5
| 5
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Trippy Floating Head
| Bad Trip
| 20
| 20
| 20
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Trippy Floating Head
| Bad Trip
| 20
| 20
| 20
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Trippy Floating Head
| Bad Trip
| 20
| 20
| 19
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| trophyfish
| The Brinier Deepers
| 15000
| 5600
| ?
| ?
| 0
| none
| 25%, Soft damage cap:500
| (Edit metadata)
|
| turtle mech
| A Sinister Dodecahedron
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Tyrannosaurus Tex
| The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
| 100000
| 100000
| ?
| 0
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| undead elbow macaroni
| The Haunted Pantry
| 1
| 1
| 2
| 45
| 4-6
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| unholy diver
| The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
| 1000
| 700
| 600
| 0
| 200-300
| none
| None
| (Edit metadata)
|
| upgraded ram
| The Icy Peak
| 95
| 106
| 105
| ?
| 80-130
| cold
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Urge to Stare at Your Hands
| Mediocre Trip
| 50
| 53
| 53
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| usher
| The Mouldering Mansion
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats (Max 125)
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vampire bat
| Guano Junction
| 10
| 17
| 16
| 60
| 34-54
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vampire clam
| The Daily Dungeon
| 14
| 19
| 19
| ?
| 17-24
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vampire duck
| The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
| 168-198
| 175
| 171
| ?
| 131-165
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vegetable gremlin
| Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)
| 170
| 172
| 168
| ?
| 40-60
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| velvet underground dweller
| Mt. Molehill
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5)
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| ?
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vengeful turtle spectre
| A Large Chamber
| 14-25
| 21
| ?
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Vicious Easel
| The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
| 100000
| 100000
| ?
| 0
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vicious gnauga
| Thugnderdome
| 40
| 45
| 40
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| vine gar
| The Spectral Pickle Factory
| 180
| 196
| ?
| ?
| 0
| ?
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| violent fungus
| The Primordial Soup
| ?
| 20
| 20
| ?
| 0
| none
| ?
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Visible Music
| Mediocre Trip
| 50
| 53
| 53
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| voyeuristic artist
| The Rogue Windmill
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats (Max 125)
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| W imp
| The Dark Neck of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
| 40
| 40
| 40
| 60
| 24-36
| hot
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| wacky pirate
| The Poop Deck
| 110
| 120
| 120
| ?
| 64-96
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat 110th Infantryman
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 185
| 172
| 172
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat 151st Captain
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 205
| 180
| 175
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat 151st Infantryman
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 185
| 170
| 175
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 185
| 175
| 170
| ?
| 80-120
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Elite 110th Captain
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 215
| 190
| 190
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Elite 500th Captain
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 210
| 185
| 190
| ?
| 100-300
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Elite Wartender
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 220
| 195
| 185
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Grill Sergeant
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 100
| 190
| 165
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Kegrider
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 300
| 170
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| 25%
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Mobile Grill Unit
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 215
| 195
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Senior Grill Sergeant
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 120
| 210
| 170
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Streaker
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| between 274 and 550
| ?
| ?
| ?
| 400-418
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Frat Wartender
| The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
| 200
| 185
| 175
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy (space) cadet
| The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 180
| 165
| ?
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Airborne Commander
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 220
| 195
| 185
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Baker
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 185
| 175
| 170
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Dread Squad
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 300
| 170
| ?
| ?
| 0
| stench
| 25%
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy drill sergeant
| The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 202
| 175
| ?
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Elder Shaman
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 120
| 210
| 170
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 230
| 190
| 205
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Elite Rigger
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 220
| 190
| 190
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy F.R.O.G.
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| ~200
| 180
| 185
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Fire Spinner
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 199-220
| 180
| 195
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Green Gourmet
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| ~215
| 185
| 190
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Homeopath
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 200
| 170
| 175
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Infantryman
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| ~185
| 170
| 175
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 208-226
| 180
| 185
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Rigger
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| ~185
| 172
| 172
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Shaman
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 100
| 190
| 165
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Sky Captain
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 200
| 185
| 175
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Spy
| Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 180
| 165
| ?
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Hippy Windtalker
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| 200
| 185
| 180
| ?
| 0
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| War Pledge
| Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) (in Filthy Hippy Disguise or War Hippy Fatigues)
| 180
| 165
| ?
| ?
| 0
| sleaze
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| warty pirate
| The Poop Deck
| 110
| 120
| 120
| ?
| 64-96
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| warwelf
| The Spooky Forest
| 2
| 4
| 3
| 50
| 10-14
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| watertight seal
| using a figurine of a sleek seal
| 393-415
| 350-353
| 348-351
| ?
| 0
| none
| All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.
| (Edit metadata)
|
| wealthy pirate
| The Poop Deck
| 110
| 120
| 120
| unknown
| 160-240
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Weapons-Assembly Elfborg
| Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| weather underground dweller
| Mt. Molehill
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats (Base Moxie + 5)
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| ?
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Weremoose
| Menagerie Level 2
| 53
| 63
| 63
| ?
| 52-78
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Weretaco
| Tower Ruins
| 8
| 16
| 16
| 45
| 26-41
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| wet seal
| using a figurine of a slippery seal
| 190-212
| 175-181
| 170-180
| ?
| 0
| none
| All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.
| (Edit metadata)
|
| whiny pirate
| The Poop Deck
| 110
| 120
| 120
| ?
| 64-96
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| white chocolate golem
| Whitey's Grove
| 21
| 37
| 36
| 70
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| white lion
| Whitey's Grove
| 21
| 36
| 35
| 60
| 24-36
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| white zombie
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 25-35
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| whitesnake
| Whitey's Grove
| 21
| 35
| 34
| 60
| 8-12
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| witty pirate
| The Poop Deck
| 110
| 120
| 120
| unknown
| 74-95
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| wolfman
| The Spooky Forest
| 2
| 3
| 3
| 50
| 8-12
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| writing desk
| The Haunted Library
| 62
| 53
| 57
| 50
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| wumpus
| Hunt the Wumpus
| 65
| 65
| 65
| ?
| 0
| none
| ?
| (Edit metadata)
|
| XXX pr0n
| The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
| 68
| 75
| 75
| ?
| 24-36
| bad spelling
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Yeast Beast
| Tower Ruins
| 8
| 17
| 17
| 55
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Zeppo, the Reindeer
| Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| Scales with player stats
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Zim Merman
| The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
| ?
| ?
| ?
| ?
| 209-325
| stench
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| zmobie
| The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
| 10
| 20
| 19
| ?
| 30-37
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| zobmie
| The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)
| 10
| 19
| 18
| ?
| 30-37
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Zol
| The Inexplicable Door
| 15
| 25
| 25
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| zombie apathetic lizardman
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 24
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Zombie Baby
| Bad Trip
| 20
| 20
| 19
| ?
| 0
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| zombie chef
| The Haunted Kitchen
| 4
| 5
| 5
| 5
| 6-8
| none
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| Zombie Clown
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 33
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
|
| zombie duck
| The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
| 185-191
| 171
| 176
| ?
| 127-174
| spooky
| none
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| Zombie eXtreme Snowbarding Orc
| Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 47
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie frat boy
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 25-35
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie Gnollish crossdresser
| Market Square, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 24
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| Zombie Goth Giant
| Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 182
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie hippy
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 0
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| Zombie Knob Goblin Assistant Chef
| Market Square, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 7-10
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| Zombie N00b
| Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 27-28
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| Zombie Quiet Healer
| Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 101-136
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie waltzers
| The Haunted Ballroom
| 120
| 110
| 110
| ?
| 80-120
| spooky
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie yeast beast
| Market Square, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 0
| !
| none
| (Edit metadata)
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| zombie zmobie
| The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
| !
| !
| !
| !
| 30-39
| !
| none
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