This is a nearly complete alphabetized listing of the monsters in the Kingdom. Each of the critters' names links to the spoilertastic description of an encounter with them. These are the monsters alphabetically from 1 to E.
Habitat: The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm
Habitat: Itznotyerzitz Mine
Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War)
Habitat: The Dungeons of Doom
Habitat: The Briniest Deepests
Habitat: Entryway Item Drops: batgut, bat guano
Habitat: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon
Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on Talk Like a Pirate Day from IV onwards
Habitat: The Haiku Dungeon Item Drops: Bash-Os cereal, bottle of sake Quest Items: haiku challenge map
Habitat: The Stately Pleasure Dome
Habitat: Ruins: A Protector Spirit Item Drops: obsidian dagger
Habitat: Great Trip
Habitat: The Haunted Conservatory
Habitat: The Bugbear Pens
Habitat: South of The Border
Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel
Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom Item Drops: old coin purse, old leather wallet
Habitat: The Haunted Bedroom
Habitat: The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy
Habitat: The Daily Dungeon
Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007)
Habitat: The Hole in the Sky Item Drops: star chart
Habitat: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp
Habitat: The Hole in the Sky
Habitat: The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Habitat: The Spooky Forest (ultra-rarely)
Habitat: The Haunted Library
Habitat: The Spooky Forest
Habitat: The Typical Tavern
Habitat: Guano Junction
Habitat: Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2005) (With a Unionize The Elves sign equipped)
Habitat: Menagerie Level 1
Habitat: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War) Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Habitat: The Brinier Deepers
Habitat: Beanbat Chamber
Habitat: Fernswarthy's Basement
Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair
Habitat: The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Habitat: The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Habitat: The Mouldering Mansion
Habitat: Mediocre Trip
Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley
Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Wartime)
Habitat: A Shimmering Portal
Habitat: The Black Forest Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin
Habitat: The Black Forest
Habitat: The Black Forest Item Drops: Black No. 2
Habitat: 35% chance to encounter when eating black pudding
Habitat: A Sinister Dodecahedron
Habitat: The Inexplicable Door
Habitat: An Oasis Item Drops: carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond
Habitat: Ruins
Habitat: The Palindome
Habitat: The Haert of the Cyrpt Item Drops: rib of the bonerdagon or vertebra of the bonerdagon
Habitat: after using Cap'm Caronch's Map Item Drops: None
Habitat: Menagerie Level 3
Habitat: The Boss Bat's Lair Item Drops: dense meat stack, Boss Bat britches or Boss Bat bling
Habitat: The Spooky Fright Factory Item Drops: evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block
Habitat: Tower Ruins
Habitat: The "Fun" House
Habitat: The Bugbear Pens Item Drops: gnoll lips, gnoll teeth
Habitat: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, herbs, reodorant
Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels Item Drops: bottle of sewage schnapps, C.H.U.M. lantern, C.H.U.M. knife, sewer nuggets
Habitat: A Maze of Sewer Tunnels (semi-rarely) Item Drops: sewer nuggets, sewer nuggets, C.H.U.M. knife, bottle of sewage schnapps, bottle of sewage schnapps, Filthy Crown
Habitat: The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert (Ultrahydrated)
Habitat: The Rogue Windmill
Habitat: Appears about every 30 adventures on Feast of Boris
Habitat: The Wreck of the Edgar Fitzsimmons
Habitat: The Spectral Pickle Factory
Habitat: Menagerie Level 2
Habitat: The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) Item Drops: dreadlock whip, handful of pine needles, stone frisbee
Habitat: The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age) Item Drops: handful of nuts and berries, handful of pine needles
Habitat: The Haunted Billiards Room
Habitat: The F'c'le
Habitat: The Purple Light District: Van, Damn
Habitat: The Haunted Bathroom
Habitat: The F'c'le Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste
Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform)
Habitat: A Battlefield (in Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform) Item Drops: Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca-Cola, Cloaca grenade
Habitat: The "Fun" House: Lurking at the Threshold Item Drops: None Bounty: empty greasepaint tube
Habitat: Exposure Esplanade
Habitat: The Defiled Alcove: Doublewide
Habitat: The Defiled Alcove, The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)
Habitat: The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely), The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely)
Habitat: The Sleazy Back Alley (ultra-rarely)
Habitat: The F'c'le Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay
Habitat: The "Fun" House Item Drops: acid-squirting flower, big bass drum, clown shoes, clown skin, foolscap fool's cap Bounty: empty greasepaint tube
Habitat: Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, reodorant, phat turquoise bead, windchimes
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: beach glass bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, herbs, hippy bongo, reodorant
Habitat: The Haunted Gallery Item Drops: 4-dimensional guitar, broken sword
Habitat: The F'c'le Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust
Habitat: The Goatlet Item Drops: glass of goat's milk, goat cheese
Habitat: Camp Logging Camp Item Drops: disbelief suspenders, jack flapper, poutine
Habitat: The Haunted Kitchen Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin
Habitat: The Dark Elbow of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate Item Drops: demon skin, hot katana blade, ninja hot pants
Habitat: Mt. Molehill
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hippy bongo, reodorant
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: beach glass bead, clay peace-sign bead, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, hemp string, hippy bongo, phat turquoise bead, reodorant
Habitat: The Hippy Camp Item Drops: carob chunks, double-barreled sling, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, filthy pestle, reodorant, Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
Habitat: The Themthar Hills
Habitat: The Marinara Trench
Habitat: The Palindome Item Drops: Drowsy Sword Quest Items: Staff of Fats
Habitat: The Shady Thicket
Habitat: The Goatlet Item Drops: bottle of whiskey, goat beard
Habitat: The Haunted Pantry: Oh No, Hobo, The Sleazy Back Alley Item Drops: dirty hobo gloves, Mad Train wine, moxie weed Bounty: hobo gristle
Habitat: The Typical Tavern Item Drops: rat appendix
Habitat: Market Square, 28 Days Later
Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform)
Habitat: A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform) Item Drops: Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi-Cola, Dyspepsi grenade
Habitat: The Lower Chambers Item Drops: None
Habitat: every 25-35 adventures on El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos
Habitat: The Icy Peak in The Recent Past
Habitat: The Haunted Gallery
Habitat: Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are; The Junkyard (Post-War) Item Drops: gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Habitat: The eXtreme Slope Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, eXtreme scarf, Mountain Stream soda
Habitat: The eXtreme Slope Item Drops: eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest, eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, snowboarder pants
Habitat: The Road to the White Citadel Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee
