Mob Penguin racketeer
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 You're fighting a Mob Penguin racketeerThis penguin flies through the air with a jetpack, defeating Nazis and saving improbably large-chested women.
Oh, wait. This penguin is in charge of making sure businesses pay their protection money to the Penguin Mob. On his off days, he plays tennis.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks you in the shin with one foot. You make quite the racket when the blow connects. Eek! Argh!
He offers not to hit you for 100 meat, then beats you up when you try to negotiate. Eek!
He points out that you haven't paid your protection meat, and smacks you up one side and down the other. Eek!
He hits you with his racket. Well, at least it wasn't an infernal racket. Argh!
He throws a cup of liquid in your face and says, "next time, that'll be acid. Oh, wait. That was the acid. Well, let that be a lesson to you." Oof! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
Miss Message(s):
He tries to hit you, but can't figure out how to make a fist.
He tries to kick you, but loses his balance and falls over.
He tries to hit you with his racket, but you're wise to that racket.
He punches the wall next to you, and says, "next time, that'll be your face." So he's threatening to turn you into a wall?
Fumble Message:
He throws a cup of water in your face and says, "next time, that'll be acid." You make a note to stock up on Pink Floyd albums.
Occurs at Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory.
References
- The line about the jetpack, Nazis, and large-chested women references the movie The Rocketeer.
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