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Aww, they took your friggin' kidney!
Call 911 Immediately
- This intrinsic effect can be removed with a spare kidney.
- Unequipping All also removes this effect, but it will reappear.
- Like the adventure that gives this effect, the description is a quote from the climactic finale of "Charlie the Unicorn."