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Monster Compendium (1 to E)

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This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.

Monster Compendium
1 - E | F - M | N - S | T - Z
1335.gifImage:1335.gif1335 HaXx0r
1335 HaXx0r

 Habitat: The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

 Item Drops: 1337 7r0uZ0RZ, 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola
Miner.gifImage:miner.gif7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)
7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
Miner.gifImage:miner.gif7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)
7-Foot Dwarf

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
Foreman.gifImage:foreman.gif7-Foot Dwarf Foreman
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman

 Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine

 Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants
Gremlinamc.gifImage:gremlinamc.gifA.M.C. gremlin
A.M.C. gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)

 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Lower_b.gifImage:lower_b.gifacid blob
acid blob

 Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom

 Item Drops: magic whistle
Electriceel.gifImage:Electriceel.gifacoustic electric eel
acoustic electric eel

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, eel battery, eel sauce, eel skin
Whitebat.gifImage:whitebat.gifalbino bat
albino bat

 Habitat: Entryway
 Item Drops: batgut, bat guano

 Bounty: pink bat eye
Agiant.gifImage:agiant.gifAlphabet Giant
Alphabet Giant

 Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

 Item Drops: heavy D, original G
Ninja2.gifImage:ninja2.gifamateur ninja
amateur ninja

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon

 Item Drops: bargain flash powder, cheap plastic blowgun, third-hand nunchaku
Piratem.gifImage:piratem.gifambulatory pirate
ambulatory pirate

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards

 Item Drops: black spot, can of Binarrrca
Pebbleman.gifImage:pebbleman.gifancient insane monk
ancient insane monk

 Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon
 Item Drops: Bash-Os cereal, bottle of sake
 Quest Items: haiku challenge map

 Pickpocket: little round pebble
Mariner.gifImage:mariner.gifAncient Mariner
Ancient Mariner

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: Mariner's Friend cough drops
Protspirit.gifImage:protspirit.gifancient protector spirit
ancient protector spirit

 Habitat: Ruins: A Protector Spirit
 Item Drops: obsidian dagger

 Quest Items: cracked stone sphere or mossy stone sphere or rough stone sphere or smooth stone sphere
Angel.gifImage:angel.gifAngels of Avalon
Angels of Avalon

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: blue-frosted astral cupcake
Anglerbush.gifImage:anglerbush.gifanglerbush
anglerbush

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory

 Item Drops: meat stack
Angbugbear.gifImage:angbugbear.gifangry bugbear
angry bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens

 Item Drops: None
Pinata.gifImage:pinata.gifangry piñata
angry piñata

 Habitat: South of The Border

 Item Drops: pile of candy
Madpoet.gifImage:madpoet.gifangry poet
angry poet

 Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome

 Item Drops: honey-dew, white Xanadian
Raccoon.gifImage:raccoon.gifangry raccoon puppet
angry raccoon puppet

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel

 Item Drops: felt, googly eye, stuffing
Darkstand.gifImage:Darkstand.gifanimated nightstand (Mahogany)
animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom
 Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet

 Quest Items: half of a memo (one time drop)
Nightstand.gifImage:Nightstand.gifanimated nightstand (White)
animated nightstand

 Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom

 Item Drops: grouchy restless spirit
Smiley.gifImage:smiley.gifAnime Smiley
Anime Smiley

 Habitat: The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
 Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy

 Pickpocket: caret
Annoyfairy.gifImage:annoyfairy.gifannoying spooky gravy fairy
annoying spooky gravy fairy

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens

 Item Drops: annoying pitchfork
Lizardman.gifImage:Lizardman.gifapathetic lizardman
apathetic lizardman

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: None
Borgelf1.gifImage:borgelf1.gifArc-Welding Elfborg
Arc-Welding Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
Astronomer.gifImage:astronomer.gifThe Astronomer
Astronomer

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky
 Item Drops: star chart

 Bounty: sticky stardust
Axehandle.gifImage:axehandle.gifaxe handle
axe handle

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: pine tar
Axewound.gifImage:axewound.gifThe Axe Wound
The Axe Wound

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
Warhipmo.gifImage:warhipmo.gifBailey's Beetle
Bailey's Beetle

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: battered hubcap, bullet-proof corduroys, communications windchimes, floorboard cruft, reinforced beaded headband, round purple sunglasses, green clay bead
Baiowulf.gifImage:baiowulf.gifBaiowulf
Baiowulf

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Baio
Banshee.gifImage:Banshee.gifbanshee librarian
banshee librarian

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: disintegrating quill pen
Bar.gifImage:bar.gifbar
bar

 Habitat: The Spooky Forest

 Item Drops: bar skin
Ratsworth.gifImage:ratsworth.gifBaron Von Ratsworth
Baron Von Ratsworth

 Habitat: The Typical Tavern

 Item Drops: Baron von Ratsworth's monocle or Baron von Ratsworth's money clip or Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
Ballbat.gifImage:ballbat.gifbaseball bat
baseball bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Rudolph-the-Red.gifImage:Rudolph-the-Red.gifBashful, the Reindeer
Bashful, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
Basicgolem.gifImage:basicgolem.gifBASIC Elemental
BASIC Elemental

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 1

 Item Drops: None
Batrat.gifImage:batrat.gifbatrat
batrat

 Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow

 Item Drops: bat guano, batgut, bat wing
Gremlinbat.gifImage:gremlinbat.gifbatwinged gremlin
batwinged gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)
 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

 Quest Items: molybdenum hammer (when molybdenum magnet is used on the correct attack message)
Bazookafish.gifImage:bazookafish.gifbazookafish
bazookafish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: bazookafish bubble gum, bazookafish bubble gum, dull fish scale, fish bazooka
Beanbat.gifImage:beanbat.gifbeanbat
beanbat

 Habitat: Beanbat Chamber

 Item Drops: enchanted bean
Earbeast.gifImage:earbeast.gifThe Beast with n Ears
The Beast with n Ears

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
Eyebeast.gifImage:eyebeast.gifThe Beast with n Eyes
The Beast with n Eyes

 Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement

 Item Drops: None
Beaver.gifImage:beaver.gifThe Beaver
The Beaver

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, star, star
Beefybat.gifImage:beefybat.gifbeefy bodyguard bat
beefy bodyguard bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair

 Item Drops: None
Batter.gifImage:batter.gifBeer Batter
Beer Batter

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Warfratbg.gifImage:warfratbg.gifBeer Bongadier
Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
Bellhop.gifImage:bellhop.gifbellhop
bellhop

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bellhop bell
Novelist.gifImage:novelist.gifbest-selling novelist
best-selling novelist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Carpet.gifImage:carpet.gifThe Best Carpet Ever
The Best Carpet Ever

 Habitat: Mediocre Trip

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
Spider1.gifImage:spider1.gifbig creepy spider
big creepy spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley

 Item Drops: spider web, spider web
Bigmeat.gifImage:bigmeat.gifBig Meat Golem
Big Meat Golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Thisdude.gifImage:thisdude.gifThe Big Wisniewski
The Big Wisniewski

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Wartime)

 Item Drops: solid gold bowling ball
Vib2.gifImage:vib2.gifbizarre construct
bizarre construct

 Habitat: A Shimmering Portal

 Item Drops: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
Blackadder.gifImage:blackadder.gifblack adder
black adder

 Habitat: The Black Forest
 Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin

 Quest Items: sunken eyes
Blackcat.gifImage:blackcat.gifblack cat
black cat

 Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion

 Item Drops: bottle of black cat tonic
Blknight.gifImage:blknight.gifBlack Knight
Black Knight

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword
Panther.gifImage:panther.gifblack panther
black panther

 Habitat: The Black Forest
 Item Drops: Black No. 2

 Quest Items: broken wings
Blpudding2.gifImage:blpudding2.gifblack pudding (monster)
black pudding

 Habitat: 35% chance to encounter when eating black pudding

 Item Drops: black pudding, black pudding
Blackwidow.gifImage:blackwidow.gifblack widow
black widow

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket
Blackbush.gifImage:blackbush.gifblackberry bush
blackberry bush

 Habitat: The Black Forest

 Item Drops: blackberry, blackberry, blackberry
Sawblade.gifImage:sawblade.gifblade a-spinning
blade a-spinning

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: sawblade fragment, sawblade fragment
Squid.gifImage:squid.gifBlooper
Blooper

 Habitat: The Inexplicable Door

 Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel
Blur.gifImage:blur.gifblur
blur

 Habitat: An Oasis
 Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond

 Quest Items: Hugo's Weaving Manual
Boaraffe.gifImage:boaraffe.gifboaraffe
boaraffe

 Habitat: Ruins

 Item Drops: long pork
Bobrace.gifImage:bobrace.gifBob Racecar
Bob Racecar

 Habitat: The Palindome

 Item Drops: a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts
Bonedragon.gifImage:bonedragon.gifThe Bonerdagon
The Bonerdagon

 Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt
 Item Drops: rib of the bonerdagon or vertebra of the bonerdagon

 Quest Items: skull of the bonerdagon, chest of the bonerdagon
Bookbat.gifImage:Bookbat.gifbookbat
bookbat

 Habitat: The Haunted Library

 Item Drops: tattered scrap of paper
Bootycrab.gifImage:bootycrab.gifbooty crab
booty crab

 Habitat: after using Cap'm Caronch's Map
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty
Boozegiant.gifImage:boozegiant.gifBooze Giant
Booze Giant

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 3

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of vodka, bottle of whiskey, boxed wine
Borgabeeping.gifImage:borgabeeping.gifborg a-beeping
borg a-beeping

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: vibrating cyborg knife
Bossbat.gifImage:bossbat.gifBoss Bat
Boss Bat

 Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair
 Item Drops: dense meat stack, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling

 Quest Items: Boss Bat bandana
Crimonster3.gifImage:crimonster3.gifbow-making mummy
bow-making mummy

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
Cricket.gifImage:cricket.gifBowling Cricket
Bowling Cricket

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Box2.gifImage:box2.gifThe Box
The Box

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, line
Broombrain.gifImage:broombrain.gifBrainsweeper
Brainsweeper

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: disembodied brain
Breadgolem.gifImage:breadgolem.gifBread Golem
Bread Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: wad of dough
Casebat.gifImage:casebat.gifbriefcase bat
briefcase bat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Bronzechef.gifImage:bronzechef.gifBronze Chef
Bronze Chef

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Togafrat.gifImage:togafrat.gifBrutus, the toga-clad lout
Brutus, the toga-clad lout

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, kick-ass kicks, wreath of laurels, white class ring
Binbox.gifImage:binbox.gifbugbear-in-the-box
bugbear-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, bugbear beanie, bugbear bungguard
Bugbugbear.gifImage:bugbugbear.gifbugged bugbear
bugged bugbear

 Habitat: The Bugbear Pens
 Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth

 Pickpocket: software glitch
Bulletbill.gifImage:bulletbill.gifBullet Bill
Bullet Bill

 Habitat: The Inexplicable Door

 Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel
Sidekick.gifImage:sidekick.gifBurly Sidekick
Burly Sidekick

 Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

 Item Drops: armgun, cocoa eggshell fragment, Mohawk wig, tiny house
Bishop.gifImage:bishop.gifThe Burrowing Bishop
The Burrowing Bishop

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star
Bush.gifImage:bush.gifThe Bush
The Bush

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: star, star, star
Bushippy.gifImage:bushippy.gifbusiness hippy
business hippy

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant

 Quest Items: massive bag of catnip
Hedgerow.gifImage:hedgerow.gifBustle in the Hedgerow
Bustle in the Hedgerow

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: green-frosted astral cupcake
Buzzy.gifImage:buzzy.gifBuzzy Beetle
Buzzy Beetle

 Habitat: The Inexplicable Door

 Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel
Question.gifImage:question.gifC. H. U. M.
C. H. U. M.

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels
 Item Drops: bottle of sewage schnapps, C.H.U.M. lantern, C.H.U.M. knife, sewer nuggets

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
Chumchief.gifImage:chumchief.gifC. H. U. M. chieftain
C. H. U. M. chieftain

 Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely)
 Item Drops: sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown

 Pickpocket: C.H.U.M. chum
Carnivore.gifImage:carnivore.gifC.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative

 Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)

 Item Drops: bullet-proof corduroys, C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button, Lockenstock™ sandals, green clay bead
Cactuary.gifImage:cactuary.gifcactuary
cactuary

 Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Ultrahydrated)

 Item Drops: bit-o-cactus, cactus fruit, giant cactus quill, handful of sand
Cameltoe.gifImage:cameltoe.gifThe Camel's Toe
The Camel's Toe

 Habitat: The Hole in the Sky

 Item Drops: line, line, star, star
Cancan.gifImage:cancan.gifcan-can dancer
can-can dancer

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: can-can-in-a-can
Yamgolem.gifImage:Yamgolem.gifCandied Yam Golem
Candied Yam Golem

 Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris

 Item Drops: yam candy (below level 5), candied yams (level 5 and above)
Cargocrab.gifImage:cargocrab.gifcargo crab
cargo crab

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: imitation crab crate
Dillplant.gifImage:dillplant.gifcarnivorous dill plant
carnivorous dill plant

 Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory

 Item Drops: dill, dill
Carniv.gifImage:carniv.gifCarnivorous Moxie Weed
Carnivorous Moxie Weed

 Habitat: Menagerie Level 2

 Item Drops: giant moxie weed, giant moxie weed, moxie weed
Cavefrat.gifImage:cavefrat.gifcaveman frat boy
caveman frat boy

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
Cavefrat.gifImage:cavefrat.gifcaveman frat pledge
caveman frat pledge

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
Cavehippy.gifImage:cavehippy.gifcaveman hippy
caveman hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Cavesorority.gifImage:cavesorority.gifcaveman sorority girl
caveman sorority girl

 Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

 Item Drops: cup of primitive beer
Cavewomyn.gifImage:cavewomyn.gifcavewomyn hippy
cavewomyn hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
 Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Chalkdust.gifImage:chalkdust.gifchalkdust wraith
chalkdust wraith

 Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room

 Item Drops: handful of hand chalk
Pirate3.gifImage:pirate3.gifchatty pirate
chatty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: None
Chester.gifImage:Chester.gifChester
Chester

 Habitat: The Purple Light District: Van, Damn

 Item Drops: Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship
Soupgolem.gifImage:soupgolem.gifChowder Golem
Chowder Golem

 Habitat: Tower Ruins

 Item Drops: None
Bathtub.gifImage:Bathtub.gifclaw-foot bathtub
claw-foot bathtub

 Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom

 Item Drops: bottle of Monsieur Bubble, fancy bath salts
Cleanpirate.gifImage:cleanpirate.gifcleanly pirate
cleanly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste

 Quest Items: rigging shampoo
Girlpirate.gifImage:girlpirate.gifclingy pirate (female)
clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
Pirate3.gifImage:pirate3.gifclingy pirate (male)
clingy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: bit of clingfilm
Colaoff1.gifImage:colaoff1.gifCloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer
Cloaca-Cola Catapult Engineer

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola c-rations, Cloaca grenade
Colasol1.gifImage:colasol1.gifCloaca-Cola Footsoldier
Cloaca-Cola Footsoldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade
Colasol1.gifImage:colasol1.gifCloaca-Cola Soldier
Cloaca-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
 Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
Whiskers.gifImage:whiskers.gifcloud of disembodied whiskers
cloud of disembodied whiskers

 Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp

 Item Drops: shaving cream
Beelzebozo.gifImage:Beelzebozo.gifThe Clownlord Beelzebozo
The Clownlord Beelzebozo

 Habitat: The "Fun" House: Lurking at the Threshold
 Item Drops: None
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Quest Items: turtle chain (Turtle Tamer only), distilled seal blood (Seal Clubber only), Peppercorns of Power (Sauceror only), high-octane olive oil (Pastamancer only), golden reeds (Accordion Thief only), vial of mojo (Disco Bandit only)
Clubfish.gifImage:clubfish.gifclubfish
clubfish

 Habitat: The Brinier Deepers

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, fish stick
Question.gifImage:question.gifCold hobo
Cold hobo

 Habitat: Exposure Esplanade

 Item Drops: Blizzards I Have Died In, freezin' bindle, frigid air mattress, hobo nickel, Maxing, Relaxing
Minegolem.gifImage:minegolem.gifcollapsed mineshaft golem
collapsed mineshaft golem

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Spider2.gifImage:spider2.gifcompletely different spider
completely different spider

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley

 Item Drops: spider web, spider web
Pianist.gifImage:pianist.gifconcert pianist
concert pianist

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Lilgoth.gifImage:lilgoth.gifconfused goth music student
confused goth music student

 Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory

 Item Drops: pocket theremin
2zombies.gifImage:2zombies.gifconjoined zmombie
conjoined zmombie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove: Doublewide

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth
Crimonster2.gifImage:crimonster2.gifCookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time

 Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory
 Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block

 Quest Items: spooky frank
Fatzombie.gifImage:fatzombie.gifcorpulent zobmie
corpulent zobmie

 Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)

 Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, Grateful Undead T-shirt, loose teeth, paranormal ricotta
Bakula.gifImage:bakula.gifCount Bakula
Count Bakula

 Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely), The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: Talisman of Bakula
Courtesan.gifImage:courtesan.gifcourtesan
courtesan

 Habitat: The Rogue Windmill

 Item Drops: bottle of realpagne
Bastard.gifImage:bastard.gifcrazy bastard
crazy bastard

 Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley (ultra-rarely)

 Item Drops: crazy bastard sword
Pirate3.gifImage:pirate3.gifcreamy pirate
creamy pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay

 Quest Items: ball polish
Clown.gifImage:clown.gifcreepy clown
creepy clown

 Habitat: The "Fun" House
 Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap
 Bounty: empty greasepaint tube

 Pickpocket: polka-dot bow tie
Crimbomination.gifImage:crimbomination.gifThe Crimbomination
Crimbomination

 Habitat: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

 Item Drops: None
Hippy3.gifImage:Hippy3.gifcrusty hippy
crusty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, reodorant, phat turquoise bead, windchimes

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Hippy3.gifImage:Hippy3.gifcrusty hippy jewelry maker
crusty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Hippy3.gifImage:Hippy3.gifcrusty hippy Vegan chef
crusty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Crustpirate.gifImage:crustpirate.gifcrusty pirate
crusty pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le

 Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm
Cubistbull.gifImage:cubistbull.gifcubist bull
cubist bull

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery
 Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword

 Bounty: non-Euclidean hoof
Curmpirate.gifImage:curmpirate.gifcurmudgeonly pirate
curmudgeonly pirate

 Habitat: The F'c'le
 Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust

 Quest Items: mizzenmast mop
Biggoat.gifImage:Biggoat.gifdairy goat
dairy goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese

 Bounty: billy idol
Ooze.gifImage:Ooze.gifdairy ooze
dairy ooze

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: None
Chad.gifImage:chad.gifDanglin' Chad
Danglin' Chad

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, Danglin' Chad's loincloth, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, white class ring
Rorshach.gifImage:rorshach.gifthe darkness
the darkness

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Deathray.gifImage:deathray.gifdeath ray in a pear tree
death ray in a pear tree

 Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron

 Item Drops: laser-broiled pear
Borgelf4.gifImage:borgelf4.gifDecal-Applying Elfborg
Decal-Applying Elfborg

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)

 Item Drops: iGoogly, LED block, nanofiber cloth, synthetic stuffing, theoretical string, toy hoverpad
Lumberjack.gifImage:lumberjack.gifdecent lumberjack
decent lumberjack

 Habitat: Camp Logging Camp
 Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine

 Pickpocket: manly bloomers
Whiteshark.gifImage:Whiteshark.gifdecent white shark
decent white shark

 Habitat: The Briniest Deepests

 Item Drops: dull fish scale, shark cartilage, shark jumper, shark tooth, shark tooth
Demfridge.gifImage:demfridge.gifdemonic icebox
demonic icebox

 Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen
 Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin

 Pickpocket: hand grenegg
Demonninja.gifImage:Demonninja.gifDemoninja
Demoninja

 Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate
 Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants

 Quest Items: fraudwort
Digitalug.gifImage:digitalug.gifdigital underground dweller
digital underground dweller

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
Hippy2.gifImage:Hippy2.gifdirty hippy
dirty hippy

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Hippy2.gifImage:Hippy2.gifdirty hippy jewelry maker
dirty hippy jewelry maker

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Hippy2.gifImage:Hippy2.gifdirty hippy Vegan chef
dirty hippy Vegan chef

 Habitat: The Hippy Camp
 Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix

 Quest Items: Spanish fly
Bandit.gifImage:Bandit.gifdirty thieving brigand
dirty thieving brigand

 Habitat: The Themthar Hills

 Item Drops: None
Dinbox.gifImage:dinbox.gifdisease-in-the-box
disease-in-the-box

 Habitat: The "Fun" House

 Item Drops: box, disease
Divingbelle.gifImage:divingbelle.gifdiving belle
diving belle

 Habitat: The Marinara Trench

 Item Drops: diving muff, salinated mint julep, water-polo mitt
Rudolph-the-Red.gifImage:Rudolph-the-Red.gifDoc, the Reindeer
Doc, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
Pede.gifImage:Pede.gifdodecapede
dodecapede

 Habitat: The Daily Dungeon

 Item Drops: None
Rudolph-the-Red.gifImage:Rudolph-the-Red.gifDopey, the Reindeer
Dopey, the Reindeer

 Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)

 Item Drops: None
Doughbat.gifImage:doughbat.gifdoughbat
doughbat

 Habitat: Guano Junction

 Item Drops: sonar-in-a-biscuit, wad of dough
Drawkward.gifImage:drawkward.gifDr. Awkward
Dr. Awkward

 Habitat: The Palindome
 Item Drops: Drowsy Sword
 Quest Items: Staff of Fats

 Pickpocket: fumble formula
Drabbard.gifImage:drabbard.gifDrab Bard
Drab Bard

 Habitat: The Palindome

 Item Drops: drab sonata, guitar pick, olive
Drownedsailor.gifImage:drownedsailor.gifdrowned sailor
drowned sailor

 Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons

 Item Drops: moist sailor's cap, rusty compass, rusty speargun
Ducknicedrunk.gifImage:ducknicedrunk.gifdrunk duck
drunk duck

 Habitat: The Shady Thicket

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, bottle of rum, boxed wine, duct tape
Drunkgoat.gifImage:Drunkgoat.gifdrunk goat
drunk goat

 Habitat: The Goatlet
 Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard

 Bounty: billy idol
Hobo.gifImage:hobo.gifdrunken half-orc hobo
drunken half-orc hobo

 Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley
 Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed
 Bounty: hobo gristle

 Pickpocket: Boozehounds Anonymous token
Rat.gifImage:rat.gifdrunken rat
drunken rat

 Habitat: The Typical Tavern
 Item Drops: rat appendix

 Quest Items: rat whisker
Zomhobo.gifImage:zomhobo.gifdrunken zombie half-orc hobo
drunken zombie half-orc hobo

 Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later

 Item Drops: Mad Train wine, dirty hobo gloves, moxie weed, zombie pineal gland
Dwarfgnome.gifImage:dwarfgnome.gifdwarvish gnome
dwarvish gnome

 Habitat: Mt. Molehill

 Item Drops: None
Colaoff2.gifImage:colaoff2.gifDyspepsi-Cola General
Dyspepsi-Cola General

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations, Dyspepsi grenade
Colasol2.gifImage:colasol2.gifDyspepsi-Cola Knight
Dyspepsi-Cola Knight

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)

 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade
Colasol2.gifImage:colasol2.gifDyspepsi-Cola Soldier
Dyspepsi-Cola Soldier

 Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)
 Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade

 Pickpocket: lucky lighter
Ed1.gifImage:ed1.gifEd the Undying
Ed the Undying

 Habitat: The Lower Chambers
 Item Drops: None

 Quest Items: Holy MacGuffin
Eldiablo.gifImage:eldiablo.gifEl Diablo
El Diablo

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Novio.gifImage:novio.gifEl Novio Cadáver
El Novio Cadáver

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos

 Item Drops: kamicorpse-ee (below level 5), corpsedriver (level 5 and above)
Elpriest.gifImage:elpriest.gifEl Padre Cadáver
El Padre Cadáver

 Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos

 Item Drops: purple corpsel (below level 5), corpsetini (level 5 and above)
Elders.gifImage:elders.gifElders of the Gentle Race
Elders of the Gentle Race

 Habitat: Great Trip

 Item Drops: purple-frosted astral cupcake
Submarine.gifImage:submarine.gifElectron Submarine
Electron Submarine

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Warfratbg2.gifImage:warfratbg2.gifElite Beer Bongadier
Elite Beer Bongadier

 Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)

 Item Drops: beer bong, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, distressed denim pants, kick-ass kicks, PADL Phone
Skinyeti.gifImage:skinyeti.gifEmaciated Knott Yeti
Emaciated Knott Yeti

 Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past

 Item Drops: broken cellular phone, yeti fur
Armor.gifImage:Armor.gifempty suit of armor
empty suit of armor

 Habitat: The Haunted Gallery

 Item Drops: antique greaves, antique helmet, antique shield, antique spear
Inflatiger.gifImage:inflatiger.gifendangered inflatable white tiger
endangered inflatable white tiger

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Cow.gifImage:cow.gifEnraged Cow
Enraged Cow

 Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)

 Item Drops: None
Gremlinglasses.gifImage:gremlinglasses.giferudite gremlin
erudite gremlin

 Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)
 Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)

 Quest Items: molybdenum crescent wrench (when molybdenum magnet is used on the correct attack message)
Evilolive.gifImage:evilolive.gifEvil Olive
Evil Olive

 Habitat: The Palindome

 Item Drops: bottle of gin, jumbo olive, olive
Skihippy.gifImage:Skihippy.gifeXtreme cross-country hippy
eXtreme cross-country hippy

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
Fratboard.gifImage:Fratboard.gifeXtreme Orcish snowboarder
eXtreme Orcish snowboarder

 Habitat: The eXtreme Slope
 Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants

 Pickpocket: enchanted handwarmer
Wcorcs.gifImage:wcorcs.gifeXtreme Sports Orcs
eXtreme Sports Orcs

 Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel
 Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee

 Quest Items: hang glider
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