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Miniature gravy-covered maypole
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miniature gravy-covered maypole
This is a maypole that's covered from tip to bottom in delicious gravy. From the top stream several ribbons, each of which is also covered in delicious gravy. A familiar using this thing would probably be able to find a lot more items than usual after combat. Why does gravy help your familiar find more items? Exactly.
Type: familiar equipment
Cannot be discarded
Enchantment:
+25% Item Drops from Monsters
NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore.
( In-game plural: miniature gravy-covered maypoles) [edit] Messages on Different Familiars
- Angry Goat: Your familiar romps around the maypole - trip-trap, trip-trap.
- Astral Badger: You witness the badger do a very repetitive but catchy dance around the maypole. Better to witness the badger than badger the witness, I always say.
- Attention-Deficit Demon: Your familiar dances halfway around the maypole, stops, goes back around the other way, then starts looking around for candy.
- Baby Yeti: Your familiar dances a traditional Yeti dance around the maypole. Oddly enough, it looks like The Electric Slide.
- Barrrnacle: Your familiar dances like a crustacean around the maypole.
- Cheshire Bat: Your familiar do-si-does around the maypole, disappearing on every 'si.'
- Clockwork Grapefruit: O, my brothers, your familiar fillies around the maypole like a real grazhny malchikiwik.
- Cocoabo: Your familiar does The Funky Chicken around the maypole.
- Coffee Pixie: Your familiar does a spastic, arrhythmic dance around the maypole. You feel like burning down the house.
- Crimbo Elf: Your familiar does a little dance around the maypole, while singing "La la, la la" to a slightly disturbing tune.
- Cymbal-Playing Monkey: Your familiar bangs his cymbals and does an arrhythmic, jerky dance around the maypole. Same as it ever was.
- Dandy Lion: Your familiar does a little country lion dancing around the maypole. Don't hit me.
- Emo Squid: Your familiar stands in front of the maypole absolutely motionless, then cries some silent tears. I guess that's how Emo Squids dance.
- Exotic Parrot: Your familiar flaps around the maypole once, and then perches on top of it and preens for a bit.
- Fuzzy Dice: Your familiar swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.
- Ghost Pickle on a Stick: Your familiar dances around the maypole. You got gravy in my ectoplasm! You got ectoplasm in my gravy!
- Ghuol Whelp: Your familiar gibbers and does a squamous maypole dance.
- Grue: You think you see your familiar dancing around the maypole, but it's too dark to really tell.
- Hand Turkey: Your familiar does The Funky Turkey around the maypole.
- Hovering Sombrero: Your familiar baila una baila tradicional de su gente. Translation: It dances a traditional dance of its people.
- Jill-O-Lantern: Your familiar does a Halloweeny dance around the maypole.
- Jitterbug: Your familiar does The Robot around the maypole. Nah, just kidding -- she does the Jitterbug, of course.
- Killer Bee: Your familiar buzzes and swoops around the maypole.
- Leprechaun: Your familiar does an Irish jig around the maypole.
- Mosquito: Your familiar buzzes and goes into a holding pattern around the maypole.
- Nervous Tick: Your familiar does a twitchy, flailing dance around the maypole. Someone should get him a giant business suit.
- Ninja Snowflake: Your familiar stalks in a quick circle around the Maypole, then draws festively back into the shadows.
- O.A.F.: <name> glances at the maypole and rocks back and forth, but can't really dance.
- Origami Towel Crane: Your familiar floppily flaps its way around the maypole. Or flappily flops, perhaps.
- Penguin Goodfella: Your familiar dances a traditional dance of his people around the maypole, and you'd be wise not to mock him.
- Personal Raincloud: Your familiar does a rain dance around the maypole. Bit of a self-fulfilling dance, that.
- Pygmy Bugbear Shaman: Your familiar busts a disturbingly erotic move around the maypole. The air briefly glows octarine.
- Sabre-Toothed Lime: Your familiar gnashes his sabre-teeth at the maypole. I guess that's the way limes dance.
- Scary Death Orb: Your familiar floats around the maypole a few times, whirring musically.
- Snowy Owl: Your familiar dances around the maypole to the smash rock hit "Who Let the Owls Out?"
- Spirit Hobo: Your familiar staggers around the maypole, whistling "How Dry I Am."
- Spooky Gravy Fairy: Your familiar does some kind of goofy... er, spooky goth dance around the maypole.
- Stab Bat: Your familiar does a very unsafe dance around the maypole. You can't dance if you want to.
- Star Starfish: Your familiar beams and floats around the maypole.
- Stinky Gravy Fairy: Your familiar dances around the maypole. The gravy starts to go bad and your eyes start watering.
- Sweet Nutcracker: Your familiar does the "Dance of the Phat Loot" around the maypole.
- Teddy Bear: Your familiar does a disturbingly exotic teddy-bear dance around the maypole.
- Temporal Riftlet: Your familiar pulsates rapidly. You have a vague memory of it dancing around a maypole at some point in the distant past.
- Whirling Maple Leaf: Your familiar whirls and reels around the maypole, eh? You got maple on my maypole!
- Wild Hare: Your familiar does the bunny-hop around the maypole.
- Wizard Action Figure: Your familiar points his wand at the maypole and chants "Festivioso Animatum!" In Loathing, maypole dances around you!
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